Patch Wars [Quenched]

[Gilligan]

If lack works around the clock, I'll be damned...

[thenobodies80]

The map was updated!

[chapcrap]

The map was updated!

Just before I made the call to Shredder too. Lucky turtle...

[BadgerJelly]

What does "Hold 6" mean? Finish turn on 6 toys and win or start turn on 6 toys and win?

Guess I'll find out now ...

[DiM]

What does "Hold 6" mean? Finish turn on 6 toys and win or start turn on 6 toys and win?

Guess I'll find out now ...

http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=instructions6

Victory Conditions / Map Objectives

Some maps have 'victory' objectives, which you must conquer and hold for one round to win the game. If you are holding an objective, you will win the game at the moment you press the "Begin Turn" button, even in assassin and terminator games (think of this as the ultimate zone bonus). In team games, as with bonuses, the objective must be held by a single player.

[happy2seeyou]

Good job DiM! I played it and won. That secret hidden bombing passageway that no one knows about really helped.

[Winged Cat]

Is there a reason Octi's region is only +4, while Quacky's is +5? They both border 4 other regions, and Octi has 9 territories to Quacky's 8 (which appears to balance out the 4 in Quacky's that border something else, to Octi's 3).

[DiM]

Is there a reason Octi's region is only +4, while Quacky's is +5? They both border 4 other regions, and Octi has 9 territories to Quacky's 8 (which appears to balance out the 4 in Quacky's that border something else, to Octi's 3).

quacky's patch has 8 terits 4 borders 7 terits that can attack those borders
octi has 9 terits 3 borders and 4 terits that can attack those borders


so quacky has more borders and can be attacked from more places while octi has less borders and can be attacked from less places.

[Gilligan]

I just noticed this...can Bill or Billy be changed to something else? I almost misdeployed.

[DiM]

I just noticed this...can Bill or Billy be changed to something else? I almost misdeployed.

here you go:
large: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-L-2.png

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small: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/DiM-topia/QuiltWars-S-2.png

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[Gilligan]

I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?

[DiM]

I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?

what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.

[Gilligan]

I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?

what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.

I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick. I can never know with you, DiM!

[DiM]

I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?

what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.

I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick. I can never know with you, DiM!

i was actually surprised i didn't use this name from the start. it's one of the funniest english names.
if people think it's offensive i can change it but i doubt it will be necessary

[Gilligan]

I'm not sure how that was an unreasonable request?

what? i didn't say it's unreasonable. in fact i already changed it.
i made bill into dick.
maybe you need to refresh the image to see the new name.

I saw, I thought you were calling me a dick. I can never know with you, DiM!

i was actually surprised i didn't use this name from the start. it's one of the funniest english names.
if people think it's offensive i can change it but i doubt it will be necessary

I think there's another territory named Dick somewhere...

It's more of a nickname than a birth name.

EDIT: It's US Senate

[DiM]

I think there's another territory named Dick somewhere...

It's more of a nickname than a birth name.

EDIT: It's US Senate

i know it's short for Richard, but it's also encountered as a birth name.

and if the're a dick in the us senate ( ) then i guess i can use it on my map too

[Victor Sullivan]

Oh, my... I thought this was supposed to be kid-friendly! Richie Rich wasn't called Dick Rich for a reason, you know...

-Sully

[koontz1973]

Oh, my... I thought this was supposed to be kid-friendly! Richie Rich wasn't called Dick Rich for a reason, you know...

-Sully

He was by his perverse uncle that liked to come over and play in the bouncy castle.

[Victor Sullivan]

Oh, my... I thought this was supposed to be kid-friendly! Richie Rich wasn't called Dick Rich for a reason, you know...

-Sully

He was by his perverse uncle that liked to come over and play in the bouncy castle.

Hey! I am not "perverse"!

-Sully

[chapcrap]

Have the dick XML and dick maps been uploaded?

[Victor Sullivan]

I can't upload and attach the XML: "Sorry, the board attachment quota has been reached."

-Sully

[isaiah40]

I can't upload and attach the XML: "Sorry, the board attachment quota has been reached."

-Sully

Okay, then post the link!

[Victor Sullivan]

Yeah, that'll take me a bit. Hold onto your panties!

-Sully

[isaiah40]

Yeah, that'll take me a bit. Hold onto your panties!

-Sully

Sorry, I don't wear them.

[Victor Sullivan]

Yeah, that'll take me a bit. Hold onto your panties!

-Sully

Sorry, I don't wear them.

Right, like I'm the only straight guy that wears panties

-Sully