alt1978 wrote:Pig Renters
We are proud to announce the formation of [i]CC's most ambitious new clan
, Pig Renters.[/i]
We sit now with a record of 5-1...notching wins against top 20 Devil's Brigade and #5 ranked Agents of Chaos. Entrance into the hallowed boards of the sty is getting much more selective. Conditions for joining
1)The one clan rule will be enforced
2)Willingness to be a team player and past success doing so.
3)Success on a variety of boards recommended
4)Being addicted to this game to the point of putting personal relationships and livelihood at risk would definitely help you fit in with the group
5 Must be active in the Pig Renter forum.
6)Team game experience. Team game experience. Team game experience. (that's not on doodle earth)Clan Goals:
As stated previously, our goals are intensely ambitious. We plan on consuming more beer while taking our turns than FOED, and we aspire to think more of our own abilities than THOTA
. While these ridiculous heights seem nearly impossible to attain, we believe in setting our sights high.
Who we are hoping to recruit:
1)Drinkers of beer
2)Lonesome Dove aficionados
3)Players of Rugby and those who delight in drinking from the great boot
4)Individuals who take the phrases "endless shrimp", "all you can drink", and "I don't think anyone's stupid enough to hit that giant guy" as challenges to their honor.
5)CC addicts who are looking for a clan or unhappy with the one they're in.
Why are we more than a social group? (i.e...what reason is there to believe that the Pig Renters will be competitive?)
First and foremost is our love of the game. We are relatively new to CC
, but not new to the game. In college on Friday nights before rugby games, the four of us would gather amongst the long emptied pizza boxes and piles of Natural Light cans and engage in a spirited time around the ole board game. It was intense, but we made it through most games still speaking. Tempers could flair, fists were known to fly through walls, but those drywall skills have proved handy later in life.
With 29 tournament medals between us, we have proven in tournaments that we can compete with the very best in the clan world, and while we understand entering into a clan challenge is a huge step up from the tournament environment, we are ready to take on the challenge. (If we continue at this pace...by July of 2016 we will collectively overtake Highlander Attack for the all tournament titles lead...assuming he never wins another one.) Anyway...we want to give it a shot.Co-Leaders (*) & Active Members
*Alt1978 jcrymalcpmuchaWILLIAMS5232maximegousseDibblerf.o.b.eggrollonedollajoe snuffySprinklesPadstaDogAlmightybobafartlalalala777Beer BaronConchobarIR1SH ACErabid_rabbitPig Renter's Manifesto1) We are strongly opposed to point hoarding.
2) We are addicted to the elegant violence of hitting the attack button.
3) We firmly believe that being drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to spend your life, but it's a hell of a way to spend Saturday.
4) We believe in marinades
5) We are resolved that pork is not the other white meat, but simply the most delectable...except for baby, the other, other white meat.
6)It is a great truth that In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
7) Not only is there no shame in going home with the hottest fat chick at the bar…it is usually a clearly stated objective