Conquer Club

jakewilliams wrote:I'm going to sing the Mighty Mouse theme song to her?

If he sang the Mighty Mouse theme song while pile driving, sure.

Why is he holding a large invisible baguette?

Master Fenrir wrote:I am very excited for this war. I heard that Denise plans on using the results of this war to assert herself as CC's alpha female and that jakewilliams plans on challenging her Andy Kaufman-style shortly thereafter.

YESSS!! *fist pump*

sonicsteve wrote:Why is he holding a large invisible baguette?

He is getting ready to make a large invisible subway sandwich?

Master Fenrir wrote: I heard that Denise plans on using the results of this war to assert herself as CC's alpha female

She already is. Anyone who has played with or against her knows that. Not just best female, one of the best on the site hands down.

Wow. Thank you, Mike.

I havent played with or against a better female.
Though h2sy was always fun

I am thoroughly excited to finally see this get under way. It seems both clans have been so looking forward to this...so the level of preparedness should be high on both sides...good luck, my manufactured protein friends

sonicsteve wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:Good luck to both clans. Now I just need to decide who to root for.

Cheer for the fat orange bloke

Is there any other?

I know none of my Empire friends will care, but for the sake of transparency and honesty and the recent C&A reports, I wanted to let everyone know what is going on.

Seul is out of town, I am his sitter until Monday. I don't have much time to log in as I am a basketball coach and we are in a tournament this weekend. So I will just take the turns tomorrow morning and maybe late tomorrow night regardless of how much time is left. I have even taken some that have come up tonight to try and reduce my game load in the morning before I have to head to the gym.

We were also just informed that jricart's father just had to unexpectedly go to the hospital. He is out until further notice. I have no idea how long that will be. He has asked for his mod powers to be removed. He has a lot active games so there will be a few of us handling his sitting.

Chuuuuck wrote:I know none of my Empire friends will care, but for the sake of transparency and honesty and the recent C&A reports, I wanted to let everyone know what is going on.

Seul is out of town, I am his sitter until Monday. I don't have much time to log in as I am a basketball coach and we are in a tournament this weekend. So I will just take the turns tomorrow morning and maybe late tomorrow night regardless of how much time is left. I have even taken some that have come up tonight to try and reduce my game load in the morning before I have to head to the gym.

We were also just informed that jricart's father just had to unexpectedly go to the hospital. He is out until further notice. I have no idea how long that will be. He has asked for his mod powers to be removed. He has a lot active games so there will be a few of us handling his sitting.

While we are being honest and all, i fell i have something to share...Mike slept with your mom a few months back

Chuuuuck wrote:I know none of my Empire friends will care, but for the sake of transparency and honesty and the recent C&A reports, I wanted to let everyone know what is going on.

Seul is out of town, I am his sitter until Monday. I don't have much time to log in as I am a basketball coach and we are in a tournament this weekend. So I will just take the turns tomorrow morning and maybe late tomorrow night regardless of how much time is left. I have even taken some that have come up tonight to try and reduce my game load in the morning before I have to head to the gym.

We were also just informed that jricart's father just had to unexpectedly go to the hospital. He is out until further notice. I have no idea how long that will be. He has asked for his mod powers to be removed. He has a lot active games so there will be a few of us handling his sitting.

Absolutely not. Only josko.ri is allowed to sit. If anybody else takes any turns other than their own, we win by default. Sorry Charlie.

In the sake of honesty...i have also railed your mum charlie

Also I dont care if you sit for seul...thats a win for us

As much as I would like to make an accurate prediction for this war, I believe it's impossible to do so. On one hand, TOFU are a top top clan, but on the other, EMPIRE are also a top clan and have been on such a roll recently.

I'm going to give this one to EMPIRE. The score? Wow, stab in the dark time. 32-29?

I will be away from Sunday until Thursday. ..just so you blokes know. . .

And by the way, Charlie. . .say hi to your mom for me.

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:I will be away from Sunday until Thursday. ..just so you blokes know. . .

And by the way, Charlie. . .say hi to your mom for me.

Back of the line, Moe!

Anyone else think that the EMPIRE cube in the TOFU signature looks like a ninja? Were you guys paying homage to Ninja Champion?

jj3044 wrote:

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:I will be away from Sunday until Thursday. ..just so you blokes know. . .

And by the way, Charlie. . .say hi to your mom for me.

Back of the line, Moe!

The Voice wrote:Anyone else think that the EMPIRE cube in the TOFU signature looks like a ninja? Were you guys paying homage to Ninja Champion?

He has no legs or hands so we assume he vaporizes people with his laser enhanced eyes.

Dako wrote:

The Voice wrote:Anyone else think that the EMPIRE cube in the TOFU signature looks like a ninja? Were you guys paying homage to Ninja Champion?

He has no legs or hands so we assume he vaporizes people with his laser enhanced eyes.

haha, good luck in the series if I didn't mention it already guys. I will commence the complaining with 6 starts to your 15 in the first batch , more importantly have fun all, about as much fun as Charlie has in Vegas... he has epic stories just not sure if he's shared them with you guys yet.

Ninja Champion wrote:about as much fun as Charlie has in Vegas... he has epic stories just not sure if he's shared them with you guys yet.

You talking about the mother/daughter combo specifically?




Mother being in her 60's and daughter in her 40's...

jj3044 wrote:

Ninja Champion wrote:about as much fun as Charlie has in Vegas... he has epic stories just not sure if he's shared them with you guys yet.

You talking about the mother/daughter combo specifically?




Mother being in her 60's and daughter in her 40's...

That was Chuck in Mexico, fellas. . . you got to keep it straight. . .

In Chuck's defense, the daughter was 18 and the mom was early 40's. . and here was chuuuuck:

Right after this --

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:

jj3044 wrote:

Ninja Champion wrote:about as much fun as Charlie has in Vegas... he has epic stories just not sure if he's shared them with you guys yet.

You talking about the mother/daughter combo specifically?




Mother being in her 60's and daughter in her 40's...

That was Chuck in Mexico, fellas. . . you got to keep it straight. . .

In Chuck's defense, the daughter was 18 and the mom was early 40's. . and here was chuuuuck:

Right after this --

ah damn, where is this story posted? i need to read it

oh yeah, that was meixco.. haha, what happens in mexico stays in mexico?

TOFU 31-30