If you had to choose a companion, why would it not be an Ethiopian?
If you would have a choice between being stranded by a lonely island on a boat with Aishwarya Rai or being Jonathan Goldsmith, why would you wake up in your office?
Beer Thirty or Top Secret Strategies?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate a guy with a mullet in dark leather clothes playing George Michael? Do YOU like George Michael? Would you play a George Michael song to a baby?
MW3 or Battlefield 3?
Which of these things of these things do you say on your first date?
A) I've got some condoms and in preparation I've got one on already!
B) My last girlfriend if I could play 'Smoke on the Water', So I threw a toaster in her bathtub!
C) You've got good hips. Let me see your teeth... We'll take her!!!
D) I'm adopting a 'hump and dump' policy.
E) I haven't had that much fun since I did my dog.
F) Something else? (Please share)
If I'd start selling an Alcoholic Isotonic drink in public with some Asian ladies as my salesladies, would you finance it?