Chariot of Fire wrote:Who did the scheduling? A 60 game challenge vs AFOS in progress and our first opponent is.....AFOS, lol. It doesn't matter I suppose.
Newsteller went to see who is behind all of this. is it a plot? is it a scam? or just freaky coincidence? to search out what has really happened, we sent out one of our top investigators, one and only, russian violin, siberian bear, Dako!
up to his task, he went to talk with several premium CC players, and first one he stumble upon was none other then queen of cows, irresistible Foxyglove.
*disclaimer*: you will be able to read whole interview in the original, and also full translation, as both Dako and Foxy, reluctant to give up their secrets, have been speaking in codes:
Dako: Hello Foxy, so nice to hear from you again
(translation: you cunt, gtfo of here)
Foxy: Its always good to see you Dako
(translation: you worthless faggot)
Dako: How are things with you and CC these days?
(translation: i hope your internet connection die in the middle of speed freestyle game)
Foxy: Pretty much same as always, playing some games and enjoying in the company of good people like yourself
(translation: if i never see you after today, id celebrate this day as my second birthday)
Dako: Oh, ty, im gonna blush!
(translation: go f*ck yourself)
Dako: Now, to main question, what do you think, have someone fix the draw for CL5 premier league?
(translation: Josko is cheating again, i hope he gets caught this time)
Foxy: I dont think so. To me, it looks like bad luck. Or maybe its good to play same team twice in short period? Overall, i think it doeasnt matter, cause you will end up playing against every clan twice.
(translation: COF have fix the draw, so he has stronger clans at the beginning, and sit through every game, like he always do)
Dako: so you think it doesnt matter who do you play first and who do you play last?
(translation: so, you are popping your pants when thinking about TOFU?)
Foxy: If you are good enough, youre gonna win in every round, no matter who is your opponent
(translation: TOFU is clan full of nobodies!)
Dako: so, who do you see as favorites to win CL5?
(translation: one thing is sure, KORT aint winning this, even with endless cheating from josko)
Foxy: i cant say for sure, but TOFU looks like strongest clan outthere.
(translation: TOFU is playing CC like Stevie Wonder is watching a movie)
Dako: last question, who do you see as league MVP?
(translation: josko is worst player in history of CC... and he is ugly!)
Foxy: many good players, but i like freakns the most
(translation: many good players, but i like freakns the most)
Dako: again, we agree
(translation: for once, we agree)
Dako: ty for your time Foxy, and good luck in competition!
(translation: die bitch, die)
Foxy: always a pleasure
what an honest conversation