Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:43 am

can you eat my pie please?
how about if i feed it to you?
open up for the choo choo train!!!!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby queen victorious on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:11 am

hey Pirlo...

you are a sweetheart of a teacher on here. you have incredible patience and tolerance.
how can you hold back from freaking out when you're trying to teach dummies like me
on Monsters? don't you get frustrated? oh wait - i think i know how you may deal with that ;-)

2. why did you leave 1RFG before i got a chance to play with you in that clan? you promised
to play with me there, then all of a sudden you were gone. that was not very nice ;-(

love you anyway ;-)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:31 am

Do you see a lot of difference between in how KORT is run/forum activity/etc than you did in your previous clans? Do you feel that it makes a difference as to the success of the clan?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby QoH on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:01 am

What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:55 am

QoH wrote:What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?

why does everything revolve around MY sex life??
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:30 am

If you could travel through time and be present for any famous historical event, what would you go see?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby safariguy5 on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:17 am

Are you Italian? With any connections to La Cosa Nostra? Or would you have to kill me if you told me?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby QoH on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:52 am

vodean wrote:
QoH wrote:What is the length of the biggest penis you have seen? Felt?

why does everything revolve around MY sex life??

Why does vodean like to act like he's gay? Do you two have gay relations together? How often do these encounters take place?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:59 am

Why do people have problems with homosexual behavior?

Has there ever been a woman (or man) that you feel was the "one that got away"?

Are you having more or less sex now that you are single?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:14 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:Why do people have problems with homosexual behavior?

Has there ever been a woman (or man) that you feel was the "one that got away"?

Are you having more or less sex now that you are single?

let me take these for you pirlo...
1. because they are secretly gay
2. me
3. no. he has me. :twisted:

craziest masturbation story? (preferably public masturbation!!)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby x-raider on Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:51 pm

!Are you keeping Victor Sullivan hostage?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:55 am

How much nivea do you use per day?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby x-raider on Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:38 pm

Baseball or Softball?
Gloves or Mittens?
Mittens or Kittens?
Seals or Elephants?
Peanuts or Snoopy?
Linus or Schroeder?
The Great Pumpkin or the white-bearded chimney sweep?
Mozart or Beethoven?

Are you going to answer: 2, 4, or 8 of the questions in this post ? (must choose one of the answers provided)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:42 pm

x-raider wrote:Baseball or Softball?
Gloves or Mittens?
Mittens or Kittens?
Seals or Elephants?
Peanuts or Snoopy?
Linus or Schroeder?
The Great Pumpkin or the white-bearded chimney sweep?
Mozart or Beethoven?

Are you going to answer: 2, 4, or 8 of the questions in this post ? (must choose one of the answers provided)

are you worried that x-raider doesnt know how to count? there were nine questions. he is not ALLOWING you to answer them all, apparently... :/
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby cowboyz on Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:33 pm

Who are 5 CC members that you would love to teabag but haven't done so yet?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby vodean on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:28 pm

what do you think is the single most important change that can be made to CC to help save it?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby Leehar on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:07 am

Are your days as a free agent among clans complete?
Do you feel any regret at leaving 1RFG for greener pastures?
What do you miss most from your previous clan?
How did you go about deciding with italianipastido to try out for KoRT?
What do you enjoy most about your new clan?
How is the environment different from your previous clan?
What do you think are the primary contributing factors to KoRT's double Conquer Cup success?
Has your new clan helped to improve your CC abilities, and if so, How has it done so?

What is/are your favourite game type/s?
What is your favourite map?
Who is your favourite player?
Who is your favourite teammate?
Who is your most challenging opponent?
Which player/s do you respect/admire the most?
Which player/s do you dislike?

How did you get introduced to the site?
How did your development on the site happen? (how did you improve etc?)
Are there any distinct stages or games you went through to become the player you now are? (Did you farm for a period of time, just play for enjoyment etc?)
What is your most memorable game?

Where did your name come from?
Is it a fondness for the game or the country?
Do you like his position particularly much?

Can you explain some about your heritage?
What are your feelings on the Middle Eastern Environment?
What do you consider your religious affiliation to be?
What do you think about the 'Arab Spring'?
Specifically, what do you think about the situation North of you in Syria?
How has the above affected you?
What do you think are the environment and other aspects that have shaped you into the person you now are?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:51 am

Did your hands cramp up while answering Leehar's questions?
Did you have a "ghost writer" answer them?
when you saw tbc did you cringe?
10:16:35 ‹Ace Rimmer› haven't looked at work in ages
10:42:43 ‹Sackett58› fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby Pirlo on Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:24 pm

wow, nice stuff Leehar. no wonder you are the cc entertainer =)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby x-raider on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:18 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

What's your take on cow tipping?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby QoH on Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:00 am

Penis?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Pirlo

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:35 am

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the next issue of the CC Newsletter.
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