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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby killercheez on Sun May 22, 2011 5:58 pm

can i join
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby nicarus on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:59 pm

i would like to be considered for enrolement in to the spankademy.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby killboy108 on Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:42 am

How do you guys review players to check if they're ok to join your clan or not?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby owenshooter on Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:15 am

is this a new thread? or have you just recently started openly recruiting? just wondering...-0
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby laughingcavalier on Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:39 am

owenshooter wrote:is this a new thread? or have you just recently started openly recruiting? just wondering...-0

Yes. Or no. Or yes and no. Depends what you mean. When you have got back from your vacation for trolling you can explain what you mean.

Thanks to all for the responses we've had so far. With the addition of Nate the Great and codeblue1018 we are up to full strength. The tree is positively groaning under the weight of monkis, and that is not even counting the weight of the giant banana clapper just gave to firsty.

So we are no longer actively looking for new members. But there's always room for a truly outstanding player if you are looking for a permanent home with some of the best darn risk players around.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:57 pm

killboy108 wrote:How do you guys review players to check if they're ok to join your clan or not?


Sorry, I just saw this. I don't know why we have this thread. When we want a player we send him/her a pm. I see you have decent rank, if you come back here and read this, pm me and we could play a few games. Tbh, we're quite full atm, but that changes, and if a player is that good then we'll make an exception obviously.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby trapyoung on Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:27 pm

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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby maximumbandit on Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:34 pm

I have played a balls load of doubles games. The reason for my inexperience in triples and quads is that it's almost impossible to get anywhere playing against random team mates. Cooks and new recruits seldom are big on working together.

I've got a silver medal in doubles, and as I said in the thread where in which I shamelessly tried to whore myself out to a clan (viewtopic.php?f=440&t=157510) I'm smelly, eager and pretty fucking funny. (I'm not really as old as I said I was, but old smelly and eager sounded good.)

I type with irritatingly correct grammar and I have an affinity for domination. You want me in your clan... and all you have to do is ask!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Qwert on Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:21 pm

triple and quads are very importan in clan chalenges, expecialy in high ranked clans, because team play go in even much high level then in doubles. You need to try to apply for clans who are new,to train your ability for triple and quads.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby laughingcavalier on Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:25 am

Thanks bandit - PM sent.
We are currently happy with our numbers – in fact some players are saying they aren’t getting enough clan games - so we are only taking in new members in exceptional circumstances.
There is always room for truly outstanding players if they have the mad streak that fits them for jungle life or they have already got intimate with simian friends.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Recruiting] and [Competitive]

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:59 pm

trapyoung wrote:obvi

lol, what's up bud, you up for a game or two?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:34 pm

You guys should probably recruit this guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=477464
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby malevolous on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:16 pm

Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:13 pm

malevolous wrote:Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?

Touché
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:32 pm

chapcrap wrote:You guys should probably recruit this guy: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/membe ... e&u=477464

LOL
Sorry no need - Clapper has that job already
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby Georgerx7di on Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:19 am

LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby chapcrap on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:19 am

Georgerx7di wrote:LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

One upping the competition, huh?

I would just go with Super Ultra Selective
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby TheMissionary on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:57 pm

Primitive Apes Only! :)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby perchorin on Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:41 pm

How about "Double Secret Selective"?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby skillfull on Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:35 am

"We have unfinished business. " Shall we change it and do it"We had unfinished business but we took care of it!"????? ;-)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby jalen45 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:07 pm

remove clapper from the first post.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Very Selective Recruiting]

Postby clapper011 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:15 am

jalen45 wrote:remove clapper from the first post.

um thanks for the reminder!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby laughingcavalier on Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:24 pm

Bye Claps! Not queen of the monkeys any more but a bandit queen.
I updated the first post and took out "very" from the title to show how serious we are.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:16 pm

Can we go with "seriously hyper-selective recruiting" with some sort of serious emoticon to go along with it, like :|
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:15 pm

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"
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