Conquer Club

DBC will be going to war with newly formed clan fiso.

Why the war I hear you ask.

Due to a family connection.

Highly experienced and skilled chewie1 recently got his brother H2over involved in the murky world of CC, he dragged along his online football manager friends and formed a clan, now they are ready for war, where more natural for them to start than to pit the brothers clans in a head to head winner takes all.




It will be a standard 49 game war:

14 dubs, 14 trips and 14 quads + 1quads random.esc chained sunny (tie breaker)

Held over 3 rounds.

Round 1 2 Dubs each 2 Trips each and 2 Quads each
Round 2 3 Dubs each 3 Trips each and 3 Quads each
Round 3 2 Dubs each 2 Trips each and 2 Quads each and tie breaker.

A gap of 2 weeks between rounds.

Rules

No speed, no freestyle, no manual no beta no nuclear.
A map to be used a maximum of twice but only once each setting, ie dubs and trips.
No maximum player participatation as both have small clans.

DBC contact chewie1
Clan Fiso contact kizkiz

show: Round1

show: Round 2

show: Final round

show: Tie breaker

Prediction: FISO 26 - DBC 19.... they talk more crap than you soft-hearted Committeers

I WILL SHIT IN THEIR MOUTHS

That covers talking shit from multiple angles. I'm pleased with it. GL all. Especially to me.

We may be inexperienced, but we can play a bit.
The underdog has a habit of winning. Just ask real madrid and barcelona

I don't know wtf you just said. But I'm gonna rip your jaw off and bite you with it. This shit's serious, nicka.

Yeah! Then I'll rip yer head off and shit down yer throat! Seein' as we are shit talkin' I'm down.

kizkiz wrote:We may be inexperienced, but we can play a bit.
The underdog has a habit of winning. Just ask real madrid and barcelona

JB wrote:I don't know wtf you just said. But I'm gonna rip your jaw off and bite you with it. This shit's serious, nicka.

Does anybody really ever understand the Brits. Its amazing we can understand Chewie half the time...

All the shitting aside... good luck boys... GO DBC!!

DBC needs no luck, cause we got'z skillz! On top of that, Brits have tea-time so they get easily distracted from the task at hand! Ya'll betta watch youselfs, cuz while ya'll sippin on tea and nibbling on crumpet cake thingy's, we'll be raidin ya'll villiages, burning house, pilaging and plunding, AND soiling ya'lls crops! HA!

Cuz we're vikings! We are vikings, right? ummm.... guys? Guys? ..... Go DBC!

Game prvileges asked for.

Chewie1 wrote:Game prvileges asked for.

Someone from FISO needs to agree terms here, then i can grant them

Fiso agree to the terms.
Bring it on bitches

kizkiz wrote:Fiso agree to the terms.
Bring it on bitches

Thats the way to agree terms



Think you may find you will be our bitches tho.

We gots lotsa canucks too, that can peel a brit faster than they peel a seal.

lilrvrgrl - nice avatar (but still trying to work out if it's your tits or massive arse )

The Pom wrote:lilrvrgrl - nice avatar (but still trying to work out if it's your tits or massive arse )

Either way it's somewhere to park the bike

notyou2 wrote:We gots lotsa canucks too, that can peel a brit faster than they peel a seal.

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste

Aren't canadians just wannabe americans anyway?

Yeah, we doing battle against the 1.5% alcohol budweiser beer boys and they think they can drink ....... shit scared now !!!

time for the 1st English lesson

Septic Tank = Yank

Remember the last time we fought a battle against the British and they all died? After that they demanded to be our best friend and sidekick. Then they were calling big brother America every half hour to help them with the new neighborhood bully, Germany. "But America, you're so good at war though! Please help us! Germany blew it's tongue at you, I saw it!"
I mean, that's how I read the history books.

Juan_Bottom wrote:I mean, that's how I read the history books.

Would that be a history book that all of us read, or one of the special american ones where World War 2 started with Pearl Harbour?

In our books WWII started when the British kept breaking their alliances and letting Hitler take over everybody. I'm not sure what happened after that... A lot of British camping and waiting for the Americans and Russians I think.

Yeah, but your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

Don't worry Fiso, we don't need to even attack as the septic's will knock each other over with 'friendly fire' as normal ....

The Pom wrote:Don't worry Fiso, we don't need to even attack as the septic's will knock each other over with 'friendly fire' as normal ....

All I'm hearing is YADA YADA YADA YADA.

(from both sides)

Juan_Bottom wrote:In our books WWII started when the British kept breaking their alliances and letting Hitler take over everybody. I'm not sure what happened after that... A lot of British camping and waiting for the Americans and Russians I think.

You can read JB

Chewie1 wrote:

The Pom wrote:Don't worry Fiso, we don't need to even attack as the septic's will knock each other over with 'friendly fire' as normal ....

All I'm hearing is YADA YADA YADA YADA.

(from both sides)

I know

We just need to start this ..... ( but in fairness your lot started )

Bit of banter from across the Atlantic is ok .... and a bit from the pacific from me ...

Get it started chewie cuz none of us know what we are doing