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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:29 am

Belated welcome back to Blind Date, an old monki who has campaigned with us again right through the League.
We'vd got a few spots on our roster for quality players....
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby CaptainMoo on Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:11 pm

Hi There,

I would like to apply. I have returned to the site about 6 weeks ago but used to play all the time, started 2006. I have played a lot, over 10k games, i do have a low win percentage but i put that down to trying to play when drunk (wouldn't play clan games when on the monkey juice lol), freestyle (used to have a poor computer so that never went well) and i also enjoy speed assassin games which are sometimes just about luck.

I haven't been in a clan before but i think i would enjoy it. Would like to play some regular team games with the same bunch of people and i like the concept of clan versus clan and the friendly banter that goes with it.

So here i am applying. if you have any questions then jsut let me know.

P.S im working on getting my score back up to a more respectable level again so im leaving out the speed, assassin type games for now (unless they crop up in clan matches)

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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:01 pm

Thanks Captainmoo - nice nick - PM sent
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby friendly1 on Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:46 pm

Just a note - we are also recruitive selecting! TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:41 pm

friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby jiminski on Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:16 pm

chapcrap wrote:
friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.


It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby skillfull on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:13 pm

jiminski wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.


It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby friendly1 on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:42 am

In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby skillfull on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:20 am

friendly1 wrote:In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.

=D> =D> =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby LewisJB3 on Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:50 pm

Good day TSM. I joined Conquer Club years ago and have recently returned to active gaming. I enjoy spanking and bananas. For as it says in the BOMB (Book Of Monkey Behavior) - "Bananas are good for potassium and causing enemies to fall over." Translated by Google And elsewhere, it is written - "An enemy on the ground is easier to spank." Translated by Google

Anyway, may I join your group?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:09 pm

LewisJB3 wrote:Good day TSM. I joined Conquer Club years ago and have recently returned to active gaming. I enjoy spanking and bananas. For as it says in the BOMB (Book Of Monkey Behavior) - "Bananas are good for potassium and causing enemies to fall over." Translated by Google And elsewhere, it is written - "An enemy on the ground is easier to spank." Translated by Google

Anyway, may I join your group?


Well LewisJB you seem to have a monki-like spirit and I don't know if you have given up on us after all these weeks but I'll send you a pm and let's see where we get to.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby tankgirl99 on Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:50 am

Hi, I was wondering if I could join you guys?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby jiminski on Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:51 am

tankgirl99 wrote:Hi, I was wondering if I could join you guys?


Hello there, is tankgirl your favourite film or are you a female who works with armoured combat vehicles?
- remember, there may not be a correct answer
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby tankgirl99 on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:01 pm

Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt. :)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby jiminski on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:03 pm

tankgirl99 wrote:Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt. :)


heheh that was the correct answer!

Ok 99, i've posted in our forum and we'll have a chat. I'll get back to you.. if i don't please give me a nudge... I am highly unreliable!
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