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Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:25 pm**

chapcrap wrote:
Rodion wrote:Thebest712 is from Belgium.

Then why does his closet look like this:

I only know what his kitchen looks like..

Sorry, cant help ya.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:48 am**

KoRT welcomes our newest cow: OzBloke

:mrgreen:

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:13 pm**

MOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Glad to join CC's coolest clan, great friends and players O:)

I'm ready to spill some milk :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:03 pm**

welcome to kort Extreme Ways! Enjoy yourself

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:20 am**

Sniff.....

Bey bey EW, GL here!

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:40 pm**

Welcome Extreme nice to have you!!

:ugeek:

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:13 am**

hushovd wrote:Sniff.....

Bey bey EW, GL here!

Just playing with VDLL 2.0 as stated here a few months before :mrgreen:

MOOOOOOOOO

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:37 pm**

Don't imagine that for one minute, that I'm serious about joining KORT, but what would happen if me (or another) member of TOFU asked to join you guys?

This is just a drunken theoretical question. Being drunk, allows me the laziness to not bother looking if the question has already been asked. I know I'm not exactly the best player in the clan, but I am one of the more don't give a shit what I write in the public forums member....

it's just for fun

We do respect you guys. I assume the feeling is mutual.

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:52 pm**

after reading what I wrote, it's too ambiguous. Too many different players to choose from so...

Let's say for example that it was actually me

(because I'm average)

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:55 pm**

Pedronicus wrote:Don't imagine that for one minute, that I'm serious about joining KORT, but what would happen if me (or another) member of TOFU asked to join you guys?

This is just a drunken theoretical question. Being drunk, allows me the laziness to not bother looking if the question has already been asked. I know I'm not exactly the best player in the clan, but I am one of the more don't give a shit what I write in the public forums member....

it's just for fun

We do respect you guys. I assume the feeling is mutual.

I don't know that it's ever been asked in public before.

In order to determine whether I support or oppose a person's request to join KORT I use a proprietary formula that takes into account the following variables:

1. How often and how successfully has [APPLICANT] complimented me?
2. Have I previously played (and enjoyed) games with [APPLICANT]?
3. What do I know about [APPLICANT]'s play skills?
4. What do I know about [APPLICANT]'s communication skills?
5. Based on a few quick searches of memory and the forums, how much shit-talking about KORT has [APPLICANT] engaged in?
6. How often does [APPLICANT] post generally irritating ME-TOOist drivel or support in response to other user's witch-hunting campaigns?

Anyone would get a fair run through, though I imagine that a few TOFUers would get a fairly negative score for #5.

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:26 am**

Foxglove wrote:1. How often and how successfully has [APPLICANT] complimented me?

now I understand why I has been acepted in KORT so quickly

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:54 pm**

Welcome Big Yuma Ripper to KORT!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:49 am**

Bruceswar wrote:Welcome Big Yuma Ripper to KORT!

Congrats Big Yuma Ripper! You got a good one there, KORT.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:36 pm**

Congrats on recruiting Dougal!
=D>

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:39 am**

Keep a watch... maybe more to come soon

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:38 am**

a very warm welcome to fishydance
another sexy cow =D>

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:04 pm**

This seems very fishy...

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:28 pm**

Stay tuned for the next one...

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:59 pm**

I can't wait to find out who it is!

Posted: **Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:29 am**

I AM COMING BACK!

Posted: **Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:26 am**

Leehar wrote:This seems very fishy...

Hey!! I resemble that remark!

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:33 am**

welcome to FATHARRY the new cow in town =D>

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:33 pm**

denthefrog wrote:welcome to FATHARRY the new cow in town

Yeah!! Welcome Harry!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:50 pm**

Newest Cow grazing these fields JackMaxim =D>

Welcome Mate!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:05 am**

Welcome 100mates 8-)

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