niMic wrote:We don't have many goats up here.
We do have moose, though. They're great.
Moose? Eh, yesterdays quadruped. Draq pioneered every known perversity and inter-species interface(both hardware and software) possible with the humble moose. End result - Draq is now quality testing goats for mrpanzergeneral. It doesn't take more than one person to lift/"man handle" a goat. No step ladder/soap box required with goats. Goats do not require a specialised diet nor do they have a narrow climate/temperature range for optimal growth/attractiveness.
Congratulations on
picking up HardAttack I hope he finds, happiness, acceptance, fun, and challenging games with Kort.
I have a question for you Bruce, born completely from idle curiosity. How in the hell did you manage to find a terabyte of high def video of camels in heels fornicating that HA didn't already own(or hadn't produced himself?)?
Seems to me that Kort has zoophilia contacts that would put the average dutch, brazilian or german smut merchant to shame. If you were serious about recruiting freakns might I suggest searching - ferret,twink, rough, sailor, glt, foot, plushies, smoking. Footage combining the afore mentioned would be an irresistible lure for the freak master.
In all seriousness, I wish HardAttack a long and happy time with Kort. Well done Kort, your lucky to have him.
No livestock, laboratory animals,sex droids, or vertically challenged hominoids were harmed in the making of this post. All views expressed in relation to inter-species "extracurricular" activities are entirely based on hearsay from twisted sources. BoganGod and other members of the whitetrash pantheon do not hold with non consenting animal intercourse. Nor do we accept Bruceswar's narrow definition of implied consent 
lol j/k if the other way then.... 
