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Re: Domme moppen

Postby SirSebstar on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:37 am

sunshining wrote:nou vertel

rofl....
selecteer de hele tekst eens. hij heeft de grap van witte letters ontdekt..
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby zimmah on Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:12 am

nog een leuke:

1) ga naar http://maps.google.com
2) type: van china naar taiwan en druk op enter
3) lees stap 48.
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sunshining on Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:05 am

SirSebstar wrote:
sunshining wrote:nou vertel

rofl....
selecteer de hele tekst eens. hij heeft de grap van witte letters ontdekt..


Tjonge dat had ik natuurlijk weer eens niet in de gaten :roll:
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sunshining on Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:07 am

zimmah wrote:nog een leuke:

1) ga naar http://maps.google.com
2) type: van china naar taiwan en druk op enter
3) lees stap 48.



:lol: hahah die is leuk :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D>
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby JBlombier on Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:44 am

Damn! Google is me er eentje ^^
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:00 am

sunshining wrote:
SirSebstar wrote:
sunshining wrote:nou vertel

rofl....
selecteer de hele tekst eens. hij heeft de grap van witte letters ontdekt..


Tjonge dat had ik natuurlijk weer eens niet in de gaten :roll:



lol, dat vond ik eerlijk gezegd nog leuker dan die moppen sunny =D>
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:06 am

sunshining wrote:
zimmah wrote:nog een leuke:

1) ga naar http://maps.google.com
2) type: van china naar taiwan en druk op enter
3) lees stap 48.



:lol: hahah die is leuk :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D>



Hilarisch!! Alhoewel, ik doe dat wel ff hoor :lol:

en vandaag gaan we van San Francisco naar Japan. rofl
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:07 am

Deze kreeg ik van een collega, ikzelf vond hem wel grappig, niet echt een mop maar toch,

Ga naar Google Translate, tik de volgende zin in:
mijn buurvrouw heeft koolmezen maar wat doet uw haan op mijn ezel

Vertaal van Nederlands naar Engels en zie maar wat eruit komt.

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Genaraln7 on Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:23 am

Een Nederlander en een Marrokaan waren op vakantie in een luxe hotel.
Zegt de Marrokaan tegen de Nederlander "Mijn huis was helemaal afgefikt maar gelukkig was het verzekerd dus kon ik met het geld op deze vakantie"
De Nederlander "Hey dat is toevallig ik had mijn huis ook verzekerd en mijn huis was verwoest door een overstomming."
De Marrokaan kijkt de Nederlander vreemt aan,
" Hoe maak je in nou in godsnaam een overstoming !?"
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:20 pm

Genaraln7 wrote:Een Nederlander en een Marrokaan waren op vakantie in een luxe hotel.
Zegt de Marrokaan tegen de Nederlander "Mijn huis was helemaal afgefikt maar gelukkig was het verzekerd dus kon ik met het geld op deze vakantie"
De Nederlander "Hey dat is toevallig ik had mijn huis ook verzekerd en mijn huis was verwoest door een overstomming."
De Marrokaan kijkt de Nederlander vreemt aan,
" Hoe maak je in nou in godsnaam een overstoming !?"



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Re: Domme moppen

Postby SirSebstar on Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:10 pm

hushovd wrote:
Genaraln7 wrote:Een Nederlander en een Marrokaan waren op vakantie in een luxe hotel.
Zegt de Marrokaan tegen de Nederlander "Mijn huis was helemaal afgefikt maar gelukkig was het verzekerd dus kon ik met het geld op deze vakantie"
De Nederlander "Hey dat is toevallig ik had mijn huis ook verzekerd en mijn huis was verwoest door een overstomming."
De Marrokaan kijkt de Nederlander vreemt aan,
" Hoe maak je in nou in godsnaam een overstoming !?"



Joeri ...translation please ... ;)


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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:01 am

lmao
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:40 pm

SirSebstar wrote:
hushovd wrote:
Genaraln7 wrote:Een Nederlander en een Marrokaan waren op vakantie in een luxe hotel.
Zegt de Marrokaan tegen de Nederlander "Mijn huis was helemaal afgefikt maar gelukkig was het verzekerd dus kon ik met het geld op deze vakantie"
De Nederlander "Hey dat is toevallig ik had mijn huis ook verzekerd en mijn huis was verwoest door een overstomming."
De Marrokaan kijkt de Nederlander vreemt aan,
" Hoe maak je in nou in godsnaam een overstoming !?"



Joeri ...translation please ... ;)


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geniaal!!!! :lol:
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Genaraln7 on Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:19 pm

tnx for ruining my F***ing post...:@
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:39 pm

Genaraln7 wrote:tnx for ruining my F***ing post...:@



het woord ruining zou ik dan weer niet willen gebruiken ;)

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:53 pm

Of zoals Johan het momenteel zou zeggen....das nie logisch. :lol:
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:38 pm

hushovd wrote:Of zoals Johan het momenteel zou zeggen....das nie logisch. :lol:


Houd je gezeik over Ajax dan nooit op??

Klein meisje dat je bent, :evil: ;)
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby JBlombier on Mon May 14, 2012 3:13 pm

Een plaatje zegt meer dan duizend blondjes-moppen.

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby SirSebstar on Thu May 17, 2012 2:13 pm

ik ben dan wel niet blond ofzo, maar dat is eigenlijk best handig
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Catarah on Fri May 18, 2012 10:08 am

SirSebstar wrote:ik ben dan wel niet blond ofzo, maar dat is eigenlijk best handig


duidelijk, blond van binnen :lol:
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby JBlombier on Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:27 am

Hoe noem je een lift met dikke mensen erin?

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Re: Domme moppen

Postby sniffie on Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:24 pm

deze mop is slecht, en nog in het engels ook (sorry hushovd ;) )

The French fighter pilot Pierre and his girl are picnicking at the banks of the river Seine.
She says: oooh Pierre, kiss my sweet red lips.
So, Pierre takes a bottle of red wine, pours it onto her lips, kisses her and says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat, I want the best red wine.

She says, ooh Pierre, kiss me lower, kiss my pale breasts.
So Pierre unbuttons here blouse and pours white wine over her breast and says:
I am Pierre the great French fighter pilot and when I have white meat, I want the best white wine.

So she says: oooh Pierre, go down on me.
So Pierre opens here trousers undoes here from here thong.
He takes a bottle of Cointreau, pours it onto here.... you know

AND SETS IT ABLAZE!!!!

So she runs into the Seine and shouts, Pierre, what are you doing to me.

So Pierre says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby Extreme Ways on Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:33 pm

sniffie wrote:deze mop is slecht, en nog in het engels ook (sorry hushovd ;) )

The French fighter pilot Pierre and his girl are picnicking at the banks of the river Seine.
She says: oooh Pierre, kiss my sweet red lips.
So, Pierre takes a bottle of red wine, pours it onto her lips, kisses her and says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat, I want the best red wine.

She says, ooh Pierre, kiss me lower, kiss my pale breasts.
So Pierre unbuttons here blouse and pours white wine over her breast and says:
I am Pierre the great French fighter pilot and when I have white meat, I want the best white wine.

So she says: oooh Pierre, go down on me.
So Pierre opens here trousers undoes here from here thong.
He takes a bottle of Cointreau, pours it onto here.... you know

AND SETS IT ABLAZE!!!!

So she runs into the Seine and shouts, Pierre, what are you doing to me.

So Pierre says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames

Wow. Wel heel slecht. Een mop van vergelijkbaar niveau als:
wat is de overeenkomst tussen een geel en een blauw hekje?
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Re: Domme moppen

Postby hushovd on Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:54 am

Nou then i nooow 1 toe:

Wat is de difference between a white shirt with one red stripe and a white shirt with more red stripes?



The one stripe doesnt scores points in europe, the other does :-)


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