Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby nagerous on Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:44 pm

Hey

In this 25th edition of the CC newsletter there is going to be an interview with prolific off-topic poster pimpdave!

Please post any questions you may have for him here and he will answer them in the next edition!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby john9blue on Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:28 pm

What's your favorite color?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:12 pm

Is your first name Dave or Pimp?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:13 pm

What does Dave think about you pimping him?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby the.killing.44 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:15 pm

你有家庭主妇还是没有家庭主妇吗?

Google translate is incorrect if you try to use it.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby jefjef on Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:21 pm

How many accounts have you had here at CC?

Why do you and firth4? respect each other so much.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:17 pm

What is the best book you have ever read, and why?
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:56 am

Did you manage to get Sergei hooked up?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:45 pm

By what was your tenure at McGill University marked?

Why is it the most powerful Uni ever?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:14 pm

When did McGill University invent you?

Questions about invention were invented at McGill in the year 1888.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby Rocketry on Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:23 pm

What is your favourite song?

You can tell a suprising amount about a person with just that one question!

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:41 pm

What year(s) did you attend McGill?

In what faculty?

How many babes did you make while there?

Is Canadian beer as good as they say it is?

Who invented hockey?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby thegreekdog on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:21 am

Did you know that everything was invented at McGill University, including McGill University?

Do you think the space-time continuum would be torn asunder because everything was invented at McGill University?

I second Woodruff's question, for whatever that's worth.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:16 am

Where's Waldo ?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation --- Pimpdave

Postby MaleAlphaThree on Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:05 pm

You're a GH member now, so I must ask: do you feel lucky punk?



Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?


Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.


What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and fantasy (like a female celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scot-free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.

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Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.


What is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here?**

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What is your level of empathy with the female gender?


Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?


What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?

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What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item?


What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?

Name per type of restaurant, if you wish.


What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?

Name per genre/director, if you wish.


What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?


What is your favorite book? Writer?

Name per writer, if you wish.


What is your favorite game? Format?

Name per format, if you wish. i.e. tabletop, console, PC.

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What is your favorite past time altogether?

Besides sex.


What is your favorite part of the female, human body? Of the male one?


If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?

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If you could choose, what would be your last words?


How many innocents do you feel are worth sacrificing for "the greater good"?

Be it to save one hundred times more people, one thousands times more, or to improve the world for so many times of people (or more).


If you had to put to death an entire species, what would it be and what qualifies it?


If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have forced upon yourself, what would it be?

Besides Catholicism.... or Scientology.


If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?

Besides the appendix, or a cancerous bit.


If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?

Army of Darkness does not count.

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What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?


What is your favorite time of day?


What is your favorite season?

Or describe your favorite parts of each if you don't favor a particular one.


What is your favorite year?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history.


Who is your favorite celebrity?


What is your favorite country?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history. The United States of America doesn't count.

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If you have one, who is/was your favorite American president?

Based on knowledge of history.


What is your favorite war of all time?

Based on knowledge of history. The Cold War doesn't count.


Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom or Snorri1234?


Do you enjoy answering questions of a sexual and/or obscene nature?
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