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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:03 pm

Reaction to lolcat when you first saw it?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby HapSmo19 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:25 pm

If you could have a different meal every day of the week but the menu is repeated over and over forever, would you go insane?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:16 am

Which Watchmen's philosophy do you agree with the most?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby john9blue on Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:01 am

do you invest your money, and if so, in what?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:45 am

saxitoxin wrote:*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K! :P

I have exactly six questions.

    1 - What is your preferred form of birth control: (a) condom, (b) withdrawal, (c) photograph of Angela Merkel?

    2 - If I offered you $100 million provided you move to either (a) Denmark, or, (b) Somalia, what would you do and why would you do it?

    3 - It's 2012 and you have been elevated to the Electoral College. There's a three-way tie between Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Dennis Kucinich and you are the last person to vote. As the Elector of Minnesota, for whom do you cast the tie-breaking vote?

    4 - Have you ever had your 3rd amendment rights violated?

    5 - Do you want Victor Sullivan to ask you a question?

And I have exactly four questions.

    1 - If you were to run the Newsletter for one issue, and got to decide on all content that is to be put into the issue by the Dispatch's eager and willing writers and reporters, what would it look like?

    2 - It's 2013 and you've miraculously won the 2012 election due to Conquer Club's global rally to get you elected. What is your first order of business, and why?

    3 - Why can't saxi and I count?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:21 am

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?"
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby BoganGod on Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:12 am

Would you support the tea party if it was called the coffee club?

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Metric or imperial is fine

Most skilled lover in your experience jefjef, joshyboy or thegreekdog?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:54 am

How many lives do non-domestic cats have?
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And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby rockfist on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:14 pm

If you were trapped on a desert island with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz would you sleep with her, A) sober B) after many drinks C) if you had some unknown disease making you feverish D) Never?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:56 pm

Favorite fictional cat character?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby natty dread on Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:34 am

Answer this question with an enormous picture of either a bald eagle or the american founding fathers.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:57 am

How many times have you watched the musical "Cats"?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:00 pm

Are you sexier then a politician? :P
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:03 pm

oh, and do you like anything other then politics? :D
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:19 pm

Best estimate of Garfield the Cat's current weight?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby jefjef on Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:03 pm

Pick game!

Obama or Reagan?

Obama or Bush I?

Obama or Bush II?

Obama or R Paul?

Obama or a shitty dick?

Why are you not in KOA or some other clan?
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:05 pm

Why do cats like to eat fish?
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And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby NoSurvivors on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:55 pm

Have you ever licked your elbow? :o
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:26 pm

How many cats do you own?
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And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Gen.LeeGettinhed on Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:46 pm

I have 64 questions. Get them all right, and I'll buy you premium:
1) if you had to sleep with any female on CC, who would it be (and why)
2) who is your nemesis in games?
3)what is the land speed of a 3 lb flying wren?
4) what lower ranked player gave you your best game?
5)when you were in prison, did you "kick or receive"?
6)if you were to accept an IMPOSSIBLE MISSION, which 2 CC comrades would you enlist to help you?
7)I assume PhatScotty implies you are a "cool dude from Scotland" -- true or other meaning?
8)what were the fewest number of rounds in one of your 1v1 feudals

get those all correct and I'll send you 8 more. 64 all correct and you win a prize.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:55 pm

Views on the Ancient Egyptians' obsession with cats?
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And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby L M S on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:51 pm

When are we gonna go have drinks again?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Martin Ronne on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:26 pm

What is your quest?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Symmetry on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:35 pm

Have you ever been persuaded to change your views on a topic by something someone posted?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:53 am

I know this may be overstepping my bounds, and you don't have to answer if you don't want to, but I'm really curious.
How do you earn a living in R/L, and how did you choose that profession?
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