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by **Namor** on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:28 pm

Bend over Chuck, I'll kiss your arse... and not to tempt you onboard the good ship Chaos... but because I've heard yours is one of the best arses that CC has to offer.

Seriously though, I know you'll be inundated with offers, but I'm throwing our hat in the ring. You know you'd be welcome.

by **danryan** on Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:31 pm

I bid two tootsie rolls I found in my sofa, plus a slightly aged lone star beer long neck.

by **patrickaa317** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:38 am

Don't fear the reapers. Check us out.

by **Chuuuuck** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:16 am

danryan wrote:I bid two tootsie rolls I found in my sofa, plus a slightly aged lone star beer long neck.

We have two tootsie rolls. Can we do better?

by **jackal31** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:42 am

Are you sold if he finds a Jujubee too?

by **danryan** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:25 am

jackal31 wrote:Are you sold if he finds a Jujubee too?

My daughter informs me that she doesn't like Airheads or Nerds, so he can have an entire bucket of those. Unfortunately, Whoppers, Reeses Peanutbutter Cups, and M&Ms are off the table and non-negotiable.

That is my best and final offer as far as candy goes.

You can have all the Special Reserve whisky that we keep though.

by **Namor** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:44 pm

danryan wrote:
You can have all the Special Reserve whisky that we keep though.

In that case, I'm on the market too.

by **L M S** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:28 pm

Hippie will share his girlfriend with you too, how do you feel about gingers?, also....you want the upper or the lower half?

by **betiko** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:16 pm

I m no clan leader to speak in the name of the pack, nor I know your relationships with my teammates but we re pretty decent and haven t lost a war yet (8-0).

I bid a ping pong ball throwing chineese hooker!

by **Master Kai** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:31 pm

great thread! My little niece says she doesn't want to wear her shirt, so we'll throw that in too I suppose. But her new book called "secret Seahorse" barefoot board book is non-negotiable.

As for the whiskey, Dan, LMS, Luke, Tom, lets drink! Cheers! Anyone care to join us? We plan on getting sloshed.

by **Chuuuuck** on Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:44 pm

I love airheads AND whiskey! That "Secret Seahorse" book sounds pretty nice too.

Unfortunately, gingers aren't my thing

by **Namor** on Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:18 pm

How are we meant to compete with all these fantastic offers coming in? I was hoping we could hang on to them, but I guess we could throw in Slaylark's lucky pair of undercrackers;

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by **The Voice** on Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:35 pm

The clan world isn't complete without you. I wish you the best of luck in whatever clan you choose*

*Especially if it's EMPIRE

by **Agent 86** on Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:53 pm

Well looks like the offer from 1RFG has been undermined by all the genius that has been displayed. So with the tip of my hat and all that..we can only offer you a Tsingtao beer and great team work.

Still if you have doubts about the dubious offers on hand, check us out..we don't require you to jump through hoops or treat you like a complete loser which FOED and Empire put me through..now I'm happy with the great clan I'm with.

Good luck Chuuuck in your future endeavors and may the dice be yours. Actually our clan is full and not taking anyone else at the moment, because our last recruit beats you all..his name is saraith.

So to Deli and Safari, you would be the only likely people who could get into this new clan with the old feeling of O&H with a better campfire.lol

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