Double helping of TOFU.....Clan league & a war....will be sick to death of eating all this TOFU by the time this is over....
good luck
27 - 24 PIG......Oink, Oink
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:16 pm
by Gunn217
Good job Conch and Alt...Good Job...
I laughed so hard I started coughing and almost passed out!
Coco practiced free form shitting so much in college we had to train our dog, Steve, to clean up after him.
But then Coco was practicing the food category one afternoon and created a chicken leg...
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:05 am
by Dako
Guys, if you are so proud of artistic poop... I don't know what can help you.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:15 am
by Chariot of Fire
the bon mot du jour.......
bogroll
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:09 am
by freakns
Chariot of Fire wrote:Likewise fellas, looking forward to it.
wow, Si, you are looking better every day...
alt1978 wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:any predictions?
Tofu 33 Pig 18
Interesting perspective there sir. I'm relatively certain that that prediction is based on your perception of TOFU having one of the truly elite and most talented artists on the site in your midst. Pedro, your freehand graffiti is pretty bad ass and certainly qualifies as elite. However, we here in the sty have an artist of similar pedigree in Coco that isn't as well publicized but will prove to be quite the equalizer. Coco is the preeminent free-form shitter in the Northern Hemisphere. One time on a camping trip...he dropped three hot steaming rancid loads that not only were perfect 1/72 to scale replicas of the three great pyramids at Giza, but they were also perfectly aligned to Orion's Belt with a true north/south direction. That was impressive. Damn impressive. That paled in comparison however to what followed the next day. After eating a boatload of catfish we caught in the lake and that Berger had fried up the night before...Coco proceeded to shit 1/64 replica down to the most minute detail of the Sphinx. Freeform shitting is the kind of artistic talent we have in our clan that many are not aware of...so I'm giving you all a friendly heads up. This is going to be a hell of a lot closer than you may think.
ffs, i cant stop laughing
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:38 am
by Dako
Batch 1 games have been exchanged.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:44 am
by cachejob
good luck guys
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:25 am
by Conchobar
To the victor the spoils, let's get it on!!!
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:45 am
by Chariot of Fire
Weird, I was just singing this earlier today. At least post the Sabbath version. Sooooo much better.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:47 pm
by freakns
FNM version beats it all. Pattons voice is perfect for this kind of song...
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:23 pm
by skillfull
freakns wrote:FNM version beats it all. Pattons voice is perfect for this kind of song...
I agree 100% with you Freakns, i was about to post it when i saw cof's comment ....but it seems i am too late! Good Luck to both of clans
FNM version not bad, but still don't think it compares to the original. Guess I'm biased as I used to go and see Sabbath in concert back in the 70s/80s. I actually laughed at 2.26 - it sounds like he's been inhaling helium balloons. Not quite dark/sinister enough (his voice) for this type of song. Still a decent, faithful cover though.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:05 pm
by IR1SH ACE
hey guys whats the craic? when you lot planning on joining our home games.....starting to feel unloved here..myself and the rest of the "muc ruckers" are dying to show you the sights and hotspots of Ireland....
come on we dont bite... well not always...
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:27 am
by Chariot of Fire
Should be over the course of the next 24 hours mate. Sorry for any delay....we usually need a few days to choose maps & select teams. Props to you guys for filling your away games in what must be a record time. I logged in and thought "Where the hell have all these new active games come from?" And then I saw. Pigs really can fly when they want to!
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:32 am
by Gunn217
Well, after the thrashing Berger took from Dako for not sending the games when he wanted them we figured we better be quick about it or someone's head would explode.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:00 am
by Chariot of Fire
haha, yeah I spotted that wall post
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:22 am
by Conchobar
Yeah not cool fellows. Could Dako retract his impatience now please? What's the matter? You fellows afraid of a few little pigs???
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:58 am
by Chariot of Fire
Why uncool? Isn't it normal to take a few days to work out the best teams? We have such a wealth of talent in such depth that it's very hard It's like Sophie's Choice.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:02 pm
by eggrollonedolla
Chariot of Fire wrote:Why uncool? Isn't it normal to take a few days to work out the best teams? We have such a wealth of talent in such depth that it's very hard It's like Sophie's Choice.
thats the point that was being made. it was felt by several of us that we needed to rush our games to join in the beginning.
its no big deal we just know now to take our time from now on.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:05 am
by Chariot of Fire
I think there was just a sense of urgency about exchanging games and getting the info to each clan. After that there obviously has to be some allowance to get clanmates' responses to the games they wish to play (e.g. in the Clan League it's from Sunday to Thursday, and that's just for six games). I haven't been privy to any of the PMs exchanged so I'm unaware if there was any deadline that was set for joining games. Anyway....it's about to happen [cue drumroll].
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:25 pm
by JCR
For the record, COF and Gunn worked out the misunderstanding in a very classy way in PMs. It sure is nice when level heads prevail.
also, I am not sure where all the feces humor is coming from guys, but could you give me a heads up next time so I check the forums when I am NOT eating.
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:30 pm
by Pedronicus
This thread has gone way too quiet.
Here's a trumpet
Re: TOFU vs PIG [0-0 of 51]
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:17 pm
by Agent 86
Pedronicus wrote:This thread has gone way too quiet.
Here's a trumpet
Blowing on it loudly from the grandstand, great view up here. Big crowd as well, should be a great battle.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:16 pm
