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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby jefjef on Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:47 am

Bush or Reagan?

Sticks or squeaky toys?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby alex951 on Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:28 am

who is the best looking gal in PF? ;)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby Ugly_Moose on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:12 pm

Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:54 pm

Does God exist?

And more importantly, does Army of GOD exist?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:03 am

If you and Army of GOD would get married and had a child, would your child's name be thegreekgod or Army of DOG?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby Falkomagno on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:29 pm

big and sleepy or short but playful?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby pimpdave on Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:03 am

(Found these on another website. Most of them are really stupid or else simply Carlin-esque. So feel free to toss whatever doesn't interest you, but this should provide ample fodder for some interesting/fun answers. I'll try to come up with something of my own later, but wanted to throw you some meat before this thread gets closed. Also, go figure, when you search Google with the string "tough questions" you get 5 pages of nothing but Christianity sites.)


1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

21. What do people in China call their good plates?

22. What do you call a male ladybug?

23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:58 am

I would like to answer these questions.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby nagerous on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:05 am

thegreekdog wrote:I would like to answer these questions.


There is still 48 hours before the thread is closed and then you will receive the questions :-).
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:19 pm

nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I would like to answer these questions.


There is still 48 hours before the thread is closed and then you will receive the questions :-).


No, I meant pimpdave's questions.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:02 pm

Favorite ancient Greek?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:09 pm

john9blue wrote:Favorite ancient Greek?


John, you should really try to edumacate yourself before asking the same exact question I ask. SURRIOUSLY.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:John, you should really try to edumacate yourself before asking the same exact question I ask. SURRIOUSLY.


Sorry I didn't recall reading it, and besides you edited the post since I last posted.

DEAR THEGREEKDOG, if you had to choose one of these women as your companion for the evening, who would it be and what is the reasoning behind your choice? :-s
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:16 am

How much?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation -- thegreekdog

Postby nagerous on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:33 pm

Thanks for the questions guys :)
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