Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 4:40 am**

Seulessliathan wrote:cheers jimy, how are you doing?

Alles gut Seul! (that is not an invitation to a German conversation ... mine will dry up just after our discussion about my favourite beverage)

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 4:52 am**

codeblue1018 wrote:Jimi isn't retired; he's the monkeys president and CEO; he's full time behind closed doors

heheh, the monki spirit is in very fine and leathery hands! (in case it's not clear, i mean yours not mine partner!)

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:20 pm**

And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:31 pm**

laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:08 pm**

jiminski wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

Touché !!!!!'

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:31 am**

jiminski wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

There were too many bananas and not enough women for these "virtual" orgies :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:35 pm**

jackal31 wrote:
jiminski wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Something similar to that LC. People should be where they feel at home; the monki brand of relaxed banter, love and virtual orgies is not for everyone partner.

There were too many bananas and not enough women for these "virtual" orgies

...... hmmm well i am fairly sure that banana is a euphemism for tally-whacker... (and euphemism is probably a euphemism for velvet-pocket... but i'm getting confused now myself...), the point is, i reckon you have misjudged The Pork-Sword Count*
Kratos is a Leggy, Amazonian goddess with thighs hewed of silken, sandy-brown; Skillfull.. or should i say Melita... has got the breasts of pompom dancer and buns you could take a limpet off a rock with! ... I can't believe you didn't get onto the skype conference list! (heads will roll Jack! ... and yet another euphemism...

)

*not to be confused with the last of the German, Aristocratic, Pig Farming, Warrior Monks: Baron von Schwein-Sabre.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:58 pm**

laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:05 pm**

Leehar wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

Christ .. just had a look at your profile Har and it appears you are in every group other than TSM ... good to know there is one limit to your promiscuity...

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:57 pm**

jiminski wrote:
Leehar wrote:
laughingcavalier wrote:And we say au revoir to jackal31.
What is that, the third monki to leave since we were formed?

Scott-land, lindax, clapper & Seul as well make 5?
Although perhaps removal is diff.

Christ .. just had a look at your profile Har and it appears you are in every group other than TSM ... good to know there is one limit to your promiscuity...

Yes, you can't trust people who are in too many groups.

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:29 am**

i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:38 am**

skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

This is not a helpful name for a dyslexic! .... however, welcome Vuk, Sam, O.T. n' most of all to jak!

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:51 am**

skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP :evil:

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:03 am**

josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

i would very much like to join in but what the dickens does 'OTP' mean? .... is it a dyslexic joke? ... i prefer the old classic: --"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:17 am**

josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:21 am**

codeblue1018 wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

All is fair in love and war Code! .... or should that read 'nothing is fair'?... anyway, we spirited Vuk away from his OTP comrades and those people never forget!

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:22 am**

codeblue1018 wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

It was a joke about OTP, because they have lots of players from Serbia ;-)

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:31 am**

Hi everyone, thanks for having me. Now let's kill them all! :-)

Posted: **Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:42 am**

skillfull wrote:
codeblue1018 wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

We don't steal people mate, they come to us.

It was a joke about OTP, because they have lost of players from Serbia

I know pal; I forgot to put a smiley face following my statement. Ill do it now, :lol:

Posted: **Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:31 am**

josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! www.conquerclub.com/player.php?submit=S ... o=D&page=4

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:46 pm**

Leehar wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?s ... o=D&page=4

Vuk didn't want to share skill with the other 18 men in his life.

Posted: **Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:38 am**

laughingcavalier wrote:
Leehar wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
skillfull wrote:i am happy to announce our new member Vuk Samotnjak! Welcome to the trees buddy

You are stealing members from OTP

More like about time!
I was expecting skill to lure him away 4 years ago! http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?s ... o=D&page=4

Vuk didn't want to share skill with the other 18 men in his life.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:50 pm**

Welcome aboard, Vuk! =D>

Posted: **Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:47 pm**

jiminski wrote:In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought.
In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth.
In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul!
For he is legion, a family of one.
For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!

THE SPANKING MONKI'S are here and we are glad to make your acquaintance.

Please meet:

Active (In spirit if not in war):

larsin
luckywar
kratos644
jalen45
skillfull
Sam02
laughingcavalier
ender_w99
Nate the Great
codeblue1018
osujacket
friendly1
hatchman
Blind Date
dustin800
Junior Bee
RiskTycoon
Vuk Samotnjak

Non-Active ghost Monkis
Bonomo101
Jonsvoll
Surfingmace
jiminski
Sir Titus
SkyT
Frop
Firstholliday
Georgerx7di
Tisha
kmacready
laddida
Ruben Cassar

Recruitment:
We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough!

Aim
Our intention is to challenge the very best Clans on the site, become the most formidable of their number and have boundless enjoyment in the act...

Clan Challenge:
Additional: We are now accepting clan Challenges! - Please contact one of the Members highlighted in BOLD if you wish to fight!

Good luck from the Monki's

Active again :p

Posted: **Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:39 am**

glad to see monkis still going

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