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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Teflon Kris on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:49 pm

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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:00 am

The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Sadly for my devoted followers, stalkers, and worshipers most details of my recent exploits are covered by national secret legislation. Suffice to say, I've been busy.

Great News

I have a limited supply of a very special product for the discriminating sex fiend. A delicate tincture, made from my twice plaited back hair, sea manatee placenta, and a secret ingredient sourced from anonymus's bunga bunga goat leather dungeon grotto. Draq can vouch for the effectiveness of this rejuvenating sex tonic. In his capacity as official goat tester for MPG he has been using all the tincture the lab can produce. It is only due to his unplanned break from goat deflowering(friction burns, exacerbated by fleas) that this sovereign sexual remedy is available to the general public.

Any purchase enquires please contact my distribution assistant and product mixer/plaiter Bruceswar if you ask nicely I'm sure he will include a picture of himself in a dress, cupping a wookie wearing spandex.

Freakns and arama have given Bruce detailed instructions to give you free product if you agree to stop sending me pictures of you feeding each other sago pudding in the buff.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby danryan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:55 pm

Goats anuses' everywhere tremble in fear when Bogangod stalks them.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby freakns on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:03 pm

first danryan comes back, and now bogangod... well, f*ck!
and here was i hoping all that time he spend with sheep will get him at least terminal flees, or he will finish as subject in some hospital after sticking his manhood in apiary, calling it drilling exercise... but here he is, sick and twisted as always... really, f*ck!


in other words, welcome back sailor, CC has missed your dirty mind!

ps. i have open ticket against danryan for being sober while posting, hope youll not make same mistake!
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Arama86n on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:21 pm

Words don't often fail me, but they did today when I stopped by this thread earlier. I still can't find anything fitting or witty enough to say, so I'll just let the smiley speak for me :mrgreen:
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby shaneback on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:34 pm

you should see the mess he made in our clan forum. gonna need some bleach to clean that up.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Great-Ollie on Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:10 am

Looking a lot like the old BOTFM crew is back together! You guys were feared before and you will be feared opponents again. Congrats on two great pickups and good luck on your rise to top of rankings! :)
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby freakns on Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:07 am

Great-Ollie wrote:You guys were feared before

they were what? you mad?
only goats and sheep were feared of them... maybe transsexual dwarfs...
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Genoke on Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:01 pm

freakns wrote:
Great-Ollie wrote:You guys were feared before

they were what? you mad?
only goats and sheep were feared of them... maybe transsexual dwarfs...

sorry to say but here you're going wrong Freakns...those dwarfs were begging to join us!
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:30 pm

The only reason the dwarfs didn't join us in fact is freakns related. Freak the ferret "trainer" offered them something "better". I won't discuss that in any more detail gentle readers. Bruce and his dresses, danryan and his goat whispering, have nothing on freakns in the perversity stakes. If partridges, feather blankets, and ferrets could talk..... Just rest assured of this, after seeing some photos of freakns in action I left this site for over a year. Scared my retinas.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Crash_22 on Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:12 pm

Arama86n wrote:Words don't often fail me, but they did today when I stopped by this thread earlier. I still can't find anything fitting or witty enough to say, so I'll just let the smiley speak for me :mrgreen:

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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby kevlove102 on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:57 am

hello everyone~!
after over a year off, I'm looking at getting back in this game. Any room for a former BOTFM member?

:D :D
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Arama86n on Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:09 pm

kevlove102 wrote:hello everyone~!
after over a year off, I'm looking at getting back in this game. Any room for a former BOTFM member?

:D :D


Holy shit, Kev! :D
Shit, someone closed a sanitarium somewhere, they're all creeping out of the bushes this week ;)
Jokes aside, damn good to see ya, Welcome back mate.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby BoganGod on Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:09 pm

kevlove102 wrote:hello everyone~!
after over a year off, I'm looking at getting back in this game. Any room for a former BOTFM member?

:D :D

Wow, good to have you back. Sent Genoke a pm. Am sure something can be arranged.
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Re: Atlantis has risen! [Competitive][Selective Recruiting]

Postby Genoke on Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:58 pm

kevlove102 wrote:hello everyone~!
after over a year off, I'm looking at getting back in this game. Any room for a former BOTFM member?

:D :D

communication has started via pm.
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