Conquer Club

Chariot of Fire wrote:OK, so I had to mute it after 4 minutes but it was 10 minutes of my life that I don't regret. Maybe I can get a bit of 1 on 1 basketball while I'm there? They were gorgeous.

with most of them, probably... and considering they are serbs, youd prolly got your ass kicked in basketball
as for music, yes, its crap... better go with:

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Dako wrote:At first I started to remember which I liked... but then I understood it is futile. #22 <3 <3 <3.

This video gave me a lot of ... energy. Now I ned to sublimate so I will go and prepare batch 2 games.

i have met or see about 10 of them... #55 is f-ing amazing. i have met her in some party, some 5 yrs ago. thats the woman that will take your breath away, not only by looks, but more by appearance in general...

freakns wrote:just until Jerry start being Jerry, put Kate Parry and "i kissed the girl and i like it" on... Fen just run away from there, all in tears... its unconfirmed, but some ppl close to him said he set in dark room...for 2 months

I will confirm that it's 100% true, but the only reason I ran away crying is because I love that song and he completely ruined it for me.

freakns wrote:i have met or see about 10 of them... #55 is f-ing amazing. i have met her in some party, some 5 yrs ago. thats the woman that will take your breath away, not only by looks, but more by appearance in general...

I can easily imagine that.

The first picture for #23 had me laughing myself to tears. It looks like somebody just went "Quick! What's the square root of 169?!"

Master Fenrir wrote:The first picture for #23 had me laughing myself to tears. It looks like somebody just went "Quick! What's the square root of 169?!"

its 13... however, while normal men gets hardon(even CoF admitted he remembered he has some parts that are not exclusively for pi-pi), you are getting laughs? in all seriousness, you are either married/dating top model, or you are irreversibly gay. maybe even both

btw, id love to hear discussion between Denise and Cat, after they watch this... while our discussion was pretty much:
Dako: tits!
freak: ass!
CoF: tits and ass!
fins: yabayaba... qq
Pedro: (silently masturbates)
their would probably be something like:
Denise: did you see that dress?! totally last year
Cat: yeah, and her shoes doesnt match it...
Denise: and not to mention the hair....
Cat: styleless bitch!
Denise: totally!

The first post is updated with all Round 2 games and updated player counts through Round 2.

(even CoF admitted he remembered he has some parts that are not exclusively for pi-pi)

Did you know.....

A penis can also be used for peeing.

Batch 3 is shifted for one week. It will start July 22th so freemiums of Otpisani have more time to free their slots.

EDIT: date typo

22/7 for exchange of Batch 3 games.

Dako wrote:Batch 3 is shifted for one week. It will start July 22th so freemiums of Otpisani have more time to free their slots.

EDIT: date typo

Apparently they spend too much time ogling girls on youtube and not enough time earning money to pay for premium.

damn, tie
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games (if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)

dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns

freakns wrote:dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns

Now now freak, you know the dice have nothing to do with winning a game.

ofc they dont, its just easier to win when they are good

freakns wrote:damn, tie
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games (if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)

u sure?

when i wrote that situation was:
you 12 territories(on the move)
cach 12 territories
me 12 territories
lord 28 territories
with pretty much all the 1s on the board... one round later:
you 13 territories
cach 16 territories
me 11 territories
lord 24 territories
how, im still not sure


edit: its 3-3 now, and ive went through games, we have advantage in 5 more games in first round, you guys too... with antarctica, hive, chicago and egypt completely open. so it is fairly close in round 1...

round 2 however, complete disaster for us so far... we are going to have to dig really deep to get something out of those games.

Wait till Round 3

Dako just admitted you have cheated! you have offered pedros brain to gods of random.org, and they started laughing so hard call it best joke since CC, so they granted you perfect drops!

we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!

freakns wrote:we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!

On HA's behalf I must say that you, my friend, are a sharlotte pumpkin.

sharlotte pumpkin? or charlotte pumpkin? what does that mean, that i have empty head? or funny one? either way, you are correct

i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round!

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!

freakns wrote:... i cant watch porn all day...)

Well, there's your problem right there.

freakns wrote:i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round!

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!

Note to self: watch more boring sports so that I have something to talk to Freak about.

i do understand that in your eyes figure skating is much more interesting then athletics, basketball or football, but some of us do have balls, so please show some respect!

I start to like this freak, do we recruit him?