deze mop is slecht, en nog in het engels ook (sorry hushovd
The French fighter pilot Pierre and his girl are picnicking at the banks of the river
She says: oooh Pierre, kiss my sweet red
So, Pierre takes a bottle of red wine, pours it onto her lips, kisses her and says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I have red
meat, I want the best red
She says, ooh Pierre, kiss me lower, kiss my pale breasts.
So Pierre unbuttons here blouse and pours white
wine over her breast and says:
I am Pierre the great French fighter pilot and when I have white
meat, I want the best white wine
So she says: oooh Pierre, go down on me.
So Pierre opens here trousers undoes here from here thong.
He takes a bottle of Cointreau, pours it onto here.... you know
AND SETS IT ABLAZE
So she runs into the Seine and shouts, Pierre, what are you doing to me.
So Pierre says:
I am Pierre, the great French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames