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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Leehar on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:12 am

IcePack wrote:Also interested to know when this is supposed to take place, and what you/they plan on doing in regards to CL5 commitments in two different qualification groups.

We'll be kicked from CL :(
Plus you kicked us from f400 as well :'(

Bruce thinks AoC is better than us so we should join them :roll: . (Screw that! Empire's name always comes first!!!! :twisted: )
I don't know how that meets the definition of a merger, but it's apparently either that or Create a New Clan, even the 2's leaders/rosters/forums will all be exactly the same, just evolving into 1 unit?


But you're right freak, who wants to merge with this bunch of doddering maniacs, no need to play the charade anymore. Can we join you? We can't speak serbian, but I guarantee I have the looks! :lol:
(actually join/create, not merge, because that wouldn't be a merge, would it?)
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Qwert on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:25 am

Consider that two clan merge and form new, these mean that AOC and EMP not exist anymore ,and will be removed from Cl5.

CD need to verify these and Send me messages to proceed with removal from schedule and tables.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:44 am

Nice. The recruitment offices at OSA are in full swing to gobble up the remaining members who don't make the merge.

Free premium dice to all who switch to OSA in the next 12 hours.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby TaelS on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:08 am

I'm still getting up to speed on this "clan world" in CC, as I'm not really familiar with other clans but AOC (sorry for that, Empire fellows). But I trust and support any decision my AOC fellows make, and they of course said really nice things about you all, so I'm willing to meet you all guys and smash some opponents together!

This... is... The Ultimate Agents of the Empire of Supreme Chaos!
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby kjg21 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:20 am

ā€œYour tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker.ā€

ā€œThen Iā€™ll see you in Hell!ā€
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby pconnolly365 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:24 am

Que Qyu?


Qyu wrote:Farewell sad AoC leaders !

So....


Strong Player searching for strong Clan


(+)
. I have a networthy experience of most of map (392/400 at random map achievment)
. I am a nice and experienced teamplayer (platinum in quad and trip, 858/1000 in teammate achievement)
. In fact, i'm skilled in nearly every type of game (see the gold dollop on the left (or the right, it's depend))
. I already reached the top40 (ok, it was far far away, somewhere in 2008, when there were only 50 players in activity)
. I love make bad but fun joke (see just above), even about me (champion of auto-bashing !), and common with word gaming
. I'm really cool, even more than Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli
. I'm French

(-)
. I'm French (yeah, it's also a -)



Send offer directly on my message box or on my wall
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby IanG7 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:29 am

This really takes the stress out of my secret plan to jump ship on AOC and move to EMPIRE.

When the leaders made the announcement I was 3 days away.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby pconnolly365 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:33 am

freakns wrote:so, two slacking clans trying to get back to former glory?! nice idea.

only problem is two of the oldest clans... ID is the oldest if im not mistaken.


finally, who is coming up with all this april fools jokes? they are so transparent :( you know, when you fish, its better if someone actually take a bait!


Hehe
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby eddie2 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:54 am

lol the newcomer cup is still taking signups... it is the only one you will qualify for now :lol: :lol: :lol:. ow crap no you wont because no complete challenges yet...
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby MoB Deadly on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:56 am

eddie2 wrote:lol the newcomer cup is still taking signups... it is the only one you will qualify for now :lol: :lol: :lol:. ow crap no you wont because no complete challenges yet...


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Denise on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:16 am

Is this an April fools joke? I'm not going to say anything until I know for sure except for, "Is this an April fools joke? I'm not going to say anything until I know for sure."
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Steiner75 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:40 am

angola wrote:Of all the clans to merge with, Empire. Not happy. I tried to push jetsetwilly and hyposquasher to reconsider.

This is a warning to all the clans out there, don't have three leaders - they will outvote you 2-1 on what to do.


You tried your best....but were it not incumbent to accept the command of our (former) clan leadership, I would declare this an April Fools joke indeed.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby nicestash on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:43 am

After John f*cking sold us out, I'm looking for a new clan. Here's my resume;

-Silver achievement in dubs, trips, quads
-Gold cross map
-240/400 for random map
-good at leading luxembourg, classic, asia, and doodle earth
-over 2200 finished games
-won 2/3 sets against kort in the 1v1 finals

All of this expertise doesn't come free though; I hate people so don't expect me to be chatty. Also, you better not be a f*cking idiot.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby jetsetwilly on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:48 am

nicestash wrote:After John f*cking sold us out, I'm looking for a new clan. Here's my resume;

-Silver achievement in dubs, trips, quads
-Gold cross map
-240/400 for random map
-over 2200 finished games
-won 2/3 sets against kort in the 1v1 finals

All of this expertise doesn't come free though; I hate people so don't expect me to be chatty. Also, you better not be a f*cking idiot.


Pah you suck, go with Angola and form the Sucky imperial agents !
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Gen. Ramsarelli on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:52 am

IanG7 wrote:This really takes the stress out of my secret plan to jump ship on AOC and move to EMPIRE.

When the leaders made the announcement I was 3 days away.

You too Ian? Now it's gonna be like eating a sh*t sandwich and chasing it with a delicious ice cream sundae! Talk about mixed emotions. : /
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby slickstm on Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:40 pm

I hope this is a Joke. AOC will never merge with another clan especially the lowly empire. Besides I think I have everyone of those losers foed! :twisted:
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby nicestash on Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:51 pm

slickstm wrote:I hope this is a Joke. AOC will never merge with another clan especially the lowly empire. Besides I think I have everyone of those losers foed! :twisted:

Pfft, weren't you one of the noobs that I dominated in clandemonium? I almost felt bad it was so easy!
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby slickstm on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:07 pm

Dice killed us in that game. But I am glad u replied because I didn't have you foed but now you are! ;)
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby cookie0117 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:14 pm

I would love this to be real as they seem to be falling apart already!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby darkseb on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:18 pm

Did i miss something important ?
If it involve the loser Empire i guess it's not :roll:
It just can't be true.

AOC forever :twisted:
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby nicestash on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

slickstm wrote:Dice killed us in that game. But I am glad u replied because I didn't have you foed but now you are! ;)

Very slick; exactly the type of excuse I'd expect from an AoC member. If you look at the game log, you'll notice how lucky you guys were: we got stuck hitting a neutral base while you guys never missed. For us to still pull out a 'w' is testament to your extreme noobism.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby jetsetwilly on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:50 pm

nicestash wrote:
slickstm wrote:Dice killed us in that game. But I am glad u replied because I didn't have you foed but now you are! ;)

Very slick; exactly the type of excuse I'd expect from an AoC member. If you look at the game log, you'll notice how lucky you guys were: we got stuck hitting a neutral base while you guys never missed. For us to still pull out a 'w' is testament to your extreme noobism.



Right that's it, you two aren't sitting together at the ceremony!
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Gen. Ramsarelli on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:10 pm

jetsetwilly wrote:
nicestash wrote:
slickstm wrote:Dice killed us in that game. But I am glad u replied because I didn't have you foed but now you are! ;)

Very slick; exactly the type of excuse I'd expect from an AoC member. If you look at the game log, you'll notice how lucky you guys were: we got stuck hitting a neutral base while you guys never missed. For us to still pull out a 'w' is testament to your extreme noobism.



Right that's it, you two aren't sitting together at the ceremony!

I was thinking we should just all pitch in to get'em a room and let them get it over with.
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby Jackofalltrades on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:01 pm

Gen. Ramsarelli wrote:
jetsetwilly wrote:
nicestash wrote:
slickstm wrote:Dice killed us in that game. But I am glad u replied because I didn't have you foed but now you are! ;)

Very slick; exactly the type of excuse I'd expect from an AoC member. If you look at the game log, you'll notice how lucky you guys were: we got stuck hitting a neutral base while you guys never missed. For us to still pull out a 'w' is testament to your extreme noobism.



Right that's it, you two aren't sitting together at the ceremony!

I was thinking we should just all pitch in to get'em a room and let them get it over with.

Gen, i'll donate the boxin gloves for them tho they may just spend more time wrestling on the mat :P

seriously tho i barely know these guys wtf?!?!?! (2 year hiatus not withstanding) how the winds have changed from when i joined the proud clan that was empire... shesh...
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Re: Clan Merger - EMPIRE & Agents of Chaos

Postby jricart on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:34 pm

Ok, a couple more hours for you guys to have fun with this Aprils Fool Day joke that is not funny for me at all!

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