Pig Renters [Competitive] [Selective Recruiting]

[IR1SH ACE]

You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

[Gunn217]

You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

OK, now get your asses over here. Didn't you hear The Voice in your head?

We'll consider any of you unspoken for THOTA players!

[The Voice]

You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

OK, now get your asses over here. Didn't you hear The Voice in your head?

We'll consider any of you unspoken for THOTA players!

[Dibbler]

You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

I thought it was the smell? If those are the conditions for joining we won't get anyone!

[alt1978]

Allright...if you are currently in a clan, please disregard this post...you have probably already been recruited by and soon joining TOFU.

However, if you are new to the clan scene, want to join an established clan that has put together some strong victories, and had one hell of a time doing it, please give us a shout. None of our members have ever come from another clan...a distinction not many clans can make and one that we are quite proud of. Tournament players, team game players, anyone except point herders is welcome to apply.

(For official correctness, Joe Snuffie and Padsta were in clans way before joing the Pig Renters, but had long since dropped their clans before joining us)

We don't send new-comers to a training ground, we bring you into the sty and play a ton of games with you. Most of them in tournaments or clan wars. We have a track record for raising new members' rank one or two levels, and have historically added significant numbers of tournament medals and clan war medals to our new members' profile (unless you get paired up with me and coco...in which case you will inevitably lose in the tournament finals).

We are looking for 2-3 strong players who want to give stepping up to the clan scene a shot.

Apply within this thread, or shoot Gunn217 or myself a pm and we'll get back to you.

[TheMissionary]

Not only what alt said, but they are a great bunch of guys as well. Not a game I didn't enjoy playing with or against them.

[swimmerdude99]

Yay!!!! for tkr4lf, a dear friend of mine beat ya to it pigs

[padsta]

Yay!!!! for tkr4lf, a dear friend of mine beat ya to it pigs

Yes welcome to the sty tkr4lf

[WILLIAMS5232]

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

[tkr4lf]

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

And thanks swimmerdude, I get a welcome from you even though you're in a different clan!

[Gunn217]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

[Leehar]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

He still beat you to it

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

So it's not "toker for life"?

[tkr4lf]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

[WILLIAMS5232]

This thread is kind of dead and I don't run it so I welcomed tk in our new "Sty" thread in the clans section.

He still beat you to it

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

So it's not "toker for life"?

oh, i guess since i'm not into druggy things i didn't catch that.
i always just assumed that it was ralph or something. i've seen people use a 4 for an a when the a was taken.
but toke away kind sir. i'm all for people enjoying themselves.

[WILLIAMS5232]

Yeah, that's what it originally stood for. It's actually toker4life without the vowels.

I wish I could change my name since I don't do that anymore. But of course when I signed up here, I had no idea there would come a time when I would cease to be a tkr4lf.

maybe you should have went with tkr4abit