Conquer Club

Howdy all

We'll get straight to it.
Like the name says, this is a clan for easy going people, who take their games seriously, but not to serious. The plan is that we gather a group of positive, friendly people who love this game, and enjoy playing it.

Guess we need some rules now:
#1 First rule of The Easy Riders is that you don't talk abouth The Easy Riders,
#2 Must have sophisticated sense of humor,
(this rule does not apply for the organizer)
#3 Premium and freemium members only,
#4 Must have a rating of 2.5 % or higher,
#5 Must have IQ at least 160,
(organizer is entitled to a 50% discount on this rule)
#6 Must have 99% attendance or higher,
#7 Must have at least 100 games completed,
#8 Must not be in any other Clan.
note: the last three rules are actually not a joke.
note to self: stop trying to be funny, you're embarrassing yourself.

That's about it.
So, what are you waiting for, post and join us!

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The Easy Riders of Risk are:
1. hlbart
2. Wietses
3. subnova
4. nzk
5. zilex
6. pridekiller
7. adennison
8. NikolaMakedonski
9. Dr.House_25
10. Stubek
11. Robert E Nick
12. NodLoyalist
13. Jewish_Ninja
14. CatchersMitt14



How do I sign up?

Cool i am in tell me what to do

You just did

damn right it's cool! I reckon we round up about 15-20 fine players such as yourself, and than go pro. You will all be given the instruction when the time comes.

cool!
I've always wanted to meet a dog-whispering, knitter. For me, though, I crochet.
Not sure if you'd want me - just joined in early Jan, and only completed 6 games so far, and have a n/a rating.
But...
I've won 4 out of the 6 games I played. (probably going to loose the one I'm in, though - start position looks bad, and I don't understand the format)

regarding the rules, further info:

#1 First rule of The Easy Riders is that you don't talk abouth The Easy Riders,
np - being I know nothing about it, or anyone who would be interested, easy not to bring it up in conversation - none of my plants, mice, or yoga friends care about Risk.

#2 Must have sophisticated sense of humor,
(this rule does not apply for the organizer)
My humor must be sophisticated - most people never understand it.

#3 Premium and freemium members only,
freemium (my guess, this is a further sample of the organizer's humor - gave me a chuckle, anyway)

#4 Must have a rating of 2.5 % or higher,
this rule must not be applicable to me - my rating is "not applicable"

#5 Must have IQ at least 160,
(organizer is entitled to a 50% discount on this rule)
np - make me an officer (if these clan things have officers) and give officers a similar discount &^_^&

#6 Must have 99% attendance or higher,
I'm cool beans on this one! I have 100%

#7 Must have at least 100 games completed,
...

#8 Must not be in any other Clan.
woohoo! I pass this one as well!

(actually came here, to try to find out what clans are all about - what they do, how they function, etc. to find out if this would be something I'd like to do here at cc. But I got sidetracked, chuckling at the rules. If you have time, though, and would care to elucidate, I would like to know what clans are for. - or if you, or anyone else, can point me in a direction where I can learn more about them. Thanks for any help.)

Hey, Zilex! I'm in...

And the Gashouse gang is back together.
All the other clans, you better watch out!!!

PennyWorth wrote:regarding the rules, further info:

#1 First rule of The Easy Riders is that you don't talk abouth The Easy Riders,
np - being I know nothing about it, or anyone who would be interested, easy not to bring it up in conversation - none of my plants, mice, or yoga friends care about Risk.

#2 Must have sophisticated sense of humor,
(this rule does not apply for the organizer)
My humor must be sophisticated - most people never understand it.

#3 Premium and freemium members only,
freemium (my guess, this is a further sample of the organizer's humor - gave me a chuckle, anyway)

#4 Must have a rating of 2.5 % or higher,
this rule must not be applicable to me - my rating is "not applicable"

#5 Must have IQ at least 160,
(organizer is entitled to a 50% discount on this rule)
np - make me an officer (if these clan things have officers) and give officers a similar discount &^_^&

#6 Must have 99% attendance or higher,
I'm cool beans on this one! I have 100%

#7 Must have at least 100 games completed,
...

#8 Must not be in any other Clan.
woohoo! I pass this one as well!

OK, you seem like a nice guy, so I'm gonna be upfront with you: YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THIS CLAN !!!
I'm a kind man, and I can tolerate, and could make an exception, for not meeting the requirements of all of the other rules, but not rule no. 2. Rule no. 2. is maybe the most important of them all.
Here is the clear evidence that you are in violation with the rule mentioned above:

freemium (my guess, this is a further sample of the organizer's humor - gave me a chuckle, anyway)

Those are your words man...
I mean realy???
To conclude, the candidate - PennyWorth, as he cals himself, by saying that the organizer has a sense of humor, and some elements of the post gave him a "chuckle", has proven that he does not possess a sense of humor whatsoever, let alone sophisticated, and therefore must complete at least 50 games, including some team games, and then join us, if still intrested.

And on a different note: in case of someone is wondering, I actually do have a life, I'm doing thist post from work, to pass the time

how can I sign up

Us other clans are watching this amazing list and are shaking in fear. How did it end for Gashouse?

you have a life and in the same time you are playing games on internet? cmon man, lets be honest here, my dog have more life then you do... and i dont even have a dog!

anyhow, gl with the clan...

Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

nzk wrote:how can I sign up

OK nzk, you're in. Your attendance is not perfect, but at least you didn't try to be funny like some others in this post (including me), and you have a really cool name, what clan would not want a nzk in their rows.

TheCrown wrote:Us other clans are watching this amazing list and are shaking in fear. How did it end for Gashouse?

Yeah, you better watch out bitches!!! You should know how it ended, you were the organizer. We lost in the semis, but now, the Gashouse is rising like the Phenix, and now we are going to rule the CC

Is it safe to assume you are in also zilex?

freakns wrote:you have a life and in the same time you are playing games on internet? cmon man, lets be honest here, my dog have more life then you do... and i dont even have a dog!

anyhow, gl with the clan...

Oh really, I don't have a life? Well, I think my girlfriend doesn't feel that way. Just the other day, we were walking trough the park, when she saw your dog... OK, you caught me, I don't really have a life there...

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

Bruceswar wrote:Is it safe to assume you are in also zilex?

Yes, it's safe

zilex wrote:

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

stani jebote, i ovaj je nas?! pa koji ce ti djavo klan, sto nisi dosao kod nas u Otpisane?! kod nas ti niko ne bi popovao sto nemas zivot
to sve ovaj benga iskvario...

freakns wrote:

zilex wrote:

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

stani jebote, i ovaj je nas?! pa koji ce ti djavo klan, sto nisi dosao kod nas u Otpisane?! kod nas ti niko ne bi popovao sto nemas zivot
to sve ovaj benga iskvario...

Svi mi koji nemamo život Pa, *ebi ga, nije me niko ni zvao

freakns wrote:

zilex wrote:

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

stani jebote, i ovaj je nas?! pa koji ce ti djavo klan, sto nisi dosao kod nas u Otpisane?! kod nas ti niko ne bi popovao sto nemas zivot
to sve ovaj benga iskvario...

Ova uvreda mi zvuči kao poziv na rat!

zilex wrote:

freakns wrote:

zilex wrote:

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

stani jebote, i ovaj je nas?! pa koji ce ti djavo klan, sto nisi dosao kod nas u Otpisane?! kod nas ti niko ne bi popovao sto nemas zivot
to sve ovaj benga iskvario...

Svi mi koji nemamo život Pa, *ebi ga, nije me niko ni zvao

a sta bi ti sada, pozivnicu neku? po mogucstvu umotanu i sa snalom? i cokoladicu pride?

benga wrote:

freakns wrote:

zilex wrote:

benga wrote:Anyone got their short name? EROR!!

Actually, the acronym is TEROR, zemljače! You better remember that

stani jebote, i ovaj je nas?! pa koji ce ti djavo klan, sto nisi dosao kod nas u Otpisane?! kod nas ti niko ne bi popovao sto nemas zivot
to sve ovaj benga iskvario...

Ova uvreda mi zvuči kao poziv na rat!

srbe na vrbe!
ne stani, cekaj, pa ja sam Srbin... damn it!
hrvate na... jele!
ne jebote, imam jelu u klanu, ne moze ni to... DARN!

a da bacimo bombu na zilexa samo?

ne mozemo u rat jos... i dalje se rvemo sa AKA, a vec nas je i TNC trazio...

nego, posto imamo crnogorca ovde...
sta ispadne kada se sastanu Srbi i Crnogorci? pa Hrvati!
ko je gledao vaterpolo, razumece