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CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby samuelc812 on Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:47 am

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Welcome Comrades to the 27th edition of the Dispatch :)

First of all i'd like to apologise for the lateness of this issue, things have gotten rather hectic lately :) At least we are here now and have another great edition for you all to enjoy! :) We're recruiting for a new team, see the recruitment section for more details :) We also have a new Map competition happening, for more details and instructions on how you can participate see the Foundry section :)

We hope you enjoy this weeks issue!

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Hey guys

Heres to another exciting of the mess hall! This edition we have an interrogation of happy2seeyou, an article on dice from natty_dread and hot topics from ARMY of GOD. If this isn't enough, we also have FoxMists and her views on Conquer Club on Twitter! ARMY of GOD and natty_dread have also supplied us with a cartoon for this edition, about one of the off-topics more obscure threads. Hope you enjoy it!

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Hot Topics by Army of GOD
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Risking a game via Twitterverse! by FoxMists
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The secret of dice by natty_dread
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Interrogation of happy2seeyou
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Welcome to the newest tournament article. This issue includes a story about reserves by vodean, a list of recruiting tournaments by superkeener, and a look at a trio of sports organizers by amazzony. She's also provided a teaser for the next issue: "If you want to know what's favorite tournament of flexmaster33 then read issue 28"

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The Unglamorous Reserves by vodean
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Sports Organizers by amazzony
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Currently Taking Signups by superkeener
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Hello Conquerors!
A quiet fortnight for the foundry, so we go with a short edition this time, but with something new.
Indeed with this issue we start taking sign-ups for a map puzzle competitions, further details below. ;)
Moreover, as always, the news section with the latest news from the foundry and the map in development section to keep you updated about the forthcoming maps.
Enjoy it!

Foundry News
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Puzzle Maps [Competition]
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Maps in Development
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THOTA Wins! by Georgerx7di (TSM)
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Conqueror's Cup Qualifiers by laughingcavalier (AoD)
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:55 am

Thanks Sam - nice to see the new issue
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:15 am

Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Robinette on Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:17 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


and sexy too... :!:
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby vodean on Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:22 am

Robinette wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


and very very sexy too... :D :!: :D
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby trapyoung on Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:32 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


What's a BPB?
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby #1_stunna on Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:02 am

trapyoung wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


What's a BPB?


This answer is coming from WAY right field, maybe the sexiest clan ever.

Not sure, I just took a gander.
12:17:31 ā€¹Pixarā€ŗ im gonna be fappin to that all night long
10:59:12 ā€¹rhp 1ā€ŗ holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ā€¹Ace Rimmerā€ŗ Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ā€¹Sackett58ā€ŗ Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby jbrettlip on Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:29 am

Nice job, H2. I would have expected nothing less from you though.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby bedub1 on Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:16 pm

I thought it was a Happy2SeeYou Interview....not an interview about some stupid clan....

I had expected sooo much more...sigh
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Qwert on Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:12 pm

sexiest clan ever :lol: -she miss to write these in 2 or 3 question
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Blitzaholic on Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:27 pm

Robinette wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


and sexy too... :!:


you both need to find a room and have owen cam cord it, and brett direct it.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Incandenza on Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:10 pm

That's pretty damn funny... even funnier since the sexiest clan ever is what, happy's fourth or fifth clan? She'll get with any clan that alluringly bats its eyes at her. :lol:

And having said this, I await with bated breath for her to post my embarrassing challenge avatar.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby jbrettlip on Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:53 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Robinette wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


and sexy too... :!:


you both need to find a room and have owen cam cord it, and brett direct it.


Awesome. I would totally direct it. But everytime I had Happy spank Robinette's ass, I would have to pause while Robinette found an appropriate piece of clip art to express the pain!
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Robinette on Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:22 am

jbrettlip wrote:
Blitzaholic wrote:
Robinette wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Mwuahaha I am brilliant 8-)


and sexy too... :!:


you both need to find a room and have owen cam cord it, and brett direct it.


Awesome. I would totally direct it. But everytime I had Happy spank Robinette's ass, I would have to pause while Robinette found an appropriate piece of clip art to express the pain!


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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:07 am

Incandenza wrote:That's pretty damn funny... even funnier since the sexiest clan ever is what, happy's fourth or fifth clan? She'll get with any clan that alluringly bats its eyes at her. :lol:

And having said this, I await with bated breath for her to post my embarrassing challenge avatar.


BpB is my 3rd if you count the PW that never lasted very long. Either way, both previous clan I was in ended. I didn't quit and go clan hopping.

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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby wacicha on Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:44 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
Incandenza wrote:That's pretty damn funny... even funnier since the sexiest clan ever is what, happy's fourth or fifth clan? She'll get with any clan that alluringly bats its eyes at her. :lol:

And having said this, I await with bated breath for her to post my embarrassing challenge avatar.


BpB is my 3rd if you count the PW that never lasted very long. Either way, both previous clan I was in ended. I didn't quit and go clan hopping.

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I was in her previous clan with her and it did end. Happy is one of the great ladies of CC. The interview was not her best work. Someday you need to just converse with her.She is simply amazing.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:11 am

Hmm. Seriously...the interview for this issue got old fast, and it was very annoying. It wasn't funny. Disappointing. Screen your interviewees better next time!!! Thanks CC Dispatch, the rest of the Issue was great as usual!!!!
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Robinette on Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:23 am

InsomniaRed wrote:Hmm. Seriously...the interview for this issue got old fast, and it was very annoying. It wasn't funny. Disappointing. Screen your interviewees better next time!!! Thanks CC Dispatch, the rest of the Issue was great as usual!!!!


whooa... i think you got up too early this morning (you posted at 5 AM, yikes)
you should have some coffee and relax...

PS- but i will agree that it could have been better...
that interview certainly didn't give any real insight to how great a person happy really is,
and afterall... isn't that the point of these interviews...

So how 'bout it happy?
Care to share the real you with the group...
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:13 pm

right on...

worst. interview. ever.

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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:01 pm

I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:05 pm

Fruitcake wrote:I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.


Clearly an unbiased opinion.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby InsomniaRed on Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:51 pm

Fruitcake wrote:I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.


No, I believe our sense of humor is perfectly fine. The interview was just not funny. It was borderline spam and I think we all were hoping for a real interview to get to know a CCer, which is what the column is about, not hear the same stupid thing over and over, since it wasn't even funny in her first answer, it wasn't funny in her 25th either.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby jbrettlip on Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:56 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.


No, I believe our sense of humor is perfectly fine. The interview was just not funny. It was borderline spam and I think we all were hoping for a real interview to get to know a CCer, which is what the column is about, not hear the same stupid thing over and over, since it wasn't even funny in her first answer, it wasn't funny in her 25th either.


See what is funny is: WE already know her. You are looking at the cool table in the cafeteria, wishing you were invited. Now you are all sitting there thinking "Boy, those jocks are dumb," or" she's a slut" because we won't let you into our world. So have fun eating your government provided lunches, while we all exclude you as inferior. And John Hughes is dead, so you won't be popular in the end of this little movie.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby Incandenza on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:26 pm

Fruitcake wrote:I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.


Glad you enjoyed it. Personally, I think the decline of BpB from a fun-loving clan to bitter, joyless curmudgeons is one of the sadder things to happen to the forums. You guys used to be a hell of a laugh, now it seems you're a little too intent on proving how cool you are. This site is supposed to be fun, not a vehicle for attempting to prove how above it you are. Damn shame.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 27: 17-3-10] Happy2see a Competition!

Postby nagerous on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:28 am

Incandenza wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:I see the sense of humour of people is up to its usual standards.

Well done Happy. It was light, unaffected, humorous and, in the BpB style, popped a little fun into the equation.


Glad you enjoyed it. Personally, I think the decline of BpB from a fun-loving clan to bitter, joyless curmudgeons is one of the sadder things to happen to the forums. You guys used to be a hell of a laugh, now it seems you're a little too intent on proving how cool you are. This site is supposed to be fun, not a vehicle for attempting to prove how above it you are. Damn shame.


I'd rather if you were to call my clan a bunch of bitter, joyless curmudgeons could you do it somewhere else please. This is not the place for trolling/flaming but rather to comment on the newsletter as a whole, which takes a lot of effort to compile each fortnight so a bit more gratitude from users would be nice on occasion.
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