Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

Postby Master Fenrir on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:40 am

I went to H&M this past Sunday to pick up a couple new pairs of jeans, but all the Eurotrash had already bought everything in my size. What's up with that?

Let's say that, like me, you then head into Express for Men to buy some jeans. As you're looking around, you realize that the jeans that you're currently wearing are Express. Does that make you feel weird? Like that you're a walking advertisement? Or that maybe after you get out of the fitting room that they're going to think that you're trying to jack a pair of pants?

Speaking of the mall, can you think of a worse job than being one of the people working in those little kiosks selling stuff like Proactiv? I'd have a hard time doing something for 8 hours while thousands of people walk past me thinking "God, it must suck to be him."

Could you ever date a conjoined twin? Why or why not?

What do you think of the invite system for public games?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

Postby wolfpack0530 on Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:22 pm

Master Fenrir wrote:I went to H&M this past Sunday to pick up a couple new pairs of jeans, but all the Eurotrash had already bought everything in my size. What's up with that?

Let's say that, like me, you then head into Express for Men to buy some jeans. As you're looking around, you realize that the jeans that you're currently wearing are Express. Does that make you feel weird? Like that you're a walking advertisement? Or that maybe after you get out of the fitting room that they're going to think that you're trying to jack a pair of pants?

Speaking of the mall, can you think of a worse job than being one of the people working in those little kiosks selling stuff like Proactiv? I'd have a hard time doing something for 8 hours while thousands of people walk past me thinking "God, it must suck to be him."

Could you ever date a conjoined twin? Why or why not?

What do you think of the invite system for public games?



Jesus H christ almighty fenrir. please dont say you wear those nut hugger skinny jeans. You realize you are neutering yourself ever so slowly. As a friend, i must warn you, that fashion is a gateway leading straight to eye liner, mascera, and Davie Bowie LPs.

Speaking of that, LMS, what is your favorite Davie Bowie song other than all the ones from the movie Labyrinth?

When you are riding an elevator with a metrosexual male, do you:
A: feel more masculine knowing that he exists, and realize that no matter what you have going on in life, things could always be worse
B: notice how well coordinated his attire is including shoelaces matching his earings, and immediately become impressed
C: Become embarassed that he has the exact same haircut that you do?
D: Become flattered that he has the exact same haircut as you?
E: Tell him about the absolute best brand of tweezers for getting those eyebrows nice and shapely, and offer him the extra one that you always keep on your person?

What was the final score of the best of 100 series of 1v1 games that you and i played?

Who was the player that convinced you to give clan life a shot?

Who would win in a fight. a wolfpack or a master of fenrirs? What would be the reasons why the victorious party prevailed?

Favorite Flynt Flossy Song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

Postby macbone on Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:28 am

So, LMS, you're walking along, minding your own business, when you stop and see, coming towards you, your greatest wish fulfillment ever. What do you do next?

What's your stance on two-drink minimums?

What's in your fridge right now?

What are the best places to eat and drink in Denver? Do I need a reservation? What if I told them you sent me? What about ribs, man? Where's the best place to get 'em? I mean, nice and juicy, no frills, nothing like that, maybe in a brown paper bag or something on styrofoam plates. Are rib shacks even legal in Denver?

On the weekend, what do you do with your time? Where do you like to go?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

Postby safariguy5 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:34 pm

Thank you for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the next CC Dispatch.
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