Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

[safariguy5]

For the 77th edition of the CC Newsletter, Live Chat regular Pirlo will be interviewed. Ask away!

[Campin_Killer]

I have a very important question...

Will you play dubs with me?

[Pirlo]

[loes]

You're always in a good mood.you're always so kind and helping,how you doing that?

[pmchugh]

Why don't you love me any more?

Why did you stop being a mercenary and start being a big fat ugly cow?

[italianipastido]

what is your favourite map and settings? for singles, doubs, trips and quads ;P

if you have to pick 3 partners for the perfect team(not only strategically perfect but also cool and funny)
who would you pick?

Do you have any trauma with penis?

[Ace Rimmer]

Are you an ass or breast man?

Where would you most like to live?

Hottest female you have ever seen for real? Hottest model/actress? Hottest woman in CC?

Do you think your time as mercenary made you a better CC player, or did it just burn you out?

[Dukasaur]

Is it still itchy?

[vodean]

How many PJs do you need a day to satisfy your need?
oh yeah, i went there. all of CC will know all the gory details.
feel free to make up an embarrassing story about me to make up for it in your response.

how much do you enjoy giving me BJs?

how deep and unending is your love for me? is it greater or less than your love for loes?

[VioIet]

Why do you have 69 people on your friends list? How many are on your foe list?


What are some of your ideas for making LC a friendlier and more appropriate place? How can we encourage new people to come there?


Would you still consider yourself an Independent Mercenary now that you are in KORT?


Did your anti-itch cream finally work? And once it does, will you stop posting about it in LC?


Why do you pretend to be gay in LC?


Besides myself and caymanmew, who else do you like to jab at in LC?


Do you feel that there should be a point reset in the following game? Game 11177036

[Pirlo]

Many questions.. I will try to answer everything! =P

[trinicardinal]

Many questions.. I will try to answer everything! =P

Are you an Ace or Ass (assassin) man?
what's your favorite sport?
What would be your perfect soccer team?
Why do you like getting kicked from live chat so much?
Do you realise you have the same number of friends as Ace has medals?
When are you going to teach me the Monster map for real?

[Gillipig]

What do you say to the people who would say that this is the most pointless interrogation yet?

Why does it itch? And didn't it stop itching after being cut off? (before it grew back again I mean.)

Who's your greatest admirer and who do you admire the most?

Who's your daddy?

What is the square root of 34?

Am I being funny?

[Pirlo]

uh uh uh

[Pirlo]

For some reason I cannot post to Interrogation of Pirlo for the Newsletter. Can someone (Pirlo?) post these for me?

Do you enjoy being GLG's "maned man"?
What does being "GLG's maned man" mean to you?
You are 6-0 in team games with GLG. If you played 14 more games, what do you think the record would be? Is he any good, be honest?
Why did you join KoRT?
How have you found KoRT? Fun or no fun? Exciting/boring?