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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby nagerous on Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:05 pm

In the 45th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of jakewilliams

Please post any questions you have for him here!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:00 pm

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:15 pm

Math, cookies, or Army of GOD?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:48 pm

(If you browse the carto section)
What map in production would/are you rooting for?

-rd
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby eddie2 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:16 pm

what would your wife say if she found out about your 2nd facebook account.
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:21 pm

why is everyone so much better than the O's?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:55 am

Are your balls feeling better yet, snipsnap?
      I will always love you Nick, Forever.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Commander9 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:35 am

Why have I never heard of you? :-s
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby grifftron on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:01 pm

What the guy above said, and why do you like the green bay packers
‹army of nobunaga› me and so many other people including people in your own clan look at you as a joke
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby InsomniaRed on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:15 pm

grifftron wrote:why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby slowreactor on Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:19 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:
grifftron wrote:why do you like the green bay packers

THIS.


DONT ANSWER IT. DONT BETRAY OUR SECRET. :shock:
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:13 am

LMAO this is gonna be fun. For those that don't know me, what the f*ck is wrong with you? I am a member of the most fun, most ass-kickingest clan on CC, The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU). I was a chat mod for a while (and you will still find me in live chat pretty much anytime I am at work).

I will answer every single question posed to me here, even though I'm sure nagerous won't put them all in the newsletter. NO topic is off-limits and I will answer everything truthfully.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby #1_stunna on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:28 am

a/s/l?
12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ‹rhp 1› holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ‹Ace Rimmer› Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby *Pixar* on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:23 am

does it tickle?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

Postby bedub1 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:57 am

If you were an animal, which would you want to be?
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