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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:11 pm

hushovd wrote:Nou then i nooow 1 toe:

Wat is de difference between a white shirt with one red stripe and a white shirt with more red stripes?



The one stripe doesnt scores points in europe, the other does :-)


Zooooooooo gemakkelijk :-)



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Re: Domme moppen

Postby SirSebstar on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:58 pm

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:17 am

gooit een man een brief in de bus.

Zegt de buschauffeur: wat moet ik daar nu weer mee...

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:12 pm

sniffie wrote:
hushovd wrote:Of zoals Johan het momenteel zou zeggen....das nie logisch. :lol:


Houd je gezeik over Ajax dan nooit op??

Klein meisje dat je bent, :evil: ;)


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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:07 am

Nou kwam ik met mijn nichtje in de speelgoedwinkel, ik had haar een Barbie beloofd.
De verkoopster vertelde me dat alle Barbie's afgeprijsd waren, van 29.95 naar 19.95, behalve "Barbie gaat scheiden", die kostte 99.95

Dit bleek zo te zijn omdat je bij die Barbie ook het huis, de auto en de boot van Ken erbij kreeg... :D
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Iron Maid on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:03 pm

Waarom verkopen ze in België geen Blue Band?

Ze weten daar niet hoe ze de strik los moeten krijgen!


Verder zijn veel verpakkingen lichtelijk anders in de Belgische supermarkten. Waar in Nederland de tekst: Hier openen staat is dit in België vervangen door: Thuis openen.

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby JBlombier on Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:30 am

Jantje komt thuis, zegt-ie tegen z'n oma die inwoont: "Papa en mama liggen zeker nog op bed?"
Oma zegt: "Ja."
Na een middag komt-ie weer thuis, zegt-ie: "Papa en mama liggen zeker nog op bed bed?"
Oma zagt: "Ja, hoe weet je dat?"
Jantje: "Nou, pap vroeg vanmorgen om een beetje Vaseline, heb ik 'm Bison-kit gegeven."

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:56 am

Jolante en wesley zijn in Turkije bij de Prenatal winkel gesignaleerd.
Het nieuws viel allemaal wel mee, Wesley had een nieuw zomerjasje nodig....
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Iron Maid on Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:11 am

Met dank aan een collega, heeft mijn grap eindelijk het internet gehaald. Bijna 3000 likes.

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