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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (0-2)

Postby freakns on Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:09 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:OK, so I had to mute it after 4 minutes but it was 10 minutes of my life that I don't regret. Maybe I can get a bit of 1 on 1 basketball while I'm there? They were gorgeous.

with most of them, probably... and considering they are serbs, youd prolly got your ass kicked in basketball :lol:
as for music, yes, its crap... better go with:
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Dako wrote:At first I started to remember which I liked... but then I understood it is futile. #22 <3 <3 <3.

This video gave me a lot of ... energy. Now I ned to sublimate so I will go and prepare batch 2 games.

i have met or see about 10 of them... #55 is f-ing amazing. i have met her in some party, some 5 yrs ago. thats the woman that will take your breath away, not only by looks, but more by appearance in general...
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (0-2)

Postby Master Fenrir on Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:20 pm

freakns wrote:just until Jerry start being Jerry, put Kate Parry and "i kissed the girl and i like it" on... Fen just run away from there, all in tears... its unconfirmed, but some ppl close to him said he set in dark room...for 2 months


I will confirm that it's 100% true, but the only reason I ran away crying is because I love that song and he completely ruined it for me.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (0-2)

Postby Dako on Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:46 am

freakns wrote:i have met or see about 10 of them... #55 is f-ing amazing. i have met her in some party, some 5 yrs ago. thats the woman that will take your breath away, not only by looks, but more by appearance in general...

I can easily imagine that.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby Master Fenrir on Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:09 pm

The first picture for #23 had me laughing myself to tears. It looks like somebody just went "Quick! What's the square root of 169?!"
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby freakns on Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:18 am

Master Fenrir wrote:The first picture for #23 had me laughing myself to tears. It looks like somebody just went "Quick! What's the square root of 169?!"

its 13... however, while normal men gets hardon(even CoF admitted he remembered he has some parts that are not exclusively for pi-pi), you are getting laughs? :shock: in all seriousness, you are either married/dating top model, or you are irreversibly gay. maybe even both :D

btw, id love to hear discussion between Denise and Cat, after they watch this... while our discussion was pretty much:
Dako: tits!
freak: ass!
CoF: tits and ass!
fins: yabayaba... qq
Pedro: (silently masturbates)
their would probably be something like:
Denise: did you see that dress?! totally last year
Cat: yeah, and her shoes doesnt match it...
Denise: and not to mention the hair....
Cat: styleless bitch!
Denise: totally!
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby Master Fenrir on Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:26 am

The first post is updated with all Round 2 games and updated player counts through Round 2.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:40 am

(even CoF admitted he remembered he has some parts that are not exclusively for pi-pi)


Did you know.....

A penis can also be used for peeing.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby Dako on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:47 am

Batch 3 is shifted for one week. It will start July 22th so freemiums of Otpisani have more time to free their slots.

EDIT: date typo
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:52 am

22/7 for exchange of Batch 3 games.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (1-2)

Postby pmchugh on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:13 pm

Dako wrote:Batch 3 is shifted for one week. It will start July 22th so freemiums of Otpisani have more time to free their slots.

EDIT: date typo


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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (2-2)

Postby freakns on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:21 pm

damn, tie :(
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us :( nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games :P(if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (3-2)

Postby freakns on Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:13 pm

dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (3-2)

Postby TheCrown on Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:39 pm

freakns wrote:dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns


Now now freak, you know the dice have nothing to do with winning a game. ;)
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (3-2)

Postby freakns on Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:48 pm

ofc they dont, its just easier to win when they are good
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (2-2)

Postby Big Whiskey on Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:25 pm

freakns wrote:damn, tie :(
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us :( nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games :P(if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)



u sure?
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (3-2)

Postby freakns on Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:26 am

when i wrote that situation was:
you 12 territories(on the move)
cach 12 territories
me 12 territories
lord 28 territories
with pretty much all the 1s on the board... one round later:
you 13 territories
cach 16 territories
me 11 territories
lord 24 territories
how, im still not sure :(


edit: its 3-3 now, and ive went through games, we have advantage in 5 more games in first round, you guys too... with antarctica, hive, chicago and egypt completely open. so it is fairly close in round 1...

round 2 however, complete disaster for us so far... we are going to have to dig really deep to get something out of those games.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (4-3)

Postby Chariot of Fire on Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:17 pm

Wait till Round 3 ;-)
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (4-3)

Postby freakns on Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:13 pm

Dako just admitted you have cheated! you have offered pedros brain to gods of random.org, and they started laughing so hard call it best joke since CC, so they granted you perfect drops!

we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (4-3)

Postby Master Fenrir on Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:44 am

freakns wrote:we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!


On HA's behalf I must say that you, my friend, are a sharlotte pumpkin.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (4-3)

Postby freakns on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:32 am

sharlotte pumpkin? or charlotte pumpkin? what does that mean, that i have empty head? or funny one? either way, you are correct :(
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (5-3)

Postby freakns on Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:47 pm

i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU :( and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game :( on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round! :D

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (5-3)

Postby L M S on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:43 am

freakns wrote:... i cant watch porn all day...)


Well, there's your problem right there.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (5-3)

Postby Master Fenrir on Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:39 am

freakns wrote:i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU :( and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game :( on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round! :D

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!


Note to self: watch more boring sports so that I have something to talk to Freak about.
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (6-5)

Postby freakns on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:24 am

i do understand that in your eyes figure skating is much more interesting then athletics, basketball or football, but some of us do have balls, so please show some respect! :P
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Re: [CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (6-5)

Postby Seulessliathan on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:33 am

I start to like this freak, do we recruit him?
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