Atlantis! [Competitive]

[Finsfleet]

Looking nice. Good luck!

[Arama86n]

Edit; Isn't it obvious freakns... the high requirements are to keep rifraf like you and me out Your ego alone would sink a clan

yes, but the clan without two of us would be all business no fun! who would want to be in such a clan?

oh, you do make an excellent point good sir.

Don't forget we still got anon on board!

The thought came to me as soon as I'd posted Genoke, haha. Couldn't be bothered editing earlier though.
freakns obviously doesn't know anon' if he thinks the clan will be all business and no pleasure

[freakns]

Is it already a high demand? I always thought we better should aim higher

ive done this before and i were coming home alone night after night after night... then i lowered my standards, so while preferable, its not necessary to be a girl! im still coming home alone though, but my chances are much higher!

You can see it more like time management:
1. the lower the demands, the more offers you get! And you may be sure i'll check everyone out and we'll discuss every potential, intern.
You for instance...you've got 43% win rate, but in team games you've got 58%. you better check it again freakns!
Lucky for us you'll never apply to our clan, i'm sure you would give me headaches.

i have? man, im never gonna learn to use darn map rank well, even 58% is not that high... in clan games its much closer to 75% i think

2. You're partial right about the teaching stuff. We don't mind to help and learn from eachother, but if we need to teach from scratch, we pass. Most of us do have a family and like to get a good mixed between CC and quality time.
3. If we would see a talent, don't worry, we won't let that slip away )

family is just unfortunate distraction from CC!

you all are quality players(well, outside of you... others are high quality )

I know, that's why i'm one of the leaders...i can't play! [/quote]
damn, you arent all that dumb! thats the same reason i decided to lead a clan! that, and the reason i can call out others in my clan dummies without being sacked...

[queen victorious]

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Just avoid Draq when he's drinking, and never go home to anon (he might lock you in his scary sex chamber and never let you out).
In general, with the swedes, don't be afraid to poke them hard, with sticks or batons, if you feel you are not getting enough attention. We swedes are naturally timid and quiet. (I'm the exception that proves the rule).
oh and alstergrens bark is worse than his bite. These former conquerors you know.. I think they do something to your head when you reach the top of the scoreboard, your never the same again. That's why I'm avoiding it like the plague (or at least that's what I tell myself at night)

Very nice to see the lads have found a sexy lady for cooking, cleaning, and I'm sure some other stuff (be gentle anon ).
Looks like a nice set up, if TOFU ever disbands I might have to come knocking. Provided she actually CAN cook, clean... and other stuff

thank you for the warnings Arama86n. i will keep them in mind, but so far i have been able to
take care of myself...and have been known to handle esteemed warriors with ease...and pleasure and you must realize this: if i didn't promise to cook, clean, etc., etc. how would i ever have been accepted to play alongside such talent? xo

[freakns]

and you must realize this: if i didn't promise to cook, clean, etc., etc. how would i ever have been accepted to play alongside such talent? xo

i have one pretty good idea!

[HardAttack]

extremely fine bunch of noobs alltogether
great gathering, and best of luck on your way to achieve your objectives great fellas.

warriors of lost world, ATLANTIS, wellcome to the clan arena, may the fun and victories be with you

[Genoke]

you all are quality players(well, outside of you... others are high quality )

I know, that's why i'm one of the leaders...i can't play!

damn, you arent all that dumb! thats the same reason i decided to lead a clan! that, and the reason i can call out others in my clan dummies without being sacked...

Hmmm, bring me more of those ideas...i like them

[Genoke]

extremely fine bunch of noobs alltogether
great gathering, and best of luck on your way to achieve your objectives great fellas.

warriors of lost world, ATLANTIS, wellcome to the clan arena, may the fun and victories be with you

Thank you for your kind words, HA!

[John Deere]

Wow nice lineup! You guys will make it somewhere in the clan world

[Genoke]

Wow nice lineup! You guys will make it somewhere in the clan world

We hope so!

[Gustaf Wasa]

Thank you for your well-wishes, guys!

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Vic! You know I like to cook.

We are glad to have Vic with us, even though we now have to bathe, button our shirts and wear socks in the clubhouse. You know that part of Peter Pan when Wendy makes the Lost Boys shape up? Although Wendy didn't have Vic's leather outfit.

[IcePack]

Good luck

[queen victorious]

Thank you for your well-wishes, guys!

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.
i
onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Vic! You know I like to cook.

We are glad to have Vic with us, even though we now have to bathe, button our shirts and wear socks in the clubhouse. You know that part of Peter Pan when Wendy makes the Lost Boys shape up? Although Wendy didn't have Vic's leather outfit.

thank you GW! oh cool - we can 'cook' together. Wendy - hmmmmm - did she have to use
her whip very much ? oh, and in the clubhouse...or the pup tent, for that matter, just pretend i'm one of the 'guys'. no need to dress for me ). i can tell that playing with you and all the others will be so gratifying...and fun!

[Arama86n]

Thank you for your well-wishes, guys!

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Vic! You know I like to cook.

We are glad to have Vic with us, even though we now have to bathe, button our shirts and wear socks in the clubhouse. You know that part of Peter Pan when Wendy makes the Lost Boys shape up? Although Wendy didn't have Vic's leather outfit.

The above statement in combination with your avatar is starting to paint me a picture of where you've been in your 2-3 year CC hiatus Gustaf! Come clean, you couldn't fit CC in between all of Disney's new releases. Not to mention the ever increasing load of channels at our disposal. I mean cartoon network alone kept you rather busy right?

[Genoke]

Thank you for your well-wishes, guys!

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Vic! You know I like to cook.

We are glad to have Vic with us, even though we now have to bathe, button our shirts and wear socks in the clubhouse. You know that part of Peter Pan when Wendy makes the Lost Boys shape up? Although Wendy didn't have Vic's leather outfit.

The above statement in combination with your avatar is starting to paint me a picture of where you've been in your 2-3 year CC hiatus Gustaf! Come clean, you couldn't fit CC in between all of Disney's new releases. Not to mention the ever increasing load of channels at our disposal. I mean cartoon network alone kept you rather busy right?

Reading these stuff gives me an idea....why not making a disney map!? we don't have such one yet.

[Arama86n]

Thank you for your well-wishes, guys!

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

Vic! You know I like to cook.

We are glad to have Vic with us, even though we now have to bathe, button our shirts and wear socks in the clubhouse. You know that part of Peter Pan when Wendy makes the Lost Boys shape up? Although Wendy didn't have Vic's leather outfit.

The above statement in combination with your avatar is starting to paint me a picture of where you've been in your 2-3 year CC hiatus Gustaf! Come clean, you couldn't fit CC in between all of Disney's new releases. Not to mention the ever increasing load of channels at our disposal. I mean cartoon network alone kept you rather busy right?

Reading these stuff gives me an idea....why not making a disney map!? we don't have such one yet.

copyright mate, no can do
Unless you get Disney's express consent, and good luck with that.

[anonymus]

anonymus

but all other things seem fine

not sure why you guys disbanded BOFM, as it seems most of you come from there anyway

anyway good luck boys!

it will be a pleasure to spank you all in good time, but in the meantime here is a film from when Genoke spanked me last weekend just to get me in the mood..

while GW cheered him on..


and the true story of how crashTURNED alster into a clan-man



but sooner or later we will become:

Click image to enlarge.

and you benga..

im coming for you
anon out
/

[bigg chief]

lol should'nt it be called areb ??

[Dako]

Good luck guys. Hope to see you in the next cup and league. You have some land to conquer so get on with that!

[Bruceswar]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

1. You might want to rethink number 1. If KORT used number 1, we would not have Foxglove, Rodion, JackMaxim, Josko.ri, Dougal McTavish, Nyvek, Cdogg85, Astoriana, ChipV, agonzos, etc We recruited all these players with less than 1000 games and would do so again in a heartbeat. In fact many of these people had less than 500 games. I think Josko and rodion were both under 300? 1000 is a ton of games. People can be good in 50 games. Why 1000?

[anonymus]

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

and never go home to anon (he might lock you in his scary sex chamber and never let you out).)

Arama gets very possessive since i trapped him in there he doesn't want me to trap anyone else..

/

[benga]

LOL another queen showing me the finger

sorry I don't get so easily provoked

[kuma32478]

AQoH would like to challenge Atlantis when you're man enough to accept.

[anonymus]

anonymus has been fixed now

how did you fix him? have you empowered him with mechanical hand that rolls only 6s? or you just str8en up his brain(although, i cant think of anyone being able to do that...)?

We just need to figure out our national drink, then we're all set.

no he just had me neutered.. reasoning within the clan was it seemed to work well with you.. so worth a shot..

/

[IcePack]

Good luck guys. Hope to see you in the next cup and league. You have some land to conquer so get on with that!

Dako I don't think they are going to qualify for your entry requirements.
Unless they started today w 2 all doubles wars?