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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:59 pm

trapyoung wrote:obvi

lol, what's up bud, you up for a game or two?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:34 pm

You guys should probably recruit this guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=477464
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby malevolous on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:16 pm

Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:13 pm

malevolous wrote:Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?

Touché
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:32 pm

chapcrap wrote:You guys should probably recruit this guy: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/membe ... e&u=477464

LOL
Sorry no need - Clapper has that job already
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby Georgerx7di on Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:19 am

LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:19 am

Georgerx7di wrote:LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

One upping the competition, huh?

I would just go with Super Ultra Selective
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby TheMissionary on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:57 pm

Primitive Apes Only! :)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby perchorin on Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:41 pm

How about "Double Secret Selective"?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby skillfull on Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:35 am

"We have unfinished business. " Shall we change it and do it"We had unfinished business but we took care of it!"????? ;-)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby jalen45 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:07 pm

remove clapper from the first post.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby clapper011 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:15 am

jalen45 wrote:remove clapper from the first post.

um thanks for the reminder!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:24 pm

Bye Claps! Not queen of the monkeys any more but a bandit queen.
I updated the first post and took out "very" from the title to show how serious we are.
Yeah.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:16 pm

Can we go with "seriously hyper-selective recruiting" with some sort of serious emoticon to go along with it, like :|
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:15 pm

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:27 am

happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks. :D
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:42 pm

laughingcavalier wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks. :D


That's not what I heard...
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:30 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks. :D


That's not what I heard...

Claps seemed to enjoy the bananas when she was with us.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby trapyoung on Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:41 pm

hence clap
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby clapper011 on Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:21 pm

trapyoung wrote:hence clap

:-s
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:29 am

Belated welcome back to Blind Date, an old monki who has campaigned with us again right through the League.
We'vd got a few spots on our roster for quality players....
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby CaptainMoo on Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:11 pm

Hi There,

I would like to apply. I have returned to the site about 6 weeks ago but used to play all the time, started 2006. I have played a lot, over 10k games, i do have a low win percentage but i put that down to trying to play when drunk (wouldn't play clan games when on the monkey juice lol), freestyle (used to have a poor computer so that never went well) and i also enjoy speed assassin games which are sometimes just about luck.

I haven't been in a clan before but i think i would enjoy it. Would like to play some regular team games with the same bunch of people and i like the concept of clan versus clan and the friendly banter that goes with it.

So here i am applying. if you have any questions then jsut let me know.

P.S im working on getting my score back up to a more respectable level again so im leaving out the speed, assassin type games for now (unless they crop up in clan matches)

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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:01 pm

Thanks Captainmoo - nice nick - PM sent
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby friendly1 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:46 pm

Just a note - we are also recruitive selecting! TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:41 pm

friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.
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