[CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 29-31 - Final 5/2

[Chariot of Fire]

why do i get a feeling that another smack in my face is coming?

Because you are telling untruth

In my unlimited games vs BW, final result will be in range between 5/5 and 7/3 for KORT so I do not see raping here, especially not in "all those unlimited".

And that CoF is being sodomized, is it really surprise? Look at his recent result 6/12 vs PACK, his clan needed to pull really hard to overcome his negative series into total win.

I mean, if I will ever have 6/12 my own result that I will thank to my clan mates for being nice company to me, but obviously it will be time for me to stop playing rather than playing with so bad success. Until now, I have never had negative total result in any war that I have ever played, including small series in Clan Leagues, thus still have feeling that my clan is contributing by my playing. This war will also not break that series

I will be happy to make you eat those words

btw....where's that trumpet icon when you need it?

[josko.ri]

why do i get a feeling that another smack in my face is coming?

Because you are telling untruth

In my unlimited games vs BW, final result will be in range between 5/5 and 7/3 for KORT so I do not see raping here, especially not in "all those unlimited".

And that CoF is being sodomized, is it really surprise? Look at his recent result 6/12 vs PACK, his clan needed to pull really hard to overcome his negative series into total win.

I mean, if I will ever have 6/12 my own result that I will thank to my clan mates for being nice company to me, but obviously it will be time for me to stop playing rather than playing with so bad success. Until now, I have never had negative total result in any war that I have ever played, including small series in Clan Leagues, thus still have feeling that my clan is contributing by my playing. This war will also not break that series

I will be happy to make you eat those words

btw....where's that trumpet icon when you need it?

You may quote and highlight for purpose of easier finding my words later and checking if I were right. I am honored enough to stay besides all told here. Prove anything written here is wrong, if you can. Make me to have 6/12 or worse, and I say goodbye CC

Btw, I found interesting statistics... Dice Stats>Battle Outcomes>josko.ri vs Chariot of Fire

This statistics says that in our matches I have rolled attacker 3 dice vs 2 dice 223 times, and CoF rolled it 167 times, while 3 dice vs 1 dice I rolled 211 times and he rolled 168 times. Since our games are mainly no spoils so this statistics is not ruined by some lucky escalating sweep that one player was possible having and other was not, I think this is good representative about who somehow manages to use attacker dice more. Even with fact that I used attacker shot 3 dice vs 2 dice 56 times more than him, in all those attacks together I killed 387 his troops, and he killed 393 my troops.

vs Big Whiskey it is 166/87 for 3-2 and 142/93 for 3-1
Hats off to Master Fenrir, vs him it is 83/91 for 3-2 and 93/81 for 3-1

[freakns]

why do i get a feeling that another smack in my face is coming?

Because you are telling untruth

In my unlimited games vs BW, final result will be in range between 5/5 and 7/3 for KORT so I do not see raping here, especially not in "all those unlimited".

And that CoF is being sodomized, is it really surprise? Look at his recent result 6/12 vs PACK, his clan needed to pull really hard to overcome his negative series into total win.

I mean, if I will ever have 6/12 my own result that I will thank to my clan mates for being nice company to me, but obviously it will be time for me to stop playing rather than playing with so bad success. Until now, I have never had negative total result in any war that I have ever played, including small series in Clan Leagues, thus still have feeling that my clan is contributing by my playing. This war will also not break that series

thats because you are playing mostly home games... and that you are way too competitive to notice humor(or im bad at it...)... and good lord, your english is worse then qwerts...
as for personal results in clan wars, those mean shit. yes, i understand your e-penis got bigger by looking at your results, but overall, youd do shit without your clan, and if you arent thanking them even if you have superior personal score, then you my friend, you ARE failing miserably
as for personal score, i come on top against TOFU(which isnt surprising, knowing that COF is spending more time on his back then average french maid), but we as clan lost... and we lost big time... and i felt raped because of it. cause at the end, no matter what my result was, TOFU had last laugh. and that is what counts in clan war, not how many unlimited maps and game you can come up with :p

[josko.ri]

why do i get a feeling that another smack in my face is coming?

Because you are telling untruth

In my unlimited games vs BW, final result will be in range between 5/5 and 7/3 for KORT so I do not see raping here, especially not in "all those unlimited".

And that CoF is being sodomized, is it really surprise? Look at his recent result 6/12 vs PACK, his clan needed to pull really hard to overcome his negative series into total win.

I mean, if I will ever have 6/12 my own result that I will thank to my clan mates for being nice company to me, but obviously it will be time for me to stop playing rather than playing with so bad success. Until now, I have never had negative total result in any war that I have ever played, including small series in Clan Leagues, thus still have feeling that my clan is contributing by my playing. This war will also not break that series

thats because you are playing mostly home games... and that you are way too competitive to notice humor(or im bad at it...)... and good lord, your english is worse then qwerts...
as for personal results in clan wars, those mean shit. yes, i understand your e-penis got bigger by looking at your results, but overall, youd do shit without your clan, and if you arent thanking them even if you have superior personal score, then you my friend, you ARE failing miserably
as for personal score, i come on top against TOFU(which isnt surprising, knowing that COF is spending more time on his back then average french maid), but we as clan lost... and we lost big time... and i felt raped because of it. cause at the end, no matter what my result was, TOFU had last laugh. and that is what counts in clan war, not how many unlimited maps and game you can come up with :p

I know, and I give credit to my clan for all our wins. Discount all games which I played in any war, and KORT would still win almost all of them. I think only CL4 finals vs AoC would be lost if you discount my games. And even in my games it is not that I dictate all moves. Why my opening Hive turns is lasting like 50 minutes? If I play alone, I can do it in 15 minutes, but there are others in team who put their opinion in many 50/50% situations. Look for example now wall of Dougal McTavish, it is my turn in KOTM but I ask him to decide between 2 solutions that I am 50/50%, even if he is new in the clan and therefore (yet) unproven in clan world. So if treatment of unproven player is like that, how do you think I treat old proven players in my games?

Maybe something else will give you answer to that question...
How many player ever left KORT by their own will? 2 players once, but that was personal reasons and not KORT related reasons, and they came back after short time. So real answer is zero.
How many active players were ever kicked out of KORT? Only the ones who are inactive were removed, but noone active has never been kicked out, so real answer is zero.
And there was like 60 players in KORT history, pretty nice number, and for no one of them some of the above answer is "yes".
Maybe those questions will give you answer how atmosphere in KORT is great and friendly and how members enjoy being in our clan. If our clan is tyrannically organized who would be happy in that clan? To enjoy in some "wins" that were achieved by some other player and to have zero own input. Do you really think anyone would ever want to be in clan of that type, where his/her own input is minor? And do not forget that all those players belong to top of CC scene, so their confidence in their own skills are high, would they be happy in KORT if one person is getting all the credit for all their effort in games?

And now answer above questions for some other clan, and you will see where is difference

[Chariot of Fire]

Do you really think anyone would ever want to be in clan of that type, where his/her own input is minor?

I just fell off my chair.

Here is a translation of the posts (in Croatian) on Moonchild's wall. They have since been deleted after I took the piss

From the TOFU forum (posted there for our amusement).....

From Moonchild's wall (love letters from josko, all in Croatian):

i) When can you be online? Eurasia is a complicated turn. I have set my alarm at night halfway thru your clock, so you will probably be ok. Or tell me if you are not.

ii) If you can log in early as soon as you wake up it would be ideal

iii) We are now leaving Yokohama. You make your move when you receive instructions

iv) Bus is now heading to Kyoto so I cannot be online. Well, it's not the first turn so the difficulty is lightened

vi) I won't be able to write further as no more time. I will be on the road but I can speak to you via cellphone if you have additional time. If you have an extra hour make the attacks as I have suggested and then wait while I check the one I am doubtful about

vi) I will check my phone around noon. Beware, you have to revise the instructions I left for West Sakha as I changed my mind and you have a 4v1,1 to make

If our clan is tyrannically organized who would be happy in that clan? To enjoy in some "wins" that were achieved by some other player and to have zero own input.

Is this why Moonchild has gone freemium?

Josko, just as I was starting to like you, out comes the Shelley; “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

You are such a tool. Learn some humility.

[josko.ri]

Another example which type of paranoid are you, you not only regularly check his wall, but also translate it and collect it in your forum. Well, glad to know that my appearance is so popular in your eyes that you spend so much time in seeing how I am doing my games. Honestly, I looked maybe one or 2 times at your wall during this war, I am really not interested how someone with 6/12 score manage to play his games, I feel like there is nothing I can learn from him. If you feel different in vice versa way, I can be only honored that I have follower from opponent clan

All those quotes from his wall came from the single day, from only 2 turns. That day Moon sent me message that he will play turns very drunk, and in last hour, so therefore I put exact notes for him to follow. And it was like that, he came very drunk online with 20 minutes left on timer, and just followed instructions. But that is not habit, like you obviously want to present it, that is exception because of his mood that day. And he delete every wall post from last 3 years, so deleting is also not like you want to say only in order to "hide" it from others

Interesting that you notice only that but you do not notice many posts from Foxglove, Moonchild (deleted), Jane, Pirlo, fishy, niMic, SirSebstar (quote "asked for different opinion in antarctica probably you are right
") etc. walls when I wall them "game xxx I have doubts", or "game xxx 2 solutions"

Moonchild gameload for a long time is around 10 or so, if we exclude speed games then most of them are KORT games which means just a few of them are standard, which means he obviously lost interest for CC (low number of standard games), but KORT is still almost the only fun he enjoys as almost all his 24 hour games are the clan ones.

[Chariot of Fire]

Ah quit the lies Josko, you're fooling nobody but yourself. There was no reason for Moonchild to go to all the trouble of deleting all his wall posts other than to remove all traces of your conversations. It's a well-known fact he is your puppet, that is why you had Game 12330691 and Game 12330692 made one week before all other Batch 3 games, so he could join them before he turned freemium.

How do you explain this? Moonchild plays in Game 12266836 & Game 11959693 while his turn in Game 12285027 was also playable yet was left for you to play? Seems old habits die hard eh? Three months of covering for him every weekend not enough was it?

This is my personal favourite:

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Moonchild (or someone) now logging in via an anonymous proxy server. Lol, you're desperate.

Be prepared to lose, that's all.

[betiko]

lol, crap talk has now started thanks to the legendary freakns !

josko, is it really important to see who does the attacks in a team game? not really sure how those stats are relevant (that being said without irony and I'm willing to hear your thought behind that, also if on certain games stacks are huge compared to other games it becomes even less relevant imo).
Also, lots of games are determined by dice/drop luck and I've never been a big fan of post war stats regarding win/lose ratios per player. Some leading players can just happen to be in more of the "unlucky games", some players with lesser influence in their team's strategy might happen to be in a majority of "lucky games".

[silversun6]

Cof - just a bystander view , you are ruining all the fun.

If 4 of you cant win Josko and all his "puppets" you shouldn't complain about this, you should try harder.

[comic boy]

Cof - just a bystander view , you are ruining all the fun.

If 4 of you cant win Josko and all his "puppets" you shouldn't complain about this, you should try harder.

We are winning
The fact is that KORT have some very fine players , it would be wrong to describe most of them as puppets, but there has been regular abuse of the rules by Josko over a very long period and it's time for that to stop.

[freakns]

lol, crap talk has now started thanks to the legendary freakns !

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i have my beer and popcorn, and i have been waiting for this since the start of the war. dont spoil it now

Cof - just a bystander view , you are ruining all the fun.

If 4 of you cant win Josko and all his "puppets" you shouldn't complain about this, you should try harder.

he isnt! he is adding into a fun... i mean, who outside of KORT and TOFU cares about result?! the fun in this war is josko vs COF forum speak. im just loving it
and they arent losing... TOFU will win this

[josko.ri]

Ah quit the lies Josko, you're fooling nobody but yourself. There was no reason for Moonchild to go to all the trouble of deleting all his wall posts other than to remove all traces of your conversations. It's a well-known fact he is your puppet, that is why you had Game 12330691 and Game 12330692 made one week before all other Batch 3 games, so he could join them before he turned freemium.

Haha, you are great actor for public, your post are so convincing that you would even convince me if I am third party in this conversation
He delete all wall posts from last 3 years, except a few that are like happy birthday. I joined this site about 2 years ago, so do he also hide our conversations before I even joined, or it is just his choice to not have anything on walls? Imagine if for example KORT has some player that delete all wall posts (many players like that exist on CC) how accusation like this would be made again
And those games are made before because for every player we would make beforehand if we know that player is going to be freemium, does not plan to renew, and is planned to be in roster. it is not because moonchild is my puppet, it is I think how every clan would do for every player in the same circumstances.

How do you explain this? Moonchild plays in Game 12266836 & Game 11959693 while his turn in Game 12285027 was also playable yet was left for you to play? Seems old habits die hard eh? Three months of covering for him every weekend not enough was it?

This is my personal favourite:

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Moonchild (or someone) now logging in via an anonymous proxy server. Lol, you're desperate.

I already explained this question to multi hunters, which is right place to explain question like that, not in this topic for sure. That is one of 66 turns played together that I sat for him after he renewed his internet connection at home. Even if I sat, we lost that game, so my sitting there do not have any outcome to final result of the war. As a proxy log in, I am not sure but I think he once spoke to me that from his job or wherever, there are firewalls not allowing him to log in so they uses proxies. It may be easy checked and explained by him, I do not exactly remember what he told me once more than one year ago. But nice try to present it like we are using some proxies to cheat, again repeating my words in this case: "you are great actor for public, your post are so convincing that you would even convince me if I am third party in this conversation"

Be prepared to lose, that's all.

... Says someone who just told me to learn some humidity

I am ready to loose if it happens and it looks right now that it is heading that way. If it happens I wil be the first to congratulate you and the last who will speak about dice/drop/luck/sitting or such a sore losers stuffs. and I will not leave the site because of that (like you were for example speaking in Game 11766833), nor will my clan turn down to social. I know that loosing is also normal like winning is, and I play this for fun, I do not need to paranoically watch other persons walls to find abuse, and collect all the evidence to our forum, I do not need to play maximal number of games by one player+sit for many others and try all my best to hide my sitting like you did in CL4 but still were eliminated regardless of that proven cheating. I play for fun, win with fun or loose with fun, and life goes on.

Lol, you're desperate.

Now when seeing what all you was doing in this war while I was playing and had great fun, it seems like you are desperate. Also this desperate acting to show me in public like some sore looser or cheater are even more desperate. Or the way you was cheating in order to advance in CL4, only player who desperately and paranoically wants to win can do something like that on so planned way, being totally aware that his doings are against rules. For me it is even fun how desperately you are trying to present me in public like low morale person, cheater or whatever with that label, and your high eloquent skills sometimes even success in that.

[comic boy]

Josko ....A legend in his own mind

[Doc_Brown]

Aww, why the harsh words? Can't we all just get along? I mean, who could be mad at a cute, furry, lovable, harmless little Kortgies...

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[betiko]

now cof is teaching "humidity" to josko; it's getting quite serious and maybe a little private!

[Chariot of Fire]

Oh get lost Josko, you are pathetic. Keep trawling through my games why don't you, lol.

(like you were for example speaking in Game 11766833), nor will my clan turn down to social. I know that loosing is also normal like winning is, and I play this for fun, I do not need to paranoically watch other persons walls to find abuse, and collect all the evidence to our forum, I do not need to play maximal number of games by one player+sit for many others

But Josko....you are the only one in the challenge who has played maximum number of games.

Why do you keep writing such lies, it just makes you look stupid.

Upset you have no more strings to pull, puppet master?

[josko.ri]

Oh get lost Josko, you are pathetic. Keep trawling through my games why don't you, lol.

(like you were for example speaking in Game 11766833), nor will my clan turn down to social. I know that loosing is also normal like winning is, and I play this for fun, I do not need to paranoically watch other persons walls to find abuse, and collect all the evidence to our forum, I do not need to play maximal number of games by one player+sit for many others

But Josko....you are the only one in the challenge who has played maximum number of games.

Why do you keep writing such lies, it just makes you look stupid.

Upset you have no more strings to pull, puppet master?

I write 1+2=3, and you tell me that I speak lies because 1 is not 3.

Great actor for public are you, like I already told. someone would even buy this argument without further reading into it

Not upset, maybe you judge from your eyes because in loosing situation like my clan has right now you would be more than upset. I am pretty cool, far away from upset. I even enjoy in your methods to present me like bad person because you are so good at it, and I am impatient to see which will be the next desperate try from you to present truth wrong. I am sure you have a lot of that in your reserve memory.

[Dako]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

Also, "Great actor for public are you" is kind of repeating, can you please find some other phrase for harassment?

[freakns]

now cof is teaching "humidity" to josko; it's getting quite serious and maybe a little private!

nah... its just a bit of innocent petting atm... im waiting for some hard core action!

[Dako]

No, quick, hide, Arya is in the thread!

[Foxglove]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

...

If you're the type to make fun of another person's command of the English language (which apparently you are), it should hurt your thinking apparatus, not your eyes.

An ugly signature is the kind of the that hurts the eyes.

[freakns]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

Also, "Great actor for public are you" is kind of repeating, can you please find some other phrase for harassment?

true that!
loose yourself:



against


lose yourself:

[Dako]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

...

If you're the type to make fun of another person's command of the English language (which apparently you are), it should hurt your thinking apparatus, not your eyes.

An ugly signature is the kind of the that hurts the eyes.

Where am I making fun of josko? Please enlighten me. Maybe ask josko if I am making fun of him here? Josko - do you feel offended by my words?

[Foxglove]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

...

If you're the type to make fun of another person's command of the English language (which apparently you are), it should hurt your thinking apparatus, not your eyes.

An ugly signature is the kind of the that hurts the eyes.

Where am I making fun of josko? Please enlighten me. Maybe ask josko if I am making fun of him here? Josko - do you feel offended by my words?

Ah, it was just a friendly public language lesson? My apologies!

Please accept my explanation of the difference between things that hurt the eyes as opposed to the mind as a friendly language lesson from me to you.

[josko.ri]

OK josko, you seriously need to know the difference between "loose" and "lose". It hurts my eyes every time I read you use the wrong word.

...

If you're the type to make fun of another person's command of the English language (which apparently you are), it should hurt your thinking apparatus, not your eyes.

An ugly signature is the kind of the that hurts the eyes.

Where am I making fun of josko? Please enlighten me. Maybe ask josko if I am making fun of him here? Josko - do you feel offended by my words?

Ah, it was just a friendly public language lesson? My apologies!

Please accept my explanation of the difference between things that hurt the eyes as opposed to the mind as a friendly language lesson from me to you.

Lol. yes, I am thankful to him for it. I really didnt know difference, I thought loose is present and lose is past

Good skill gotten for someone whose daily work is on English language