Wow, where are all the people that usually spam these threads with stupid questions?
Okay, I'll try to take up the slack as much as I can, even though stupid questions aren't really my forte...
1. Kittens or werewolves? Which are more cuddly?
2. If you were invited to dinner, and found out that Hannibal Lecter was the guest of honour, what would you do?
3. If you were a WWF wrestler, what would you call yourself, and what would be your schtick?
4. If you're falling-down drunk, but you're already laying on the floor, can you go any lower?
5. Which is the more important cultural icon: PEZ or M&Ms?
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.