Conquer Club

Name: Salami Fighting Association

Description: To promote the ancient art of salami fighting. All members will receive training in some form of meat-based weaponry. Sissies need not apply.

See the Salami Fighting Association official training video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFa5jrw9UY

"Because food does not only give life, it can also kill..."

Leader: V.I.

Members:
turtleman
The Weird One
lofty
Som General

where do i get my bacon belt?

Poison Sausage Stick...



Just one weapon of war...

Master the art of disguise, in the Salami Fighting Association.

Newest, most dangerous clan. Now open to the public.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35313

Big fucking losers need not apply. Talking to you Billy07.

IN

does that mean there autamaticly in

That video is gayyyyyyyyy

Couldn't someone have saved some of the meat being made into accessories, and fed it to the skinny albino creature in your training video?

hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy

Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?

IN, nothing like giving birth to a nice brown salami, and then using it to hurt someone!

Tieryn wrote:

hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy

Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?

One of our most hated enemy...



Filthy vegetables. They must be stopped, at all costs...

Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.

V.I. wrote:Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.

oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"

Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
I won't tell you exactly what happens but just know many a mans life will be changed for the better
be a hero

Hey I'm up for joining the clan.

Can I join?

jcalebmoore wrote:

Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.

Hey VI, no reason to create two threads. All callouts go in this aptly named "Callouts" forum.

Som General wrote:

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
I won't tell you exactly what happens but just know many a mans life will be changed for the better
be a hero

No joke. You really are a retard.

Next time you need to find 20 people's opinion, you don't need to go outside. Just ask the group of people that come by on a daily basis to anally penetrate you with their fists while you fellate your helpless dog. I see that you can't use 'there', 'they're', or 'their', correctly so the not being able to count makes sense. I'll help you out: there are way more than 20 fists in your ass.

wrestler1ump wrote:

jcalebmoore wrote:

Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.

You're probably right, but I just adore the smell of icy-hot.

No one will be turned away. Whump joins the Salami Fighting Association.

We need a few more. 5 to be precise. Just spell "automatically" correctly and yer in like Flynn.