[CC3] TSM vs. AFoS [30-31 of 61] - Final 12/14

[laughingcavalier]

Game 11804696 we own these settings virtually unbeatable here

Glad I didn't bet my house because I would have bet you would have lost this game without question. The round that I was eliminated by red, just curious, did he throw anything other than sixes?

idk, maybe that's why we have a such a high win rate against excellent opponents

Aha so you are admitting to dice-fixing!
C&A thread on its way.

Every clan knows that the Monkis were the first clan to develop a greasemonkey dice scripter.
The problem with ours is we cannot find a way to allow our flux capacitor to maintain 134 kilajewels/sec . Ifwe could keep ours working for longer than a few rolls.

he meant kilajewels/second btw. we've built a flux capacitor to supply power to some local communities in hopes to buy out the monkis. we measure our profit in jewels for some reason...

Ah jewels that’s where you’d be going wrong you see. Shooting for the stars, always a mistake. All that treasure, smiles and joy. Yuck.
We use kiloshits. Bad luck is much more reliable than good luck. Get the bad luck sorted – note our results against KORT & in clan league – then you back-dial the program to negative negative values. We were running about -2.6 kiloshits in the last challenge. Sounds a lot but it is still only 0.0026 megapoops. lackattack wouldn’t even get out of bed for that much.

Anyway you are going to need to get your fluxfields all shook out and spinning. The monki in charge of counting has run out of fingers so we can’t be 100% sure of this but it looks like:

First set monkis take 12-9
Second set to fist 11-9 (or maybe 10-10 with a bit of luck for us).
So we are going into the final round at 21-20 or maybe 22-19.

[watsy]

[Game]11722686 [/Game] heading our way this was just about the best game of waterloo i have ever played in could have gone either way top respect to all who played in it

[Paddy The Cat]

Laughingcavalier. That may have been the most I have ever laughed in my life at a CC post. If I was in charge of AFOS I'd concede to you right now.

[jackin_u_up]

jackin_u_up

Game 11804696 we own these settings virtually unbeatable here

Glad I didn't bet my house because I would have bet you would have lost this game without question. The round that I was eliminated by red, just curious, did he throw anything other than sixes?

idk, maybe that's why we have a such a high win rate against excellent opponents

Aha so you are admitting to dice-fixing!
C&A thread on its way.

Every clan knows that the Monkis were the first clan to develop a greasemonkey dice scripter.
The problem with ours is we cannot find a way to allow our flux capacitor to maintain 134 kilajewels/sec . Ifwe could keep ours working for longer than a few rolls.

he meant kilajewels/second btw. we've built a flux capacitor to supply power to some local communities in hopes to buy out the monkis. we measure our profit in jewels for some reason...[/quote]

Ah jewels that’s where you’d be going wrong you see. Shooting for the stars, always a mistake. All that treasure, smiles and joy. Yuck.
We use kiloshits. Bad luck is much more reliable than good luck. Get the bad luck sorted – note our results against KORT & in clan league – then you back-dial the program to negative negative values. We were running about -2.6 kiloshits in the last challenge. Sounds a lot but it is still only 0.0026 megapoops. lackattack wouldn’t even get out of bed for that much.

Anyway you are going to need to get your fluxfields all shook out and spinning. The monki in charge of counting has run out of fingers so we can’t be 100% sure of this but it looks like:

First set monkis take 12-9
Second set to fist 11-9 (or maybe 10-10 with a bit of luck for us).
So we are going into the final round at 21-20 or maybe 22-19.[/quote]

Kiloshits u don't say .... but of course it makes perfect sense ....by back dialing and aligning the fluxfields to allow a double negative reverberation you end up with a Continous Reverberation Aligning Positon. or C.R.A. P. ,,,as anyone who knows anything about the probability and luck quotients. All u need to do is then combine the two Negative C.R.A.P. fields and then BAMMMM Sweet Success.

Ok gonna go try and get this up and running for round 3.
Go figure some Dirty Monkis figured it out First.

[laughingcavalier]

Ah now you are talking.
Talking CRAP that is.

[jackin_u_up]

Leads been cut to 4

[Nate the Great]

Magic number for the Monkis continues to dwindle, though!

[jackin_u_up]

should get even closer...perhaps 1 or 2 games to decide it.

[laughingcavalier]

Well it's still a nailbiter ... I have AFOS leading by 29 to 27 in decided games...
Feudal Epic looks like it is coming to a head and some of the others have been turning this way and that for it seems like ages

[freakns]

i see it 30-30 with NYC being decider. so the war is on your shoulders LC! you have been awarded penalty in 91st minute... pressure, pressure, pressure!

[osujacket]

Thats how we are thinking too....What a great challenge regardless of who wins.!!!!

Many many close games

[IcePack]

Wow so close! My guess is TSM here

[laughingcavalier]

i see it 30-30 with NYC being decider. so the war is on your shoulders LC! you have been awarded penalty in 91st minute... pressure, pressure, pressure!

Well freak you know if it was only a question of me and my penis size we would be fine, but we've got to win that feudal epic game first and it looks wide open to me right now....

[codeblue1018]

Whatever the outcome here, you guys are an excellent group of players. This has been the closest war I've ever been a part of with the exception of the Thota war, which seems will be similar in all facets. Great games guys; let the stress finally subside eh.

[vintender]

great war TSM looks like you clan will edge out a 31-30 victory

[codeblue1018]

great war TSM looks like you clan will edge out a 31-30 victory

Far from over mate.

[vintender]

nah i know things you dont

[Nate the Great]

Nice try, Vin! You are not going to lull us into a false sense of security. We are playing these out as hard as ever!

[skillfull]

i see it 30-30 with NYC being decider. so the war is on your shoulders LC! you have been awarded penalty in 91st minute... pressure, pressure, pressure!

NYC Game 11894296 is a WIN

[Nate the Great]

Other than Batch 1, impressive home stands by both clans in this war. I think I remember learning something about why the South lost the American Civil War.... they couldn't win on the road!

Either way this turns out, it has been a fun (and at times stressful) challenge against a quality opponent. I for one appreciated the sportsmanship displayed by both clans. I still laugh every time a "spank 'em" comment is followed by a "Fist!"

[Paddy The Cat]

well i think TSM will sneak this one out but, as others have said it was an excellent war, so many exciting games... i don't think i've ever tried so hard to win a game on CC as I've been trying on forbidden city, except for that waterloo game from earlier this war.

I for you spankers, for giving us the fist Masterfully played across the board

[gannable]

oh well, would have been nice winning the tournament

good luck next round

[Conchobar]

Wowee I just saw the score here in passing & what a duel it must've been. A CC clan war at it's best when it goes right down to the wire with no griping at each other. It would be nice if wars like this got as much publicity as those that get talked about for the wrong reasons. Shine on you Sixy Monkeys.

[codeblue1018]

oh well, would have been nice winning the tournament

good luck next round

Firsters; it isn't over yet by a long shot. These games are still very much up in the air. Forbidden just took another lean in your favor. Fudeal, anyone's game yet. Don't count yourselves out; we will however, give it every ounce of energy to put this in the win column as I'm sure you will also.

[codeblue1018]

Wowee I just saw the score here in passing & what a duel it must've been. A CC clan war at it's best when it goes right down to the wire with no griping at each other. It would be nice if wars like this got as much publicity as those that get talked about for the wrong reasons. Shine on you Sixy Monkeys.

Thx for the kind words mate. This is how I and in sure many others like a war to be played out; drama free. Don't get me wrong, there were times of frustration on both sides but that's to be expected in such a very close and stressful battle.