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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby firsal901 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:18 pm

lool nice one admins
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby swimmerdude99 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:21 pm

This was awesome, well played CC
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby drunkmonkey on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:31 pm

Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.

You're...special. ;)
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby TheForgivenOne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:37 am

drunkmonkey wrote:
Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.

You're...special. ;)


If it WAS a real legitimate bug, the first mod who would have seen it would have alerted lackattack immediately, like any other mass bug that happens.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Sprocc on Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:39 am

Got me – In my defence it isn’t April 1st where I am, but still completely thought it was serious.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby chapcrap on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:33 am

Sprocc wrote:Got me – In my defence it isn’t April 1st where I am, but still completely thought it was serious.

It's not April? Where are you from?
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Gilligan on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:40 am

chapcrap wrote:
Sprocc wrote:Got me – In my defence it isn’t April 1st where I am, but still completely thought it was serious.

It's not April? Where are you from?


Some countries do this on December 28, news to me too.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:55 am

Ahoy Everyone,

It is great to be back in control! I wanted to thank you all for indulging in our little April Fools gag, hopefully you managed to have some fun with it and it helped give you a chuckle over the weekend. And don't worry, there really is no 'Dice Adjustments' tool---I can't even begin to imagine how such a feature would work if it could exist! And as denominator pointed out in his post, there is too much of a paper trail for such a tool to exist! And if it did, I'm fairly certain Lackattack, King Achilles, and Myself would be into officer status, instead of the middling ranks we currently are! Haha.

I must say it was pretty amusing to watch the "reasons" users were using for their various actions in the dummy-admin menu items. Here are some stats, and a couple of gems that I liked:

Dice Adjustment - 1870 entries
Paddle - 849 entries
Premium Membership Granting - 1029 entries

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For the Dice Adjustments, I chuckled that the first couple of entries actually followed the made-up guideline of ~15%, but within a couple of more minutes the 99%'s started rolling in! dollarsnosense used the "tool" the most with 48 entries!

For the Paddle, Crazyirishman used the "tool" the most, with 46 entries! And here are some random entries I found amusing:

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For the Premium Granting, lmcarreiro used the "tool" the most, but only with 9 entries! However, there were 286 entries in which someone awarded 99 months of Premium Membership! Most of the reasons seem to revolve around someone wanting to give themselves or their friends Premium since they couldn't afford it at this time, or for simply because they deserved it for making Conquer Club the unique community it is! Here are some random entries I found amusing:

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Many thanks to all those concerned citizens who sent in E-tickets as well, it was great to see you cared enough to take some action!

And all April Fools' joking aside, Lackattack really is into coding the next update...based on a popular suggestion that has been around for a long while!



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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby skychaser on Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:54 am

you put this "the next update" thing here and didnt tell what it was... Come on! April fools' over.

Pics or didn't happen.

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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Chives1337 on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:17 pm

2351 Chives1337 | P 69 | cos 69 is the best number ever (good april fools joke) | Chives1337


'Nuff sed.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:41 pm

Chives1337 wrote:
2351 Chives1337 | P 69 | cos 69 is the best number ever (good april fools joke) | Chives1337

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'Nuff sed.


Your mom agrees.

Andy, if that is AA I am coming back to cc. Just a heads up (threat? Warning?)
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby drunkmonkey on Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:47 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Andy, if that is AA I am coming back to cc. Just a heads up (threat? Warning?)

My money's on "choose your own color".
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby darth emperor on Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:05 pm

Gilligan wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
Sprocc wrote:Got me – In my defence it isn’t April 1st where I am, but still completely thought it was serious.

It's not April? Where are you from?


Some countries do this on December 28, news to me too.


Yep, in spanish countries do on that day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day#Other_prank_days_in_the_world
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby jak111 on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:00 pm

Gilligan wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
Sprocc wrote:Got me – In my defence it isn’t April 1st where I am, but still completely thought it was serious.

It's not April? Where are you from?


Some countries do this on December 28, news to me too.


Well he/she lives in Australia so by the time he/she checked it would've probably been April 2nd over there :P.

I was a bit disappointed in the ban tool. People were calling others out in a not so mannerly fashion :(.
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby agentcom on Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:19 pm

Is any of this stuff archived? I'd like to see if I was paddled, premiumed, or diced?
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby chapcrap on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:11 pm

agentcom wrote:Is any of this stuff archived? I'd like to see if I was paddled, premiumed, or diced?


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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:47 pm

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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:24 am

TheForgivenOne wrote:
drunkmonkey wrote:
Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.

You're...special. ;)


If it WAS a real legitimate bug, the first mod who would have seen it would have alerted lackattack immediately, like any other mass bug that happens.


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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby Leehar on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:21 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:Andy, if that is AA I am coming back to cc. Just a heads up (threat? Warning?)

TW, we only want you back if you're coming over to the dark side ;)
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Re: aNonYMous Wa5 h3r3

Postby muchalls on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:35 pm

Considering my latest -40% luck, it's a terrible April fool's joke...
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