Pleasure for Sale

by **chapcrap** on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:33 pm

SaviorShot wrote:O chap pleasure me with a lil 1v1 Poland round robin. Manual troops ,seq, chained, foggy, no spoils =]

Consider yourself pleasured: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=172946

by **osujacket** on Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:43 pm

Starting Mid July when I get back from vacation.

16 player bracket tourney.

NW territories
Foggy
Chained
Doubles

by **chapcrap** on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:49 pm

osujacket wrote:Starting Mid July when I get back from vacation.

16 player bracket tourney.

NW territories
Foggy
Chained
Doubles

Well, I will wait to pleasure you, but you be pleasured, to be sure.

by **solar** on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:30 pm

I would like to see a tournament with a NASCAR theme. I wanna be #48 Jimmy Johnson...We like fog, but we can not race in fowl weather right? of course we can.fog, no spoils, chained, lets go with the maps that are USA, The first seven listed, because they don't run NASCAR across the big pond.

by **chapcrap** on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:23 am

chapcrap wrote:
osujacket wrote:Starting Mid July when I get back from vacation.

16 player bracket tourney.

NW territories
Foggy
Chained
Doubles

Well, I will wait to pleasure you, but you be pleasured, to be sure.

Tournament is up. We'll start when you're ready: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=173490

by **Swimmerdude99** on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:48 pm

Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? :shock:

Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

by **chapcrap** on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:52 pm

swimmerdude99 wrote:Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch.

by **andyf23** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:26 pm

I had a dream last night and in it chapcrap pleasured me with terminator games, on a classic map, it was foggy, and escalating with adjacent spoils. There were six groups of six players who played ten six player games and the player who had the most kills would join the other five group winners in a grand final where there were another 10 games but this time the player with the most kills was declared victorious. In that dream that player was............ me

by **chapcrap** on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:45 pm

solar wrote:I would like to see a tournament with a NASCAR theme. I wanna be #48 Jimmy Johnson...We like fog, but we can not race in fowl weather right? of course we can.fog, no spoils, chained, lets go with the maps that are USA, The first seven listed, because they don't run NASCAR across the big pond.

I have a thought for this and will get back to you. Sorry it's taking so long, for I am busy lately.

andyf23 wrote:I had a dream last night and in it chapcrap pleasured me with terminator games, on a classic map, it was foggy, and escalating with adjacent spoils. There were six groups of six players who played ten six player games and the player who had the most kills would join the other five group winners in a grand final where there were another 10 games but this time the player with the most kills was declared victorious. In that dream that player was............ me

As for this... There aren't adjacent spoils.

But, I think I can arrange something like this for you.

by **andyf23** on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:07 am

Escalating spoils, adjacent fortifications I meant, was still half asleep when recalling my dream

by **chapcrap** on Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:33 pm

Here is the one for solar: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=173864

by **QoH** on Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:32 pm

chapcrap wrote:
swimmerdude99 wrote:Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch.

Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor

As many people as you can handle

by **chapcrap** on Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:24 pm

andyf23 wrote:I had a dream last night and in it chapcrap pleasured me with terminator games, on a classic map, it was foggy, and escalating with adjacent spoils. There were six groups of six players who played ten six player games and the player who had the most kills would join the other five group winners in a grand final where there were another 10 games but this time the player with the most kills was declared victorious. In that dream that player was............ me

andyf23 wrote:Escalating spoils, adjacent fortifications I meant, was still half asleep when recalling my dream

Here you go andy, I hope you enjoy yourself.

QoH wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
swimmerdude99 wrote:Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch.

Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor As many people as you can handle

You tricky Empire guys!! My wife will never suspect a thing. :lol:

Here you go: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=174019

by **LFAW** on Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:24 am

Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...

by **chapcrap** on Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:56 pm

LFAW wrote:Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...

Me love you long time.

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:06 am

Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...

by **ckyrias** on Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:15 am

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

by **chapcrap** on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:09 pm

ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

viewtopic.php?f=91&t=174765

by **ckyrias** on Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

chapcrap wrote:
ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1&t=174765[/quote

oh you are 1 step ahead!!

by **Campin_Killer** on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:50 am

USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style

by **chapcrap** on Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:54 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...

I will see about this. I might need to wait just a little bit first though.

ckyrias wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come.

viewtopic.php?f=91&t=174765

oh you are 1 step ahead!!

I'm sure another will come out though. And I'll reserve a spot for you.

Campin_Killer wrote:USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style

I can do this as early as right now! But, I won't. I'll wait until this weekend. I do my best pleasuring on the weekends.

Also, there will be one for epicgb on Circus Maximus.

And happyfeet has contacted me about some large, convoluted tournament that I'll have to think about first.