Victor Sullivan wrote:SHE doesnt exactly have the best reputation in this forum, she lost her ratings privileges as previously stated... Good spot, TFO.
theherkman wrote:Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Villager: She looks like one!
Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Bedevere: Bring her forward.
Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
Witch: THEY dressed me up like this.
Villagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
Witch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
One Villager: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Villager: And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
B: Did you dress her up like this?
Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Villager: yes.
Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
B: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!!
Bedevere: a newt?
Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIET! There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?
Villager: Because they're made of.....wood?
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
B: What also floats in water?
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
B: So, *logically*...
Villager: If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.
B: and therefore...
All Villagers: A WITCH!
Woodruff wrote:When is ConquerClub going to rid themselves of this jackass? The site had the good grace to allow him to open up and primarily use a second account (despite the claim this won't be done), and he treats them like this? I mean really...
KraphtOne wrote:Woodruff wrote:When is ConquerClub going to rid themselves of this jackass? The site had the good grace to allow him to open up and primarily use a second account (despite the claim this won't be done), and he treats them like this? I mean really...
they'll let ya buy as many accounts as you want
jsnyder748 wrote:Monty python and the holy grail is a great movie and explains what is going on here exactly
king achilles wrote:۩░▒▓₪№™℮₪▓▒░۩ is already on vacation indefinitely.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
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