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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby josko.ri on Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:52 am

Extreme Ways wrote:Stop it, both of you.


I have already stopped several pages before but somehow he (and Pedro) felt some needs to make another flame and point fingering towards me. Again and again, how many times? I am expecting now that half of TOFU including Denise aka "the pm is not pm" will come here and say how "bad boy" Josko always starts first with ill speaking about others from her clan. Isn't it so Denise? :lol:
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:04 am

Well let's face it....you did. Why did you have to say what you did in your PM? What's amusing though is one minute you are implying I'm a useless player with a negative record who should resign, and the next you are complaining that I'm writing in gamechat and somehow giving 'professional' advice. Your logic sucks.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby betiko on Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:48 am

so the finals will be tofu vs afos!

by the way, freakns invited me to that kort tofu mix teams on conquer rome, still not filling in!
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Iron Maid on Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:34 am

Thanks KORT for the great battle! =D> =D> =D> It surely was a circus with some class acts (except for the clown with his jokari jokes).
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Dako on Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:39 am

Just a remark that personal message belongs to both sender and receiver and both of them can do what they please with this message as it is their personal belonging. It is normal to show texts/PMs/emails to your friends if you think it is the right thing to do (wether to share a joke or funny picture or inform them about something that concerns them). There is no rule about "never show anyone your PM" so I don't know where did you get that notion from. I could have understood you if you'd told Denise in PM "Please don't tell anyone about it" and she broke that promise. But you never did. So I don't know why are you complaining about that.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby fishydance on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:03 am

We REALLY need some Jaffa cakes about now.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Nicky15 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:27 am

fishydance wrote:We REALLY need some Jaffa cakes about now.


That sounds good !

OK if we are submitting reports then let me have them. Lets not get this thread locked in the final stages, and keep it lighthearted guys and girls.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:51 am

i think Denise shared PM with others simply because it was way too long for only her to read... ive read 2 paragraphs, and then just left it. seriously Josko, who is writing such a long PMs? you could said "CoF have small penis, and im reporting him for abusing other ppl penises, but ill do that after war is over, so noone feel butthurt with usage of small penis, which would be rather silly", and voila, you can get back to watch porn in your free time.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby comic boy on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:03 am

Thanks for the fish guys :D
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Denise on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:43 am

:lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis jokes. You know the secret of being funny. Even if something is not funny at first it will be eventually if you say it over & over.

@ Josko. I shared a part of your PM with my clan that I thought concerned them. What was shared was something you have already said a few times. I remember you saying it at least twice in this thread, maybe more, so I didn't think it was meant to be confidential. In fact I figured you hoped CoF would hear it. It's no secret you want him to know how you feel about it.

Your quote you posted above I did not share in any part.

Thanks, Dako. That's basically how I feel about PM's, too. Unless someone specially tells me, "please keep it confidential" there is nothing wrong with sharing with others the parts that concern them.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:34 am

Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!

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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby fishydance on Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:04 pm

freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:58 pm

fishydance wrote:freakns, you have a penis you've been holding out on me!!


The difference that punctuation can make.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:29 pm

Not... in that case, though? He has a penis, and he has been holding it out on fishy. That's pretty much both sentences.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:35 pm

OK, I don't think you got the joke. N/mind
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:45 pm

I got the joke, but your joke didn't fit the situation.

If I did this on the other hand:

Chariot of Fire wrote:OK, I don't think. You got the joke.


See the interesting contrast between what you actually said and what I changed it to by altering the punctuation? It's okay, we can't all be professors of comedy.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:29 pm

Which is exactly what I did to fishy's post too - changed the entire meaning. That's why I reckoned you didn't get it.

I like yours. Clever :)
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:32 pm

My very contrived joke was that yours didn't really change the meaning. This comedy stuff is too time consuming, I'm going back to puns.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:37 pm

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby hopalong on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:18 am

congrats to TOFU for the viktory, and to all for the entertainment.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby freakns on Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:09 am

fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Arama86n on Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:07 am

freakns wrote:
fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...


:lol:

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold :)

*assuming female here
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby fishydance on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:05 am

Arama86n wrote:
freakns wrote:
fishydance wrote:
freakns wrote:
Denise wrote::lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!



freakns you HAVE a penis?? :shock: You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...


:lol:

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold :)

*assuming female here


Yes very much female here. Can't testify to my value as a player, but I do my best to keep things fun :lol: :lol:
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby niMic on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:45 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.


I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.
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Re: [CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 19-30

Postby Leehar on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:50 am

niMic wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.


I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

Yeah, I have to agree with Nimic here, I can see what CoF was trying to say (after he elaborated), but that wasn't really conveyed from manipulation of the comma.
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