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hello and welcome to Otpisani vs Mythology clan war.

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participation is optional, fun is mandatory!
so... lets have some fun!

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CURRENT RESULT
OTPISANI 34
MYTHOLOGY 29

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1. How little is the girl? And cant you get arrested for having piccies like that.
2. Nice tune, but the live version from Long Beach Arena would have been better.
3. Dont be so hard on yourselves.....you're not complete dicks.


Apart from that......good luck

So if we are little girls, the penis size thing doesn't really enter into it, does it?
Your clan could alternatively be called "The One-Inch Wonders" for all we know...

Uuuhhh this should be very interesting indeed! I'm gonna put 1 euro on Otpisani 34-26...

Gypsys Kiss wrote:2. Nice tune, but the live version from Long Beach Arena would have been better.

too speedy! some of their songs are perfect live(like fear of the dark, hallowed be thy name or number of the beast... but that bass solo in rime just doesnt sound right performing live... also, as much as i love their music, i just cant stand the way they dress, they looks like tranny on crack)

Funkyterrance wrote:So if we are little girls, the penis size thing doesn't really enter into it, does it?
Your clan could alternatively be called "The One-Inch Wonders" for all we know...

i actually called only qwert little girl, but if you see yourself there, im fine with it... also, if you are girls, penis does enter it, that much is sure

as for one inch wonders... good one

still waiting for that butt one in your clan to agree on terms... he agreed on PM, not sure why he still hasent posted

well.well.well Freak are on hes element.
Unfortunately you are only strong on words, and in game,you are strong like mine English language.
But i like propaganda war, and i have nice little pic to show,how Optisani prepare for this mission impossible, to defeat MYTHOLOGY WAR MACHINE(insert Thunder sound).

Woopy when you say that you have surprise for clan challenge, i expect some real challenge, with some real clans.

What the heck , i will use one hand for this so call "challenge".

Freak I hope that you will find volunteers, who are not too scared to play against MYTHOLOGY ( Insert Thunder sound) .

freakns wrote:
i actually called only qwert little girl, but if you see yourself there, im fine with it... also, if you are girls, penis does enter it, that much is sure

as for one inch wonders... good one

You can envision me any way you like, m8.

-Funkyterrance (AKA "10incher")

qwert wrote:well.well.well Freak are on hes element.
Unfortunately you are only strong on words, and in game,you are strong like mine English language.
But i like propaganda war, and i have nice little pic to show,how Optisani prepare for this mission impossible, to defeat MYTHOLOGY WAR MACHINE(insert Thunder sound).

Woopy when you say that you have surprise for clan challenge, i expect some real challenge, with some real clans.

What the heck , i will use one hand for this so call "challenge".

Freak I hope that you will find volunteers, who are not too scared to play against MYTHOLOGY ( Insert Thunder sound) .

hi qwerty!
it is well know that my gaming skills sucks ass, and that they are worse the your English, however, im still gonna win more then 80% games im in, so can you imagine how bad are you then? oh, yes, rolls doesnt like you

as for that thunder sound, here it is:
Mythology thundering warcry


average Mythology player with fans(from left to right, josko, qwert, cof... at least qwert is intelligent one!errrrrrr, yes...):



Otpisani thundering warcry:


average Otpisani player with fans(from left to right, Denise, Foxy, freak, Nicky, loes... and ladies, sorry that my bikini is the best, not my fault im sexy as hell!):

If that is what your clan defines as sexy, I can see why qwert is with us and not you.

Also, that is not where you put a spare pair of socks

Gypsys Kiss wrote:If that is what your clan defines as sexy, I can see why qwert is with us and not you.

Also, that is not where you put a spare pair of socks

dude, what do you mean not sexy?!

Interesting thread so far.. Not meaning to be a party pooper, but i need woopintroysbutt to agree terms before I can grant those privs

Sorry, Mythology agrees to the Terms.

woopintroysbutt wrote:Sorry, Mythology agrees to the Terms.

Thanks, gl everyone

except for no5 ,MYTH not agree on this.

Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

Finsfleet wrote:

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

OH hell no... that war was brutal for us. couldn't win anything. since then though we're undefeated and that's how it's going to stay...

gl everyone

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

I've been trying to say Otpisani three times fast... worse than red leather, yellow leather.

second post updated with list of games for batch one... and as our inside man has found out, qwert is called "biggy" in his clan, as his 4 inches of fully erected penis is double what average size of penis in Mythology is

peanutsdad wrote:

Finsfleet wrote:

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

OH hell no... that war was brutal for us. couldn't win anything. since then though we're undefeated and that's how it's going to stay...

It wasn't that bad, I know at least the Conquer Rome games were demoralising on our side.

Anyway, exciting contest, should be a fair fight, tho I think Otp could perhaps have the edge by 5 over the newly crowned cl4 Div 2 Champions is it?

freakns wrote:second post updated with list of games for batch one... and as our inside man has found out, qwert is called "biggy" in his clan, as his 4 inches of fully erected penis is double what average size of penis in Mythology is

Well yeah, but we talk about our sizes in reference to diameter, not length. Your mole needs to listen more carefully.

Sincerely,
10incher

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its this sound good?

Invitation to the Myth Members for Opt's Round 1 Games have been sent out. I apologize for the slight delay. It has been a long week.

I look forward to a challenging War.