Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:31 pm**

TheMissionary wrote:Good luck to both sides. Going to be too close to call.

I'm betting Pigs, just sayin.

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:08 pm**

joe snuffy wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:Good luck to both sides. Going to be too close to call.

I'm betting Pigs, just sayin.

HA your profile pic is a pig anus! Heh that is good stuff, I will admit.

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:26 pm**

kmhebert wrote:
joe snuffy wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:Good luck to both sides. Going to be too close to call.

I'm betting Pigs, just sayin.

HA your profile pic is a pig anus! Heh that is good stuff, I will admit.

Time to kick that pig anus!!!!

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:14 am**

alt1978 wrote:"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no reapers: For swine art with me;
Thy appetites and auto-assault buttons, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me filled with the chewed off arms of mine enemies;
Thou marinated them with oil; Our cups of beer runneth over.

And on the seventh day;
the grim reaper shall be delicious."

A translation of the 23rd psalm from the original Greek...none of that King James bullshit.

Wow! I didn't know that pigs know Greek! I thought that they would translate the psalm from Jerome's vulgate since all they know is pig Latin...

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:05 am**

Decius Mus wrote:
alt1978 wrote:"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no reapers: For swine art with me;
Thy appetites and auto-assault buttons, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me filled with the chewed off arms of mine enemies;
Thou marinated them with oil; Our cups of beer runneth over.

And on the seventh day;
the grim reaper shall be delicious."

A translation of the 23rd psalm from the original Greek...none of that King James bullshit.

Wow! I didn't know that pigs know Greek! I thought that they would translate the psalm from Jerome's vulgate since all they know is pig Latin...

Well said...a pig latin reference would have made that funnier.

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:41 pm**

alt1978 wrote:
Decius Mus wrote:
alt1978 wrote:"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no reapers: For swine art with me;
Thy appetites and auto-assault buttons, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me filled with the chewed off arms of mine enemies;
Thou marinated them with oil; Our cups of beer runneth over.

And on the seventh day;
the grim reaper shall be delicious."

A translation of the 23rd psalm from the original Greek...none of that King James bullshit.

Wow! I didn't know that pigs know Greek! I thought that they would translate the psalm from Jerome's vulgate since all they know is pig Latin...

Well said...a pig latin reference would have made that funnier.

Still, I did love the porcine psalm! =D>

I was laughing all day thinking about it! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:14 am**

Pigs - I think this was written for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdXfkkyI1nQ

before you can say you "don't fear the reapers", the song is telling you not to fear death but to embrace the inevitability of it. The reaper will be there to claim what is his whether you want him to or not, so don't fear it.

No need to fight it, just embrace it. Don't fear the reaper!

More cowbell!!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:30 pm**

Bjf5893 and I have harvested the first pig souls, Game 8872286!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:46 pm**

jigger1986 wrote:Bjf5893 and I have harvested the first pig souls, Game 8872286!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:15 am**

Game 8872293-Arms Race

Followed immediately by the first PIG feast.

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:26 pm**

Game 8860501 Some more little piggy souls have been reaped!

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:04 am**

9-2 ??

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 pm**

qwert wrote:9-2 ??

Actually 10-2 now qwert, is that ok?
Remember these are all GR home games, I would expect the PIgs to make a comeback in the second round on their home maps.

Posted: **Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:14 pm**

this has certainly been embarrassing. I did not expect to get spanked this badly on the road.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:50 am**

well in first round,every clan who get big lead, eventualy win easy, if these hepend here also,then TPG will be in very hard position to come back in hes home games.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:20 am**

Only 25% of the games are confirmed for the current leader. That leaves 75% that can still be claimed either way. I wouldn't get too carried away in either decision yet.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:35 pm**

TheMissionary wrote:Only 25% of the games are confirmed for the current leader. That leaves 75% that can still be claimed either way. I wouldn't get too carried away in either decision yet.

Exactly what I said, there is nothing to say that the Pigs wont destroy us on their home maps. The design of this challenge is that the higher ranked clan is "supposed" to have a lead going into round 2, as all round 1 games are home games for the higher ranked clan.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:02 pm**

I like the format of the challenge though...particularly being the lower seeded clan. I think it's a huge advantage to know what you have to do. It's like being the home team in baseball. And given our lack of experience...we'll take any kind of break we can catch. Despite the score of the first round...i have to say the games were a lot of fun.
Good times and looking forward to round 2.

Posted: **Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:09 am**

alt is just being nice...I don't think they've been much fun. I've cried myself to sleep on several occasions.

Posted: **Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:13 pm**

It looks like we may be putting a fight up here after all, it will definately be a lot closer after our home games anyway. could go down to the wire after all

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 8:44 am**

Last time I updated the thread it was 11-4
now is 13-11, well done pigs!

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 4:16 pm**

come my grim reaper boys..(jigger and tiller) better own!

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 4:23 pm**

Oh Zidane, our hopes were so high after 10 wins in a row in the first round. The Pigs picked there home games well and are giving us a solid challenge. Although my estimates but this war at a 23-13 win, with 3 games up in the air, this war is still very far from over.

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2011 9:05 pm**

Considering the clusterfuck that was the grim reaper home games...we are allright with where we are. If we could catch a couple of breaks or if you guys could come down with a vicious case of clan wide swine flu and miss a few turns...we might just pull this thing out.

Posted: **Sun May 08, 2011 11:10 am**

If it's too bad of a swine flu, they may just turn into pigs.

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