Conquer Club

Nicky15 wrote:Jaffa Cake anyone ?

i think im in love although, im pretty sure ill have to fight with Seul for your affection

fishydance wrote:

Nicky15 wrote:Jaffa Cake anyone ?

Only if I can lick your cakes

lesbian onboard!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY BEST EVER!!!










btw, can someone ban this Leehar? he is taking away all the fun!!!!!

It wouldn't be TOFU vs KoRT without at least three warnings and a banning, IcePack. In reality, we're actually the best of friends.

Well, okay, maybe not CoF and Josko. Or Dako and Josko. Or Pedronicus and Josko.

fishydance wrote:

Nicky15 wrote:Jaffa Cake anyone ?

Only if I can lick your cakes

oo er !

Foxglove wrote:

Nicky15 wrote:Jaffa Cake anyone ?

Only if it has a sparkly candle in it.

I can't find any sparkly candles How about a Jaffa Stone Henge?





I think we can all do with some

and we should all

niMic wrote:It wouldn't be TOFU vs KoRT without at least three warnings and a banning, IcePack. In reality, we're actually the best of friends.

Well, okay, maybe not CoF and Josko. Or Dako and Josko. Or Pedronicus and Josko.

Give them all Jaffa cakes, and we'll lick them with fervor! Nothing like a good licking to put the fun back into the game

This has been a firm, yet not uncaring spanking by Master Fenrir.

a licking and a spanking in the same day!!? Does it get any better than that?

Oh, josko, how many years are you going to monitor all turns taken be CoF, me and Pedro?

Dako wrote:Oh, josko, how many years are you going to monitor all turns taken be CoF, me and Pedro?

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Oh, CoF, how many years are you going to monitor all turns taken by Josko and Moon?

Glad to see you're unable to call your clan leader out when he does the same thing. Hypocrite much?

Disclaimer: I know you'll certainly come up with a distinction that makes CoF's investigations chivalrous and Josko's treacherous. I suggest you don't bother.

Rodion wrote:
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Oh, CoF, how many years are you going to monitor all turns taken by Josko and Moon?

Glad to see you're unable to call your clan leader out when he does the same thing. Hypocrite much?

Disclaimer: I know you'll certainly come up with a distinction that makes CoF's investigations chivalrous and Josko's treacherous. I suggest you don't bother.

I was pretty sure we dropped that sitting exploration like a week ago. But I think josko cannot rest and will check all games, past and present, to file another report in C&A or pm CDs or whatever he thinks is suitable.

To be honest, I am a bit tired of all this bitching. CoF told josko that sitting for 1st turn in unlimited games is not cool. Josko replied that CoF sits for other clan mates and then it started again.

I think the right progression of events here is "CoF told josko that sitting for 1st turn in unlimited games is not cool, and then it started again. Josko replied that CoF sits for other clan mates."

I feel dumber every time I open this thread.

drunkmonkey wrote:I feel dumber every time I open this thread.

+1

Dako wrote:Oh, josko, how many years are you going to monitor all turns taken be CoF, me and Pedro?

Honest person seeking for justice does not mind to spend his precious time in order to achieve that goal.

drunkmonkey wrote:I feel dumber every time I open this thread.

I don't... This is great. Once one of the clans see their fate, they will dig into something else to try to save face, (or at least some of their players).

josko.ri wrote:Honest person seeking for justice does not mind to spend his precious time in order to achieve that goal.

Ancient Croatian proverb.

It's why justice is hard to find in Croatia

what are josko's win rate stats so far? would like to know if he has to resign or not.

I am large—I contain multitudes.

betiko wrote:what are josko's win rate stats so far? would like to know if he has to resign or not.

Just counting the finished games, 4-6.

betiko wrote:what are josko's win rate stats so far? would like to know if he has to resign or not.

not sure, but looks like BW has spanked his sorry ass on yet another unlimited huge map and that one(Pacman quads from rnd 2 ofc) might be decisive win for TOFU...

freakns wrote:

betiko wrote:what are josko's win rate stats so far? would like to know if he has to resign or not.

not sure, but looks like BW has spanked his sorry ass on yet another unlimited huge map and that one(Pacman quads from rnd 2 ofc) might be decisive win for TOFU...

Big Whiskey freak may be your biggest fan Think he has a bro crush on you lol.

I'm pretty sure he's the official TOFU cheerleader/sidekick. You know, the one who never got to actually participate. It's equal parts adorable and sad.

Can somebody sum up the last week in this thread please?

IcePack wrote:

niMic wrote:I'm pretty sure he's the official TOFU cheerleader/sidekick. You know, the one who never got to actually participate. It's equal parts adorable and sad.

yes, they always flirt with me, pretend they like me, and when the playing time comes im always thirteenth pig i wonder will it ever change....

Thirteenth pig? Is that part of some Serbian sport that I am not aware of?

Sounds exciting.