saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
MaleAlphaThree wrote:Let's have some FUN, shall we Juan?
What would your average sexual activity frequency (per week) comfortably be if it were available to you at all times of day, and you could do anything you want?
Using a point system to include different acts: 1 point for intercourse or anal, 0.75 for oral (receiving), 0.5 for manual (receiving), 0.25 for oral/manual (giving), a bonus point for each additional girl beyond the first (if you're into that).
For Example: My comfortable frequency (at best) is 7 (4 intercourse (haven't had anal yet), 2 oral (receiving), 1 manual (receiving), 2 oral (giving), and 2 manual (giving)). I really enjoy oral but I wouldn't want to spoil myself by getting it more than sex; I'm still in need of a good handjob but even if I could have one I would probably still think that it is only so much better than masturbation but not quite as good as anything else we could be better spending our time on (like oral); I like to keep the score relatively "even" for oral; and I really like fingering.... having orgasmic power literally in my hands is quite an arousing feeling for me.
Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?
What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?
Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?
Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.
What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).
If you had the opportunity to get away, scott free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?
You can't choose Hitler.
What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?
Everyone has a price. Man's body type is your choice, animal is your choice, attractiveness of dead chick is your choice, but she was dead long enough to get cold/room temperature.
Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.
If you HAD to rape a woman, who would it be and how would you go about it*? (like beating her unconscious, and fucking her in the ass.... lol, am I fucked up for thinking that sounds funny? tragedy plus distance)
There's a bomb in your brain that only goes off if you don't have sex (not just jerking off) within an hour, and you're trapped with the woman of your choice for at least one hour. I'm thinking Cranked.... no other situation would warrant outright rape that I can think of.
If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?
A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.
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Skittles! wrote:Holy shit. This is hilarious. How do you come up with this shit, MAT? You're weirder than I thought. xD
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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