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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby alex951 on Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:48 pm

MeDeFe wrote:If you could write a letter from the future to your current self, what would you write?

mpjh wrote:if you met Image what would you say?


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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:11 am

If you met Image would you become religious?
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Re: Search your mind deep, Juany boy.

Postby nagerous on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:21 am

MaleAlphaThree wrote:Let's have some FUN, shall we Juan?



What would your average sexual activity frequency (per week) comfortably be if it were available to you at all times of day, and you could do anything you want?

Using a point system to include different acts: 1 point for intercourse or anal, 0.75 for oral (receiving), 0.5 for manual (receiving), 0.25 for oral/manual (giving), a bonus point for each additional girl beyond the first (if you're into that).

For Example: My comfortable frequency (at best) is 7 (4 intercourse (haven't had anal yet), 2 oral (receiving), 1 manual (receiving), 2 oral (giving), and 2 manual (giving)). I really enjoy oral but I wouldn't want to spoil myself by getting it more than sex; I'm still in need of a good handjob but even if I could have one I would probably still think that it is only so much better than masturbation but not quite as good as anything else we could be better spending our time on (like oral); I like to keep the score relatively "even" for oral; and I really like fingering.... having orgasmic power literally in my hands is quite an arousing feeling for me.


Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?


Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both. :roll:


What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scott free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.


What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?

Everyone has a price. Man's body type is your choice, animal is your choice, attractiveness of dead chick is your choice, but she was dead long enough to get cold/room temperature.


Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.


If you HAD to rape a woman, who would it be and how would you go about it*? (like beating her unconscious, and fucking her in the ass.... lol, am I fucked up for thinking that sounds funny? tragedy plus distance)

There's a bomb in your brain that only goes off if you don't have sex (not just jerking off) within an hour, and you're trapped with the woman of your choice for at least one hour. I'm thinking Cranked.... no other situation would warrant outright rape that I can think of.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.



Sorry dude, but the moderating team view some of these questions not fit for the newsletter, especially considering the criticism and debacle received after some of the questions asked to colton in the last tournament newsletter. If you want to PM Juan these questions then be my guest.
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Re: Search your mind deep, Juany boy.

Postby Visaoni on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:51 am

nagerous wrote:Sorry dude, but the moderating team view some of these questions not fit for the newsletter, especially considering the criticism and debacle received after some of the questions asked to colton in the last tournament newsletter. If you want to PM Juan these questions then be my guest.


I think our newsletter is due for a clash with "the man" about censorship. Stand up for the written word, and resist!


Come on guys, time to start thinking up not-so-clever rhyming slogans about free speech. I'll bring the crayons if the rest of you can pitch for paper/poster board/sticks.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:37 am

How often do you find yourself somewhere other than the Off Topics Forum?


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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby karelpietertje on Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:09 pm

Are You Bottom?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby john9blue on Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:31 pm

Whence did you derive that treatise regarding penis rearing?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby joecoolfrog on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:01 pm

Do you despair that so many in your country worship a sky daddy ?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby GabonX on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:42 pm

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I hate you so much it hurts.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby GabonX on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:43 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:If you met Image would you become religious?

Hey, that's Kieth Jardine, aka the Disco Viking!
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby GabonX on Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:43 pm

Juan, how much is too much?
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby john9blue on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:26 pm

GabonX wrote:Hey, that's Kieth Jardine, aka the Disco Viking!


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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby MaleAlphaThree on Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:24 am

nagerous wrote:Sorry dude, but the moderating team view some of these questions not fit for the newsletter, especially considering the criticism and debacle received after some of the questions asked to colton in the last tournament newsletter. If you want to PM Juan these questions then be my guest.


I understand, I'm sure authority types all have quotas or precedents to blindly follow. Juan shall answer my questions in one place, or another.... and there will be joy.
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:29 pm

Where in God's name is Carmen Sandiego?

What sexual things would you do to Image if you ever met?

And would you like to go see a movie sometime? (Not like a date. "Just friends")
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Re: CC News Interview-- Juan_Bottom

Postby clapper011 on Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:21 pm

alright guys/gals, some of these questions are rather inappropriate. Please ask relatively responsible and appropriate questions, and refrain from trolling and spamming the thread up. Especially all the allusions to juan's sexuality, I mean really? It is an interview NOT sex ed? ;)

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