Conquer Club

catnipdreams wrote:

jdean1 wrote:May I Join?

PM sent!

hmm, would that be a yes or rather a no?....

Genoke wrote:hmm, would that be a yes or rather a no?....

Actually, we consider every applicant, regardless of rank/experience. One of our top ranked players joined TOFU with something like 20 team games completed. We are looking for that special blend of personality, maturity, and responsibility, with a nice seasoning of wry humor tossed in. TOFU is much more than a war machine! Seriously, we really do have a recipe exchange. For food, actual food that one prepares and eats irl - that's not code words for some kind of CC secret strategy.... I suppose the best way to say it is that passionate love for the game (yeah, freakns will probably do something with that) counts a lot with us...

catnipdreams wrote:Seriously, we really do have a recipe exchange. For food, actual food that one prepares and eats irl - that's not code words for some kind of CC secret strategy....

Hey, I want to get my hands on those recipes! I'm hungry

fishydance wrote:Hey, I want to get my hands on those recipes! I'm hungry

Of course! Here is my "secret" breakfast vegan green smoothie recipe:

In a heavy duty blender, combine 1 cup water, 1-2 cups frozen berries (blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, and so on - singly or in combo), several large handfuls of spring mix, or any other kind of greens (about 6-8 cups total, more is better) an ounce or two of raw, unsalted nuts (cashews or almonds are nice), blend. Add a couple tablespoons of chia seed, a couple tablespoons of freshly ground flax seed (an electric coffee grinder is perfect for that), and a half cup of pomegranate juice (make sure it's 100% pomegranate juice - no sugar or other juices mixed in!) I usually add the chia/flax/pom juice to my drinking glass rather than the blender, so there is minimal waste of these more expensive ingredients. Pour the blender contents into the drinking glass (you will likely have several refills, depending on the size of the glass) and enjoy! Serves one, about 500 calories, and if that doesn't start your day off right, I give up!

Genoke wrote:

catnipdreams wrote:

jdean1 wrote:May I Join?

PM sent!

hmm, would that be a yes or rather a no?....

*spanks Genoke* What a question to ask! Newbie could be the next big player, you never know.

(actually spanking HIM might not be the best idea I've had! ..)


Recipe sounds delicious. Tempted to try. Not sure about the cashews though, I'm not a big fan of those hehe!

Shannon Apple wrote:Recipe sounds delicious. Tempted to try. Not sure about the cashews though, I'm not a big fan of those hehe!

Any nuts at all are fine - they are simply there to add health benefits, not to contribute to the taste. The sweetness can be adjusted by the amount of frozen berries used. Also, using romaine lettuce in place of the spring mix (baby greens) gives a slightly different taste. I always use raw, unsalted nuts - not sure what this would taste like if salted nuts were used - I'd probably skip the nuts if they were salted... [cat raises smoothie glass in salute to anyone who joins her in this micronutrient packed indulgence!]

Hmm okay then. Gonna try this

Dako wrote:TOFU is proud to welcome one more stellar player to the team! Please shout out for betiko!

oh my... TOFU is getting desperate!

freakns wrote:

Dako wrote:TOFU is proud to welcome one more stellar player to the team! Please shout out for betiko!

oh my... TOFU is getting desperate!

Well, we haven't approved your application yet, so at least we've maintained some minimum standards so far...

Shannon Apple wrote:(actually spanking HIM might not be the best idea I've had! ..)

You never know, maybe i'll treat you the way you like best.

freakns wrote:

Dako wrote:TOFU is proud to welcome one more stellar player to the team! Please shout out for betiko!

oh my... TOFU is getting desperate!

Genoke wrote:

Shannon Apple wrote:(actually spanking HIM might not be the best idea I've had! ..)

You never know, maybe i'll treat you the way you like best.

Dont trust him Shannon, he will just promise the world to you ,then he dumps you out in the cold.It will be only you, tears and a broken heart :

im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Doc_Brown wrote:TOFU is proud to welcome our newest member Armandolas!

Youv'e got a diamond there. Way to go Arm

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

If that s not a priviledge that automatically comes with the OTP clan leader role then what s the point? You d better join us I guess

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

Ah, no wonder eddie has been so quiet!

Foxglove wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

Ah, no wonder eddie has been so quiet!

rofl

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

so betiko has been busy since he joined!

Foxglove wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

Ah, no wonder eddie has been so quiet!

good one

Apparently dear Eddie has been permabanned from the forums for "following the profiles of KORT members well enough to know a flag change within minutes" amongst other reasons, though this was the one that gave me cause to wonder what on Earth the CDs will come up with next!

Chariot of Fire wrote:

Foxglove wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

Ah, no wonder eddie has been so quiet!

good one

Apparently dear Eddie has been permabanned from the forums for "following the profiles of KORT members well enough to know a flag change within minutes" amongst other reasons, though this was the one that gave me cause to wonder what on Earth the CDs will come up with next!

but we all know you are lying. there is no way in hell any of CDs is capable of writing single sentence in english without major grammar fuckups!

freakns wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:im bored... where the f*ck is COF? i need someone to wash my feet...

Sorry, I was away getting my a**e licked.

so betiko has been busy since he joined!

nope. it's just a service provided to all tofu members. we got those japanese toilets in our headquarters. Had never tested those before. god they're awesome!

^ ^ Forgive me for not wanting to sit on a toilet that plugs into an AC outlet. That seems like it's wired for disaster.

danryan wrote:^ ^ Forgive me for not wanting to sit on a toilet that plugs into an AC outlet. That seems like it's wired for disaster.

I don't want to know how you're able to achieve such splashes dan!