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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby jackin_u_up on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:33 am

Do you like the Cheeseburger or Chicken Nugget Happy Meal ?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Skittles! on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:53 am

I have you ever fed a dog oreo's, despite being told that chocolate isn't good for dogs?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby stahrgazer on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:54 am

jackin_u_up wrote:Do you like the Cheeseburger or Chicken Nugget Happy Meal ?


Would you like an apple pie with that? Oh, wait, wrong restaurant.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby mpjh on Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:41 am

elfish_lad wrote:Hey. How you doing? So. I'm a newt here. Who are you, who are you really?


Juan, have you ever eaten newt? I hear it tastes like chicken.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Visaoni on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:14 am

Hey Juan, how often have you visited Calidrmr's pants?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:26 am

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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby elfish_lad on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:38 am

mpjh wrote:
elfish_lad wrote:Hey. How you doing? So. I'm a newt here. Who are you, who are you really?


Juan, have you ever eaten newt? I hear it tastes like chicken.


Jello. Newt's taste like jello. All squishy and stuff.

Juan? Have you ever eaten a mod? I hear they taste like cra... hmm... I hear they taste bad. Just curious.

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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:12 am

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If not, do you want to?

If yes, how often and/or would you do it again?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby finchboy on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:58 am

On religious belief and practice...

a) People should be left alone to believe what they want and its not my place to challenge them.
b) Religious people are wrong but it there right to be wrong so I leave 'em alone.
c) Some people believe plain silly things and if they haven't worked it out yet and it's my place to tell them what to believe! They can't work it out for themselves the poor dears!
d) Religious belief will throw the world back into the dark ages, we need to stop them believing what they do or get rid of them quick-sharp!

a,b,c or d and why?

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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby alex951 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:58 pm

whats your opinion on alex951? :D
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Search your mind deep, Juany boy.

Postby MaleAlphaThree on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:04 pm

Let's have some FUN, shall we Juan?



What would your average sexual activity frequency (per week) comfortably be if it were available to you at all times of day, and you could do anything you want?

Using a point system to include different acts: 1 point for intercourse or anal, 0.75 for oral (receiving), 0.5 for manual (receiving), 0.25 for oral/manual (giving), a bonus point for each additional girl beyond the first (if you're into that).

For Example: My comfortable frequency (at best) is 7 (4 intercourse (haven't had anal yet), 2 oral (receiving), 1 manual (receiving), 2 oral (giving), and 2 manual (giving)). I really enjoy oral but I wouldn't want to spoil myself by getting it more than sex; I'm still in need of a good handjob but even if I could have one I would probably still think that it is only so much better than masturbation but not quite as good as anything else we could be better spending our time on (like oral); I like to keep the score relatively "even" for oral; and I really like fingering.... having orgasmic power literally in my hands is quite an arousing feeling for me.


Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?


Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both. :roll:


What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scott free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.


What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?

Everyone has a price. Man's body type is your choice, animal is your choice, attractiveness of dead chick is your choice, but she was dead long enough to get cold/room temperature.


Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.


If you HAD to rape a woman, who would it be and how would you go about it*? (like beating her unconscious, and fucking her in the ass.... lol, am I fucked up for thinking that sounds funny? tragedy plus distance)

There's a bomb in your brain that only goes off if you don't have sex (not just jerking off) within an hour, and you're trapped with the woman of your choice for at least one hour. I'm thinking Cranked.... no other situation would warrant outright rape that I can think of.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Neoteny on Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:08 pm

If it turned out eggs really were baby chickens, would they still be as delicious?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby mpjh on Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:36 pm

If it turned out that baby chickens were once eggs, would they be good with hollandaise sauce?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:39 pm

What are your plans of escape in case of a zombie attack, a velociraptor attack and a zombie velociraptor attack respectively?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby alex951 on Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:47 pm

if you could write a letter to yourself in the past what would you write?
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