Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

[QoH]

Where do you get your inspiration for your amazing Hard Balls articles? Must say, they're very well written

[Swifte]

How many levels of Fenrir are there? How long did it take you to become Master?

[lokisgal]

boxers or briefs?
2 scoops or 1?
Jack of all trades or "Master" of none?
Leather or lace?

[squishyg]

why did we stop playing quads?

[nagerous]

When are you gonna drop magnum on us buddy?

Being the conqueror on CC or being offered $500?

The godfather or the godfather II?

Hottest Spice Girl?

Describe your most embarrassing experience.

Favourite beer?

Favourite rear?

If you could have a super power what would it be?

[Ace Rimmer]

Are you an ass or breast man?

Have you ever accidentally crossed swords? How about intentionally?

Favorite pizza joint?

What celebrity do you think is hot that most people would go "really???"

Do you, like me, want to piss on nagerous's tits?

What poster or thread do you know will be funny to read?

KoRT or TOFU?

Have you ever shaved your scrotum? What about your back?

Do you have any facial hair?

[Denise]

I've always enjoyed your HardBalls article, Fenrir. I especially enjoyed your interview with Josko, in which you asked some great questions to bring out the real Josko, and let CC get to know him better. Since you're so good at asking all the right questions, I'm going to ask you a couple of your own questions from that interview:

1. What do you do with your free time besides play Conquer Club?

2. Who would you say are the top 10 team players on CC? You can put them in order or not, you’re free to include yourself, and you can give your reasoning if you want.

Lastly, on a more serious note:

3. Will you be my Valentine?

[Ace Rimmer]

Why did you leave FOED for IA?

[Gillipig]

What map(s) are you worst at?

[HippieBroker]

OH MAN! I just have too many questions that need answering! Here are the most important ones I think (other than what has already been suggested by the other posters...GREAT POSTS BTW PEEPS!!)

-Since you are a lover of video games, when you used to play SuperMario Bros. games, did you used to die jumping off a cliff to gain a 1Up mushroom, or would you ignore the 1Up?
-Since you are a big lover of Asian women, when your friends tell you "patience", do you still stop and look around frantically, thinking they said, "Asians"??
-Is Duke's mom as hot as he says she is?
-Does Danryan moisturize his bald head?
-when you get out of the shower, how long do you check yourself out in the mirror for, before dressing? What things run through your mind while you are checking yourself out?
-How many times has your partner Wolfpack attacked you in a game thinking you were an opponent? Is his mullet the sexiest hairstyle on CC in your humble opinion?
-Is the rest of your family as brilliant as you, or are you like Arnold Schwartzenegger (spelling??) in the movie Twins, where you are like a Supreme Being, and everyone else is just the left over "sh*t"?
-When you told me once that you can last 2 minutes in bed, did that mean you went twice?
-What is your greatest accomplishment on CC?
-If you could create the ULTIMATE CC clan of 12-15 people, who would those people be? Yes, you are allowed to count yourself 12-15 times if you want.
-Do you have any rolling tricks you do to help achieve great dice? Like leaning from one side or the other? Clicking your mouse with your toes instead of your fingers?
AND FINALLY
-If you could create a soundtrack to your life of awesomeness, what 10 songs would be on it and why?
And why is it that 6 of those songs are Kelly Clarkson songs??!!

That's all for now! Really looking forward to your response!
Cheers

[Leehar]

Do you confuse your R's and L's?
How warm does your wolf-coat keep you in Winter?
Are you really descended from Lycans and Is your Bite now stronger than your Bark?

[HippieBroker]

sorry for the re-post...the more I think about this, the more I need to know!

-when the end of the world comes due to nuclear war, when it is just the cockroaches, a big poisonous beetle, Keith Richards and you left alive, what will you do to pass the time?
-top 3 most creative complainers you've come across on CC?
-top 5 best posters on CC? Who writes as well as you do (or close to it??)
-if you could be one famous person, alive or dead, who would it be and why?
-Do you air guitar while you drive? Or are you an air drummer?
-Do you sing in the shower? And when you do sing, do you sound better than the artist who sang that song?
Thanks!

[wolfpack0530]

MARF!!!!

MY WOLF BROTHER!!!!

BAR NONE, NOT JUST THE GREATEST CC PLAYER OF ALL TIME, BUT THE MOST PERFECT CC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!

By the way, as clan mouthpiece, I speak for all of FOED, as well as myself, and actually, I speak for you as well here too.

Fen, you can do it all, and make it seem pretty effortless. From turning game chat with LMS into a 45 page documentary about any topic under the sun, to completing impossible comebacks single-handedly, to being an accomplished smack talker, silent assassin, bully, guardian, general, advisor, statestician, comic relief, motivator, strategist, diplomat, politician, thaiwhore banger, terminator, account sitter, or even a goddamn moderator.
Whichever hat you choose to wear for the situation u are in, you set the bar higher than most, and consistenty hold that standard with ease.

Truly a once in a generation type of mind you have there fen

But enough about why everyone hates you.

I have a few questions:
Which players have you played the most games with as a teammate?
Are there any games or series that stick out in you mind as personal favorites?
Is there any appeal for you, in the idea of retiring the persona of master fenrir, and starting over as a noob with no name or reputation?
If you did, how long would it take you to get back to general?

What do you wish to become of your legacy once you retire?

Miko Lee, Asa Akira, Lilly Thai or other?

How thankful are you towards me, for putting you on my shoulders and carrying you through so many games?

enjoy your recognition, you have earned it.

[Commander9]

1. Which one of famous wolf's in-game techniques do you prefer the most?
   
2. Gee, that's a large beetle! I wonder if it's poisonous?
   
3. Does this happen to you all the time?
   
   
   
4. On a scale of all real and imaginary numbers, just how much you love Geico? Explain with a 3 page essay
   
5. When did your balls became that hard that you decided to share their hardness with the community?
   
6. Kill, shag, marry: L M S, wolfpack or MNDuke? Explain. No, but seriously. I need to know.
   
7. What have been the biggest failures and frustrations in your career?
   
8. If you had Herpes that you wanted to share with the world, where would you start? Why Ethiopia?

Let me help you here GLG.
he prefers MARF

I personally preferred MARFMoG.

[grifftron]

How did it feel to join IA halfway thru the war with the pack as a glimpse of hope to destroy the pack, only for that hope to be stripped away as the pack toppled over IA and their midway recruit at the finish line?