A few more...
What did you spend your $50 Amazon gift card from CC Cup 2 on? (and don't say Asian hookers, Master Fenrir
will call you out in a second, he knows they aren't that cheap!)
IF you were wandering through the woods in your new sandals and you stepped in a pile of Pope shit, what resources from the woods would you use to "clean up"?
As awesome as Cali can be, why haven't you visited Wyoming? Are you afraid of the Mailmen that work there?
Finally, what is your middle name? (I already know this answer, so be creative)