Which of the following rumours about you are true?
- that when you saw Avatar, you thought it was a documentary.
- that you once killed a Polar Bear with just your feet and that you have a black belt in paper maché.
- that you're illegal in 23 US states and naturally face magnetic North.
- that you appear on high value postage stamps in Bhutan.
- that you have the mating call of a killer whale, and that you once counted to infinity..and back again.
If you weren't on this website, what would you be doing?
Tell us your favourite joke?