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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:52 pm

Oh, and inb4
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:05 pm

How ecstatic were you when you recieved the inb4 lock forum vacation for free?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Queen_Herpes on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:55 am

Who is better, and why?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006

This link is the best way to make new players feel welcome...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:24 pm

What's a wiener and where can I get one?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:15 pm

If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:28 am

Does P=NP ?

Provide proof plox.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:38 am

Have you ever considered having a friend sign up, or creating a multi, that is named 'Army of Satan/Devil/etc', and then playing some epic 1vs1 games to the death?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:56 am

Are you and squishyg real good friends?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby #1_stunna on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:04 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:22 am

#1_stunna wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?


Did you just throw up in your mouth reading that too?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Georgerx7di on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:16 pm

Serbia wrote:If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?

And what was the mass of the bean stalk?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trapyoung on Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:59 am

Are you a normal short person or one of the weird looking ones?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby FarangDemon on Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:04 am

Why did you ditch your old pokemon avatar?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trapyoung on Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:46 am

When you were younger, did your parents call you Militia of God or maybe Army of Jesus?

Jesus and God are the same person or something like that right? I think one of them is a BPB
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Nola_Lifer on Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:00 pm

How many internet sites do you post pictures of yourself on? How many are NSFW?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:28 pm

Was your mom the only piece of a$$ you ever had?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby natty dread on Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:45 pm

Do you ever do it with the left hand?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby The Bison King on Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:01 pm

What is best in life?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Joodoo on Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:04 pm

Do you agree that the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:49 pm

If you could change your name, would you change it to Army of DOGS? If you did change it to Army of DOGS would you join the pack?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby anonymus on Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:39 pm

pitcher or catcher or pitcher and cashews?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:43 pm

What was the happiest moment in your life?

What was the saddest moment in your life?

What was your most satisfying achievement?

Where do you see yourself five years from now?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:22 pm

Is owenshooter the real black Jesus?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby BoganGod on Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:55 am

Do you think bruceswar looks good in a dress?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby anonymus on Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:36 am

are you the bastard son of bogangod?

if no; would you like to be (and are you sure)

if yes; does he pay your premium as child-support-money?

what GOD does the GOD in army of GOD indicate?

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